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Nestled in valley of the Harz, it is Halloween. The wizards dance around the campfire, just as they did last year, and the year before that. They all use Linux. They're so cool. You wish you could be like them.
Nestled in valley of the Harz, it is Halloween. The wizards dance around the campfire, just as they did last year, and the year before that. They all use Linux. They're so cool. You wish you could be like them. * * * Nestled in valley of the Harz, it is Halloween again. The wizards dance around the campfire, just as they did last year, and the year before that. You all use Linux. You're so cool. You're happy you could join with them. * * * Nestled in valley of the Harz, it is Halloween again. The wizards dance around the campfire, just as they did last year, and the year before that. They all gaze high atop the mountains. The Witches there all use BSD. They're so cool. * * * High atop the summit Brocken, it is Hexennacht. The witches imbibe and mend and incant. They do so on their favorite operating systems. They discuss BSDs. So cool. You wish you could be like them. * * * High atop the summit Brocken, it is Hexennacht again. You witches imbibe and mend and incant. You do so on your favorite operating system, FreeBSD. You discuss BSDs. So cool. You don't look down at the Linux guys in the Harz. * * * You gaze up to the stars. Each constellation, an obscure, esoteric operating system. Neat, but would you ever visit one of them? Surely not. HaikuOS. So queer. ReactOS. They're still trying! RedoxOS. Good luck guys. Fuchsia OS. Bad luck guys. Minix. Haha, Tanenbaum. I wonder if he posts anywhere. * * * * * * * * * "I can't believe there are this many rings of Hell," Dante texts Virgil, the liquid glass effects bouncing and jiggling. "How did we jump from 8 to 10 back there? And now, from 18 to 26?" "Lol," says Virgil, "Lmao. They're already working on the next one. But it's still important to keep your operating system up to date. It's too bad you didn't try Linux when you were 14 and had the free time to switch, huh?" Dante looks up to the skies over Florence and sobs. Goethe consoles him with a pat to his shoulder.
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December 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
'Cloud Dancer': A Measured Response
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December 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Scarey dreams; significant spoilers for both Metroid Prime 4 and The Endless (2017 film)
**tldr** - i dreamed about metroid prime 4 awhile back. my dream ended up like 60% true, because it featured a creepy ice laboratory, which showed up in prime 4. wow! # Tunnel vision events - rapid onset Fucked Up Horrors **tldr** : i have a cool type of nightmare sometimes, which i almost had in my metroid prime 4 dream > I'm seven or so, I woke up on the couch. I'm looking at the blinds, and motes of dust seem to dance on them. Like an optical illusion, I can look at them as if they're rapidly ascending or descending. I look around the room, and soon, I'm looking down at myself from the ceiling above. This can't be right. I scream, but there is no sound. I can't take in a breath. I call for anyone to help me, but it isn't happening. I can't turn my view from where I am. Everything is black and white. Something impossible is happening and I can't fight it. I can't turn my head. I wake up- it's night time, and I scan the lights outside and rimming my door frame, confirming that was all a dream. I admittedly take some delight in nightmares. These are genuine moments where the whole of my soul is gripped in some kind of malaise, terror, or dread. Dreams are dope and nightmares are neat- I'm sure I'm not alone here. But I also have many sleep phenomena. I have sleep paralysis, weird lucid stuff around that, exploding head syndrome, and so forth. (These aren't like the nipples I thought I had! These sleep phenomena are more certainly real.) But also a class of nightmares that I will refer to as "**tunnel vision events** ". I don't know how common these are, but they're particularly fucked up and gnarly. They're far more intense than sleep paralysis, but mercifully more short lived. > I'm ten or so. I'm walking around the back yard I share with my neighbors. K----n is there, maybe with her sister, we're running around. Most of the dandelions are white and fluffy, but one is yellow and heavy. I pick it up, and find a granny smith apple in the middle. I bite into it, and underneath the bite is Adolf Hitler's face. I can't break eye contact. Everything is grayscale now, just like his face, and I can't turn away. K----n screams-- I just bit into a poison apple, and I am about to die. > > (This is incredibly goofy, in retrospect.) These "tunnel vision events" end with a rapid spike in anxiety, and