J.T. (TCWT Media)
@jtbrewscrime.bsky.social
🎙️ Livestreamer, 🎤 Podcaster, Content Creator w/ 🌈 TCWT Media, 🍺 Brew Crime, & 🎧 Active Shooter
https://www.youtube.com/@TCWTMedia
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So here's to the season, both joyous and wild,
Where politics roar and truth stands exiled.
May your holidays sparkle, your sanity stay,
And let's hope for a better election someday!
(15/15)
Where politics roar and truth stands exiled.
May your holidays sparkle, your sanity stay,
And let's hope for a better election someday!
(15/15)
December 24, 2024 at 3:20 PM
So here's to the season, both joyous and wild,
Where politics roar and truth stands exiled.
May your holidays sparkle, your sanity stay,
And let's hope for a better election someday!
(15/15)
Where politics roar and truth stands exiled.
May your holidays sparkle, your sanity stay,
And let's hope for a better election someday!
(15/15)
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like a QAnon missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
“Happy chaos to all, and to all a loud fight!”
(14/15)
And away they all flew like a QAnon missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
“Happy chaos to all, and to all a loud fight!”
(14/15)
December 24, 2024 at 3:20 PM
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like a QAnon missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
“Happy chaos to all, and to all a loud fight!”
(14/15)
And away they all flew like a QAnon missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
“Happy chaos to all, and to all a loud fight!”
(14/15)
He spoke not of reason, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings with tweets from a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
He gave a loud sniff—oh God, not the pose!
(13/15)
And filled all the stockings with tweets from a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
He gave a loud sniff—oh God, not the pose!
(13/15)
December 24, 2024 at 3:20 PM
He spoke not of reason, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings with tweets from a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
He gave a loud sniff—oh God, not the pose!
(13/15)
And filled all the stockings with tweets from a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
He gave a loud sniff—oh God, not the pose!
(13/15)
He was chubby and slouched, a right jolly old grinch,
And I cringed when he spoke—oh, not even an inch!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had everything to dread.
(12/15)
And I cringed when he spoke—oh, not even an inch!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had everything to dread.
(12/15)
December 24, 2024 at 3:20 PM
He was chubby and slouched, a right jolly old grinch,
And I cringed when he spoke—oh, not even an inch!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had everything to dread.
(12/15)
And I cringed when he spoke—oh, not even an inch!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had everything to dread.
(12/15)
The stump of a cigar he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a thin face and a not-so-flat belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.
(11/15)
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a thin face and a not-so-flat belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.
(11/15)
December 24, 2024 at 3:20 PM
The stump of a cigar he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a thin face and a not-so-flat belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.
(11/15)
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a thin face and a not-so-flat belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.
(11/15)
His eyes—how they twinkled! His smirk, how disarming!
His cheeks were all rosy, his lies so alarming!
His sly little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the scent of cheap scotch was the trail he would sow.
(10/15)
His cheeks were all rosy, his lies so alarming!
His sly little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the scent of cheap scotch was the trail he would sow.
(10/15)
December 24, 2024 at 3:20 PM
His eyes—how they twinkled! His smirk, how disarming!
His cheeks were all rosy, his lies so alarming!
His sly little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the scent of cheap scotch was the trail he would sow.
(10/15)
His cheeks were all rosy, his lies so alarming!
His sly little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the scent of cheap scotch was the trail he would sow.
(10/15)
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his toe,
But his hair dye was streaming—a black, oily flow.
A bundle of ballots he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a burglar just opening his pack.
(9/15)
But his hair dye was streaming—a black, oily flow.
A bundle of ballots he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a burglar just opening his pack.
(9/15)
December 24, 2024 at 3:20 PM
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his toe,
But his hair dye was streaming—a black, oily flow.
A bundle of ballots he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a burglar just opening his pack.
(9/15)
But his hair dye was streaming—a black, oily flow.
A bundle of ballots he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a burglar just opening his pack.
