This your body.
This is your body on supplements.
And this is what happens when you consume too MANY mineral-laden muscle density-enhancing supplements during a single intense workout. At least they’ll display your stone physique upon a really nice pedestal at the gym entrance!…
This is your body on supplements.
And this is what happens when you consume too MANY mineral-laden muscle density-enhancing supplements during a single intense workout. At least they’ll display your stone physique upon a really nice pedestal at the gym entrance!…
June 3, 2025 at 9:29 AM
This your body.
This is your body on supplements.
And this is what happens when you consume too MANY mineral-laden muscle density-enhancing supplements during a single intense workout. At least they’ll display your stone physique upon a really nice pedestal at the gym entrance!…
This is your body on supplements.
And this is what happens when you consume too MANY mineral-laden muscle density-enhancing supplements during a single intense workout. At least they’ll display your stone physique upon a really nice pedestal at the gym entrance!…
“Stand on the platform and pose like the titan Atlas”, they said…
“Pretend you’re made of stone, it’ll be lots of fun, we’ll have some laughs…”
“Just for a little while, really,” they said…”
<I’m a perfect idiot> thought the petrified hunk to himself.
“Pretend you’re made of stone, it’ll be lots of fun, we’ll have some laughs…”
“Just for a little while, really,” they said…”
<I’m a perfect idiot> thought the petrified hunk to himself.
June 3, 2025 at 9:28 AM
“Stand on the platform and pose like the titan Atlas”, they said…
“Pretend you’re made of stone, it’ll be lots of fun, we’ll have some laughs…”
“Just for a little while, really,” they said…”
<I’m a perfect idiot> thought the petrified hunk to himself.
“Pretend you’re made of stone, it’ll be lots of fun, we’ll have some laughs…”
“Just for a little while, really,” they said…”
<I’m a perfect idiot> thought the petrified hunk to himself.
A courtesy warning to our bodybuilding guests visiting here at the Hero’s Rest Inn: unauthorized muscle flexing and statuesque posing in the Gorgon’s Courtyard, without express permission of the Management, may result in a serious and permanent restriction to your physical mobility.
June 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
A courtesy warning to our bodybuilding guests visiting here at the Hero’s Rest Inn: unauthorized muscle flexing and statuesque posing in the Gorgon’s Courtyard, without express permission of the Management, may result in a serious and permanent restriction to your physical mobility.
A word to the wise: it is not advisable to adventure or treasure-hunt in a site marked on the ancient archeological maps named ominously as “Medusa’s Playground”. If not careful, one might find oneself a permanent resident of the area… along with many other granite statues!
June 3, 2025 at 9:23 AM
A word to the wise: it is not advisable to adventure or treasure-hunt in a site marked on the ancient archeological maps named ominously as “Medusa’s Playground”. If not careful, one might find oneself a permanent resident of the area… along with many other granite statues!
🎶🎵 In the midnight hour,
he got STONED, STONED, STONED!
With a rebel yell, he got STONED!
Stone, stone, turned to STO-ONE!!!🎵🎶
<apologies to Billy Idol 😜>
he got STONED, STONED, STONED!
With a rebel yell, he got STONED!
Stone, stone, turned to STO-ONE!!!🎵🎶
<apologies to Billy Idol 😜>
June 3, 2025 at 9:21 AM
🎶🎵 In the midnight hour,
he got STONED, STONED, STONED!
With a rebel yell, he got STONED!
Stone, stone, turned to STO-ONE!!!🎵🎶
<apologies to Billy Idol 😜>
he got STONED, STONED, STONED!
With a rebel yell, he got STONED!
Stone, stone, turned to STO-ONE!!!🎵🎶
<apologies to Billy Idol 😜>
[inspired by Ciroystone’s animation 😍]
Iron Bull bellowed, realizing only now WHY the stone circle was forbidden at midnight on a Gorgon Moon. But his shout trailed to a raspy crackle as his body petrified in a hard granite embrace. As a stone statue, he’d not be warning ANYONE!
Iron Bull bellowed, realizing only now WHY the stone circle was forbidden at midnight on a Gorgon Moon. But his shout trailed to a raspy crackle as his body petrified in a hard granite embrace. As a stone statue, he’d not be warning ANYONE!
June 3, 2025 at 9:19 AM
[inspired by Ciroystone’s animation 😍]
Iron Bull bellowed, realizing only now WHY the stone circle was forbidden at midnight on a Gorgon Moon. But his shout trailed to a raspy crackle as his body petrified in a hard granite embrace. As a stone statue, he’d not be warning ANYONE!
