You only did better than Marquita Bradshaw right next door by like 7ish%. You spend $90MM! She spent like. . . . $3,000 at kinkos and $500 in Chik-Fil-A gift cards.

Mostly just screening questions for borderline personality disorder though, which I guess if you want to define relationally crazy, is not wrong.

I ask for strategies for liquidating my USD assets and moving them offshore, turning credit into cash and cash equivalents, and how to get my dog into the EU. By comparison you're an optimist!

QA?

This is 100% what happened to my kid brother. It was all just a funny contrarian joke, until it wasn’t.

"Wait, you really like your dentist?" "Your house cleaner does your laundry?" "It cost how much to paint your bedroom?" Word of mouth connects you to much higher quality services than finding a gig worker through an app advertised on Instagram.

I'm a "guy" proponent. One of the hardest parts of moving from Chicago to NYC was losing all my guys. It's not until you need to replace them all at once that you realize how you've cultivated your guys, trading up to more skilled/more reliable ones slowly over years.

It wasn’t that bad.

This is certainly a net positive for many reasons.