me waking up with a racing heart, being short of breath. I suspect I'm simply holding my breath in my sleep, and having a rapid-onset nightmare as a result? But in every one of these, my dreams take on a fixed camera angle. I can't turn away from this thing I'm looking at. All the details except this one aspect fade away. I am filled with terror. > I'm twenty, I bought my first cell phone. I'm laying down in bed, in my off campus apartment, holding it. It look at the screen, but notice it's cracked. I'm dismayed- this was a very expensive purchase for me. Then, a static image appears on the screen. Paused for a beat, but then it belts out a blaring buzz, bright and screaming. I can't turn away. I wake up. > > I would go on to have many instances of sleep paralysis in this apartment. I would go on to hear a sound like this again, in real life when a tree collapsed on power lines and caused powerful, buzzing arcs. There are some things which remind me of this class of nightmare, but the "tent scene" from The Endless - a _very good movie_ - captures everything about it. # Metroid Prime 4 and acoustic environment design Metroid Prime 4 does something Halo 4 did very well: They have a lot of very subtle sounds in their environments, which heavily reward players who play with headphones. And so I did so. When I visited Ice Belt in Metroid Prime 4, I was so rewarded, but because this was eerily close to something I dreamt about years ago. In fact, it's so similar, I feel that I have to write down what I _dreamt_ about, to differentiate from the newer memory of having had played the game. ## Metroid Priime 4 (dream edition) In the dream, I'm playing Metroid Prime 4. The graphics are _so good_. (This is not a surprise- Metroid has always punched above its weight in terms of graphics). I'm in an ice laboratory, with a three-room circular structure around a central chasm which runs deep and dark down the middle. (To Metroid fans, this is very similar to the map structure in Torvus Bog.) The hallways are long and ambling, with deep blues and dim lights. The abandoned laboratory tells tale of a horrifying discovering. The game has started to border on creepypasta and is genuinely unsettling, and I'm very cautious when turning any corner. This long circular hallways is uneasy- it's _all one long corner_! You are always peering ot a shadow. The reason is that there is a Presence hunting you, and if you make eye contact with it, it will immediately lock you into _something_. (I am not sure what it was I feared in the dream)! It can lurk in any shadow. Any turned corner is a potential death sentence. It's psychologically horrifying to be in that dark, frigid, circle. It _felt_ like a Tunnel Vision Event was impending. It's hard to explain. Scary! Tense! ## Metroid Prime 4 (the real one) In Metroid Prime 4 (the real one) you visit a location very similar to this: A frigid laboratory, with an important circular structure, telling the tale of horrifying discoveries. There is a tiny bit of psychological horror in the game. In lore, the Lamorn tried to save resources by giving themselves psychic powers, but those with psychic powers instead transformed into horrible monsters. This was irreversible, and so they were put into stasis. Near the body of one of these monsters, you start to pick up this gaping, horrifying static. The deceased body of the Griever is either transmitting psychic audio, I was _immediately_ thrust back into that dream! Wow! ## im going to go sleep now
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December 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Pasilalinic-sympathetic compass
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December 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Erdstall Tunnels
now taking bets on what their original purpose was
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December 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Metroid Prime 4 review - Some spoilers
**tldr** : Metroid Prime 4 is disappointing, inconsistent, and poorly paced, but it brings a lot of the Metroid Prime you know and love. I love Metroid Prime but would not recommend it for anyone who isn't an ardent Prime fan. But, it has some of the best music from the entire Prime series. So.... Win? **vibe:** I guess this is what it looks like when something manages to crawl its way out of development hell. * * * Metroid Prime is my favorite games, I've played a number of games to try and scratch that "Metroid Prime" itch. Prey, Outer Wilds, Control, Manifold Garden, and Deadcore. These are all good games! But only Metroid Prime can scratch that itch. If you're in that same boat, then you should get Metroid Prime 4. It has some good Metroid rime parts in it. But if you were in that boat, you've probably already gotten your hands on this game. I would wait for a sale, or even