Iron Bull bellowed, realizing only now WHY the stone circle was forbidden at midnight on a Gorgon Moon. But his shout trailed to a raspy crackle as his body petrified in a hard granite embrace. As a stone statue, he’d not be warning ANYONE!
Happy is the muscular bodybuilder with overweening ambition!
Happy is he who makes the ill-conceived wish for a solid rock-hard physique!
Happy, happy, happy! Joy, joy, joy!…
… and permanently imprisoned as a granite statue, frozen within his own body, never to move again!
Happy is he who makes the ill-conceived wish for a solid rock-hard physique!
Happy, happy, happy! Joy, joy, joy!…
… and permanently imprisoned as a granite statue, frozen within his own body, never to move again!
June 3, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Happy is the muscular bodybuilder with overweening ambition!
Happy is he who makes the ill-conceived wish for a solid rock-hard physique!
Happy, happy, happy! Joy, joy, joy!…
… and permanently imprisoned as a granite statue, frozen within his own body, never to move again!
Happy is he who makes the ill-conceived wish for a solid rock-hard physique!
Happy, happy, happy! Joy, joy, joy!…
… and permanently imprisoned as a granite statue, frozen within his own body, never to move again!
Exiting the cavern after acquiring magic from the dying sorcerer to endow him with a powerful rock-hard physique, the warrior suddenly realized the catch: as the sunlight struck his flexing muscles, his flesh solidified permanently into rigid immovable granite - a statue forever!
June 3, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Exiting the cavern after acquiring magic from the dying sorcerer to endow him with a powerful rock-hard physique, the warrior suddenly realized the catch: as the sunlight struck his flexing muscles, his flesh solidified permanently into rigid immovable granite - a statue forever!
Perhaps the heavily muscled but overly-ambitious bodybuilder added just a bit TOO many mineral supplements into his protein-laden workout drink…
June 3, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Perhaps the heavily muscled but overly-ambitious bodybuilder added just a bit TOO many mineral supplements into his protein-laden workout drink…
“HA! YES! Infinite power and strength is miiiiAAAAAAAAAAAH…..” These were the very last words to pass his thick stony lips before his massive muscles stiffened and froze forever into a huge chiseled sculpture of solid granite, his glazed empty eyes staring blankly into oblivion.
June 3, 2025 at 9:12 AM
“HA! YES! Infinite power and strength is miiiiAAAAAAAAAAAH…..” These were the very last words to pass his thick stony lips before his massive muscles stiffened and froze forever into a huge chiseled sculpture of solid granite, his glazed empty eyes staring blankly into oblivion.
In those tense crucial seconds ‘twixt a living muscleman and a cold inanimate granite sculpture…
June 3, 2025 at 9:10 AM
In those tense crucial seconds ‘twixt a living muscleman and a cold inanimate granite sculpture…
The muscular square-jawed hero was warned how dangerous it was to wander at midnight about the grounds of the Church of Our Lady Medusa of Eternal Suffering. Alas, now he will remain trapped there, frozen, a permanent granite display in its dismal garden of statues.
June 3, 2025 at 9:08 AM
The muscular square-jawed hero was warned how dangerous it was to wander at midnight about the grounds of the Church of Our Lady Medusa of Eternal Suffering. Alas, now he will remain trapped there, frozen, a permanent granite display in its dismal garden of statues.
“So, uh… How long am I supposed to remain an artwork rendered in stone?…” 🤣🤣🤣
May 18, 2025 at 9:26 AM
“So, uh… How long am I supposed to remain an artwork rendered in stone?…” 🤣🤣🤣
Non refert pugnantis potentiat, gorgoni visus immobilitat.
Translation: “It doesn't matter how powerful the fighter is, the sight of the gorgon immobilizes him.”
Translation: “It doesn't matter how powerful the fighter is, the sight of the gorgon immobilizes him.”
May 18, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Non refert pugnantis potentiat, gorgoni visus immobilitat.
Translation: “It doesn't matter how powerful the fighter is, the sight of the gorgon immobilizes him.”
Translation: “It doesn't matter how powerful the fighter is, the sight of the gorgon immobilizes him.”
“And what’s that supposed to do?” asked the brutish bodybuilder, as the sorcerer brushed a small dab of red gorgon blood below his right eye. “Why, this will give you the hardest muscles in the whole world, just as you requested!” And, in mere seconds, the fool’s wish became true!