(9/15)
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof,
The ranting and raving of each little goof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Giuliani came with a bound.
(8/15)
The ranting and raving of each little goof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Giuliani came with a bound.
(8/15)
December 24, 2024 at 3:20 PM
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof,
The ranting and raving of each little goof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Giuliani came with a bound.
(8/15)
The ranting and raving of each little goof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Giuliani came with a bound.
(8/15)
As lawsuits that fizzle when courts hear them fly,
When faced with some logic, they just up and lie.
So up to the housetop the cronies they flew,
With a sleigh full of grievances—and conspiracy stew.
(7/15)
When faced with some logic, they just up and lie.
So up to the housetop the cronies they flew,
With a sleigh full of grievances—and conspiracy stew.
(7/15)
December 24, 2024 at 3:20 PM
As lawsuits that fizzle when courts hear them fly,
When faced with some logic, they just up and lie.
So up to the housetop the cronies they flew,
With a sleigh full of grievances—and conspiracy stew.
(7/15)
When faced with some logic, they just up and lie.
So up to the housetop the cronies they flew,
With a sleigh full of grievances—and conspiracy stew.
(7/15)
“Now Giuliani! Now Jordan! Now Cruz and DeSantis!
On Boebert! On Greene! On chaos and antics!
To the top of the polls! To the top of the wall!
Now grift away! Grift away! Grift away all!”
(6/15)
On Boebert! On Greene! On chaos and antics!
To the top of the polls! To the top of the wall!
Now grift away! Grift away! Grift away all!”
(6/15)
December 24, 2024 at 3:20 PM
“Now Giuliani! Now Jordan! Now Cruz and DeSantis!
On Boebert! On Greene! On chaos and antics!
To the top of the polls! To the top of the wall!
Now grift away! Grift away! Grift away all!”
(6/15)
On Boebert! On Greene! On chaos and antics!
To the top of the polls! To the top of the wall!
Now grift away! Grift away! Grift away all!”
(6/15)
With a spray-tanned driver, so loud and uncouth,
I knew in a moment it must be—oh, truth!
More rapid than fact-checks his cronies they came,
And he shouted, and tweeted, and called them by name:
(5/15)
I knew in a moment it must be—oh, truth!
More rapid than fact-checks his cronies they came,
And he shouted, and tweeted, and called them by name:
(5/15)
December 24, 2024 at 3:20 PM
With a spray-tanned driver, so loud and uncouth,
I knew in a moment it must be—oh, truth!
More rapid than fact-checks his cronies they came,
And he shouted, and tweeted, and called them by name:
(5/15)
I knew in a moment it must be—oh, truth!
More rapid than fact-checks his cronies they came,
And he shouted, and tweeted, and called them by name:
(5/15)
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Gave the luster of midterms to objects below.
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But a tiny red sleigh and eight grifters in gear.
(4/15)
Gave the luster of midterms to objects below.
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But a tiny red sleigh and eight grifters in gear.
(4/15)
December 24, 2024 at 3:20 PM
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Gave the luster of midterms to objects below.
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But a tiny red sleigh and eight grifters in gear.
(4/15)
Gave the luster of midterms to objects below.
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But a tiny red sleigh and eight grifters in gear.
(4/15)
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Hoping it wasn’t Rudy, knee-deep in the trash.
(3/15)
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Hoping it wasn’t Rudy, knee-deep in the trash.
(3/15)
December 24, 2024 at 3:20 PM
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Hoping it wasn’t Rudy, knee-deep in the trash.
(3/15)
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Hoping it wasn’t Rudy, knee-deep in the trash.
(3/15)
The people were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of subpoenas danced in their heads.
And Mama in her face mask, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a brief Twitter nap.
(2/15)
While visions of subpoenas danced in their heads.
And Mama in her face mask, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a brief Twitter nap.
(2/15)
December 24, 2024 at 3:20 PM
The people were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of subpoenas danced in their heads.
And Mama in her face mask, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a brief Twitter nap.
