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Jordan
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Canucks fan and your hero since 1988

@TheStig_16 on twitter
Canucks are 4-1-1 in their last 6.
February 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Happy New Year you shitheads
January 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Trade everyone
December 28, 2024 at 11:54 PM
The difference between a basic keurig machine and a high end keurig machine is like the difference between Quinn Hughes and Tyler Myers
December 28, 2024 at 10:46 PM
My sister just informed us that her and her husband are trying for a baby! Imma be an uncle...again.
December 26, 2024 at 1:14 AM
A Petey goal FROM MILLER???? BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FUED??
December 24, 2024 at 3:54 AM
An Elias Pettersson goal? In this economy? With JT Miller in the lineup?
December 24, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Whyyyy are the Canucks playing Desharnes instead of Brannstrom?
December 24, 2024 at 2:27 AM
I'd rather snow than this shit
December 18, 2024 at 4:39 AM
I've had a cold the last few days and I swear I actually have every 19th Century disease. I have consumption, cholera, Scarlett Fever, typhus, black lung, bird flu, black plague, and malaria.
December 6, 2024 at 11:11 AM
I was just thinking to myself the other day "hmmm. What if I booked a solo trip to Korea?"

Maybe not.
December 4, 2024 at 5:24 AM
I know it'd be really stupid. But I want to buy one of those late 70s early 80s land yacht cars. Lincoln Continental. Just cruise in comfort.
November 28, 2024 at 7:50 AM
I've officially lost 100lbs. I've gone from fat guy to dad bod.
November 27, 2024 at 1:52 AM
I'm in love
November 24, 2024 at 11:53 PM
People who use the microwave in the office lunchroom to heat up fish or curry should have rocks thrown at them
November 22, 2024 at 4:16 AM
So tight. Almost like a playoff game.
November 20, 2024 at 4:49 AM
This is a Connor Garland fan account now
November 20, 2024 at 4:34 AM
At ze game
November 17, 2024 at 2:39 AM
I can't believe how mentally tired I am these days
November 15, 2024 at 10:38 PM
The Edmund Fitzgerald is my Roman Empire
November 15, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Well, let's see how this goes. Hope to connect with the Canucks fam from Twitter.
November 14, 2024 at 7:08 AM