Go ahead & fuck all the way off you Okie moron.

Says the guy w/the double chin, ankles the size of most people's knees, pumpkin hued makeup that looks like it was applied by a 5 year old, makeup caked on his hand(s) to hide discolored skin, and pants hiked up to his tits. Gotcha dude... thanks for your cred on David Letterman's appearance. 🤔

You have to admit "Department of War" rolls of the tongue a bit better than "Department of Bone Spur War Avoidance" or "Department of Posting Military Plans on Signal".

Marge should have banged the gavel on her own forehead. The echo would be deafening.

He's like a small child begging for dessert after not eating his dinner. (My apologies to small children. I meant no disrespect.)

I'm sorry about your buddy. They bring us SO much joy but boy is it hard to lose them.

Well, a large percentage of the population in Oklahoma is likely married to a relative. So there's that... 🤔

I wish Carney would have shown up wearing a corduroy shirt, jeans, a black and red plaid jacket, leather hat and no tie. Should have gone full Canuck on Moron Don. Would have caused Donold to throw a fit such that an aide would have had to go get him his pacifier mid-meeting!

Aww... Donold's Vlady Daddy will get a good laugh out of this. Well done, Donold!

It's actually a good move by the Orange Moron... his belt serves two functions by holding his pants up AND supporting his man boobs. 🤔

Keep giving them hell, Jasmine!!!

One thing that most of my Democrat friends share: they SUCK at messaging!