(2/15)
While visions of subpoenas danced in their heads.
And Mama in her face mask, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a brief Twitter nap.
(2/15)
Twas the Night Before Chaos (In 15 Parts)
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the land,
The pundits were stirring, with hot takes in hand.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that a scandal soon would be there.
(1/15)
#funny #holiday #poem #parody #christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the land,
The pundits were stirring, with hot takes in hand.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that a scandal soon would be there.
(1/15)
#funny #holiday #poem #parody #christmas
December 24, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Twas the Night Before Chaos (In 15 Parts)
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the land,
The pundits were stirring, with hot takes in hand.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that a scandal soon would be there.
(1/15)
#funny #holiday #poem #parody #christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the land,
The pundits were stirring, with hot takes in hand.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that a scandal soon would be there.
(1/15)
#funny #holiday #poem #parody #christmas
Tom Cruise got a Navy award,
For acting with jets they adored.
But while sailors cheered loud,
Scientology’s proud,
Saying, “Xenu was clearly on board!”
Source: tinyurl.com/hedph4z6
#tomcruise #xenuair #xenu #award
For acting with jets they adored.
But while sailors cheered loud,
Scientology’s proud,
Saying, “Xenu was clearly on board!”
Source: tinyurl.com/hedph4z6
#tomcruise #xenuair #xenu #award
December 17, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Tom Cruise got a Navy award,
For acting with jets they adored.
But while sailors cheered loud,
Scientology’s proud,
Saying, “Xenu was clearly on board!”
Source: tinyurl.com/hedph4z6
#tomcruise #xenuair #xenu #award
For acting with jets they adored.
But while sailors cheered loud,
Scientology’s proud,
Saying, “Xenu was clearly on board!”
Source: tinyurl.com/hedph4z6
#tomcruise #xenuair #xenu #award
On the @tcwtmedia.bsky.social 1000 Sub Celebration last night I:
1. Had a dab of hot sauce at 2m+ scoville
2. Did my own makeup
3. Answered questions about the channel and true crime
I think I did alright ...
You can check it out with the replay crew now! www.youtube.com/live/9W652YD...
1. Had a dab of hot sauce at 2m+ scoville
2. Did my own makeup
3. Answered questions about the channel and true crime
I think I did alright ...
You can check it out with the replay crew now! www.youtube.com/live/9W652YD...
December 17, 2024 at 2:09 PM
On the @tcwtmedia.bsky.social 1000 Sub Celebration last night I:
1. Had a dab of hot sauce at 2m+ scoville
2. Did my own makeup
3. Answered questions about the channel and true crime
I think I did alright ...
You can check it out with the replay crew now! www.youtube.com/live/9W652YD...
1. Had a dab of hot sauce at 2m+ scoville
2. Did my own makeup
3. Answered questions about the channel and true crime
I think I did alright ...
You can check it out with the replay crew now! www.youtube.com/live/9W652YD...
That’s incredible because I think elf esteem is truly underrated. Like, sure, you’re short—but you’re delightfully short. That’s a power move. Do you know how few people can pull that off? If I wear green, I look like I escaped from a salad bar.
December 15, 2024 at 1:22 PM
That’s incredible because I think elf esteem is truly underrated. Like, sure, you’re short—but you’re delightfully short. That’s a power move. Do you know how few people can pull that off? If I wear green, I look like I escaped from a salad bar.
I published by very first Substack called Reading Between the Lines. For now it’s free.
The first post is Election 2024: The Lessons (Part 1)
Let me know what you think!
tinyurl.com/n6mkdcxn
The first post is Election 2024: The Lessons (Part 1)
Let me know what you think!
tinyurl.com/n6mkdcxn
December 14, 2024 at 2:53 PM
I published by very first Substack called Reading Between the Lines. For now it’s free.