May 18, 2025 at 9:23 AM
“And what’s that supposed to do?” asked the brutish bodybuilder, as the sorcerer brushed a small dab of red gorgon blood below his right eye. “Why, this will give you the hardest muscles in the whole world, just as you requested!” And, in mere seconds, the fool’s wish became true!
“Lucky for you, If I weren’t currently freezing in place to become a massively hard granite sculpture, I’d crush you for your insolence with my powerful stone hands. Lucky for you…”
May 18, 2025 at 9:23 AM
“Lucky for you, If I weren’t currently freezing in place to become a massively hard granite sculpture, I’d crush you for your insolence with my powerful stone hands. Lucky for you…”
“Hey there… You… yeah, you… Wanna touch a really hard veiny marble statue with lotsa chiseled muscles? I couldn’t do a thing to stop you if you did.”
May 18, 2025 at 9:19 AM
“Hey there… You… yeah, you… Wanna touch a really hard veiny marble statue with lotsa chiseled muscles? I couldn’t do a thing to stop you if you did.”
A pair of misguided bodybuilders who didn’t QUITE fully consider the granted outcome of their wishes to have huge rock-hard muscles.
May 18, 2025 at 9:18 AM
A pair of misguided bodybuilders who didn’t QUITE fully consider the granted outcome of their wishes to have huge rock-hard muscles.
In stony regret, the chiseled jacked bodybuilder thought: Oh boy… wishing for the rock-hardest body in all the gym was just NOT a smart career move!
May 18, 2025 at 9:16 AM
In stony regret, the chiseled jacked bodybuilder thought: Oh boy… wishing for the rock-hardest body in all the gym was just NOT a smart career move!
The muscular arm-wrestlers were promised the winner would NOT be turned into inanimate stone. But after five minutes, when it became clear that the contest was a draw - without a winner - it was only logical for both huge musclemen to be frozen into statues of living granite!
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 AM
The muscular arm-wrestlers were promised the winner would NOT be turned into inanimate stone. But after five minutes, when it became clear that the contest was a draw - without a winner - it was only logical for both huge musclemen to be frozen into statues of living granite!
<I’ll never move a muscle, ever again> - thought the petrified bodybuilder silently to himself. <But think how FABULOUS I’ll look swole in stone… as a chiseled granite sculpture for all time!>
May 18, 2025 at 9:11 AM
<I’ll never move a muscle, ever again> - thought the petrified bodybuilder silently to himself. <But think how FABULOUS I’ll look swole in stone… as a chiseled granite sculpture for all time!>
With a few final pops and crackles, his stone muscles distorting to fit the tight wall niche, the hapless prisoner froze, his granitic limbs and torso now cooled, becoming one piece with the long frieze of statues, a silent scream permanently glazed upon his rocky lips! 😱😱😱
May 18, 2025 at 9:05 AM
With a few final pops and crackles, his stone muscles distorting to fit the tight wall niche, the hapless prisoner froze, his granitic limbs and torso now cooled, becoming one piece with the long frieze of statues, a silent scream permanently glazed upon his rocky lips! 😱😱😱
“Yes, foolish trespasser! In mere seconds, you will know how it feels when your muscular physique permanently freezes into solid granite, to become just another part of my Stone Wall Of Petrified Prisoners!…”
May 18, 2025 at 8:47 AM
“Yes, foolish trespasser! In mere seconds, you will know how it feels when your muscular physique permanently freezes into solid granite, to become just another part of my Stone Wall Of Petrified Prisoners!…”
The biggest bodybuilding lunk in the gym flexed through his routine and wished for his huge powerful muscles to become as hard as rock!…
<tsk-tsk> Bad wish. Very bad wish.
<tsk-tsk> Bad wish. Very bad wish.
May 18, 2025 at 8:45 AM
The biggest bodybuilding lunk in the gym flexed through his routine and wished for his huge powerful muscles to become as hard as rock!…
<tsk-tsk> Bad wish. Very bad wish.
<tsk-tsk> Bad wish. Very bad wish.
“‘Tis unwise to trespass at night amid the Ruins” is a warning we give all travelers. But some fool seeking fame always ignores us. One can’t imagine the terror they encounter, freezing them on sight, leaving their flesh immobilized as cold granite to greet the light of dawn.
May 18, 2025 at 8:43 AM
“‘Tis unwise to trespass at night amid the Ruins” is a warning we give all travelers. But some fool seeking fame always ignores us. One can’t imagine the terror they encounter, freezing them on sight, leaving their flesh immobilized as cold granite to greet the light of dawn.