My allergist asked who referred me to him. When I said “I referred myself” he laughed and said, “I love patients who take charge of their own care!”

My husband’s physician referred him to a urologist who turned out to be an a-hole, so we fired him. His physician apologized- said he had no idea.

I’m in Missouri, a so-called red state. Kamala Harris got 40% of the votes in 2024.

She always looks like she’s in mourning.

Has he resigned yet?

My 2018 Highlander has 112,XXX miles on it. All I’ve had to replace are tires and a battery. Have had no issues with it.

I remember watching the fighter jets flying over my small town after 9/11, when no commercial planes were flying. I worried about my sons and son-in-law. Now I’m worrying about my grandsons.

Before he spoke a word.

And Rubio looked like he was scared shitless. Then all three started nodding like bobble head dolls.

400+ showed up in my small red town, in a red county, in red Missouri! FOUR TIMES the number that had been showing up.

Saw a report from my small town - they’ve been having turnouts of around 100. Today it was 400+. Progress!

But where will he get his red caps?

I’m sure he smells lovely. 🤮