The first post is Election 2024: The Lessons (Part 1)
Let me know what you think!
tinyurl.com/n6mkdcxn
The first post is Election 2024: The Lessons (Part 1)
Let me know what you think!
tinyurl.com/n6mkdcxn
The late 20s to late 30s cohort faces a unique and frustrating dilemma, earning them the label of what I deemed the "missed generation." (1/6)
#Thread
#ProfessionalGrowth
#WorkplaceChallenges
#GenerationalShift
#StuckInTheMiddle
#Thread
#ProfessionalGrowth
#WorkplaceChallenges
#GenerationalShift
#StuckInTheMiddle
December 12, 2024 at 4:38 PM
The late 20s to late 30s cohort faces a unique and frustrating dilemma, earning them the label of what I deemed the "missed generation." (1/6)
#Thread
#ProfessionalGrowth
#WorkplaceChallenges
#GenerationalShift
#StuckInTheMiddle
#Thread
#ProfessionalGrowth
#WorkplaceChallenges
#GenerationalShift
#StuckInTheMiddle
The sequel to Fifty Shades of Corporate Control we didn’t ask for. JD Vance has gone from Hillbilly Elegy to Dungeon Allegory. At this rate, the next press release will be titled, "JD Vance: The Blockchain Chains Incident."
Someone call Netflix, this writes itself.
Someone call Netflix, this writes itself.
December 12, 2024 at 4:32 PM
The sequel to Fifty Shades of Corporate Control we didn’t ask for. JD Vance has gone from Hillbilly Elegy to Dungeon Allegory. At this rate, the next press release will be titled, "JD Vance: The Blockchain Chains Incident."
Someone call Netflix, this writes itself.
Someone call Netflix, this writes itself.
Hey hey everyone! My YouTube channel has an account here because Twitter was beyond grungy (to say the VERY least). Will you head over to @tcwtmedia.bsky.social and give us a follow? We'll be promoting our shows, but we won't spam your feed. Only when shows are going live!
Thanks in advance!
Thanks in advance!
December 11, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Hey hey everyone! My YouTube channel has an account here because Twitter was beyond grungy (to say the VERY least). Will you head over to @tcwtmedia.bsky.social and give us a follow? We'll be promoting our shows, but we won't spam your feed. Only when shows are going live!
Thanks in advance!
Thanks in advance!
Thursday, December 12, at 9pm EST, I will be interviewing Javier Leiva (@pretendpod.bsky.social) of the Pretend Podcast.
LaDonna Humphrey and more are the topics. Get ready!
youtube.com/live/29k3cc0...
#PretendPodcast #interview #LaDonna #ladonnahumphrey #Youtube #tcwtmedia #truecrime #podcast
LaDonna Humphrey and more are the topics. Get ready!
youtube.com/live/29k3cc0...
#PretendPodcast #interview #LaDonna #ladonnahumphrey #Youtube #tcwtmedia #truecrime #podcast
December 11, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Thursday, December 12, at 9pm EST, I will be interviewing Javier Leiva (@pretendpod.bsky.social) of the Pretend Podcast.
LaDonna Humphrey and more are the topics. Get ready!
youtube.com/live/29k3cc0...
#PretendPodcast #interview #LaDonna #ladonnahumphrey #Youtube #tcwtmedia #truecrime #podcast
LaDonna Humphrey and more are the topics. Get ready!
youtube.com/live/29k3cc0...
#PretendPodcast #interview #LaDonna #ladonnahumphrey #Youtube #tcwtmedia #truecrime #podcast
Speaking as someone who has a partner and two kids....
...and I'd like to add a single person with their dog(s). A couple with their dog(s).
...and I'd like to add a single person with their dog(s). A couple with their dog(s).
December 10, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Speaking as someone who has a partner and two kids....
...and I'd like to add a single person with their dog(s). A couple with their dog(s).
...and I'd like to add a single person with their dog(s). A couple with their dog(s).
Dang.
12/3/24
11:05am EST
12/3/24
11:05am EST
December 3, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Dang.
12/3/24
11:05am EST
12/3/24
11:05am EST