better, for a mod and an emulator. * * * **It's a spectacle,** : The graphics on the Switch 1 are amazing, but I'm lucky my roommate has a Switch 2 they doesn't use and an HDR-display television. Retro has, once again, helped Metroid claim the title of "Best Graphics On Its System". After Mario Kart World, I was worried HDR on the Switch 2 didn't work well, but Retro proved that wrong. HDR is used everywhere, to great effect. It's very pretty. **The soundtrack is soup for my soul** : The sound and environment design are spectacular. I've spent many more hours listening to Metroid Prime music than I have playing the games, and Metroid Prime 4 genuinely makes for some of the best music the series has seen. After Dread's dreadful showing in the music department, Prime 4 is a triumphant return. **The inconsistent tone is almost hilarious** : Samus watches stoically: a video feed of a Lamorn scientist. The gravity sets still the heart of one of the final denizens of a dying species, as their last light of hope is extinguished, and the portent of extinction fast approaches. The recording ends. The silence which follows is almost a lamentation unto itself.... Then the cutscene ends, and you're kicked to funky fresh funtime background music beats beckoning you to stand and dance. **The writing is also inconsistent** : Games like _Undertale_ or _Tunic_ showcase the realization of a singular vision. There are no fissures of misunderstanding that can crop up between members of a giant team. The story is inconsistent and it really does read like "bad fanfiction" at some parts. There are tropes here I use when I write my own Peterchimarean stuff! And that's before we get into how silly it is that Samus is, once again, the Chosen One. **The characters aren't so bad** : Their writing is PG but they're treated seriously. Good voice acting and motion capture make them seem less cartoonish and silly. One of them are a big fan of Samus, and that's delightful. **The boss fights:** Metroid Prime 4 has the best and the worst boss fights of Metroid Prime, _including spinoffs_. **The desert is worse than I ever could have imagined, and it serves only to hold green crystals** : I went into this game optimistic, having had been only somewhat exposed to the Gamer Seethe over Sol Valley. I hate to hand it to the Gamers, but they were right. The moment you get the bike and enter the desert, the pacing flatlines. You are treated to the least-engaging environment I have played in a videogame in a long, long time. This stretches a 6 hour game into a 12+ hour game, and makes for the worst 100% requirements the Metroid series has ever seen. The desert is littered with a low variety of enemies, with janky one-button combat. **Three fetchquests, one of which are green crystals** : In order to beat the game, rather than collecting 12 temple keys or so, you need to fulfill three separate fetchquests, one of which are collecting "green crystals". (As a tip: Wait until you get the powerbombs to search for more than 50% of the collection bar. You will thank me later!) **The 100% ending requires 200% of the green crystals...** : Prime 4 retains the much-hated missable scans, _and_ adds a point of no return, _and_ requires you collect 200% of the green crystals. These show up in large bunches you ram a motorcycle into. Most of the time, you will miss part of the crystals, since the bike is hard to aim. The result is that a teeeeensy sliver, impossible to see with the naked eye, will remain uncollected. **Driving for miles for green crystals is made worse by Myles** : I'm ramming my bike into green crystals in the soulless desert, farming them, so I can unlock the next tier of the Green Crystals upgrade. Meanwhile, Myles is beckoning me - sometimes multiple times _a minute_ - to explore somewhere with my new abilities. **Green crystals make everything worse** : Half of these points are about green crystals. Green crystals make the game combinatorially worse, every bad aspect refracted and amplified through their facets. It's like the game was about to ship, and a genius saboteur was directed to find the optimal way to make the game worse. It's mind-boggling to think of this as an intentional design decision. I wonder if this was decreed from focus-group market-research to make the game appealing to a broader environment? "These will be our Minecraft Diamonds!" some executive states in glee. **At least you get a cool motorcycle**. Once you learn to control the motorcycle, it's pretty fun. Mounting and dismounting is as fluid as the morph ball. But it has no reason to exist. **I miss Metroid Prime**. The first Metroid Prime, and to a lesser extent Echoes, was the only game in the Prime series to take place in a cohesive world, with organic borders between areas. Prime 3 and Hunters' cordons the game off into several different planets, but that's not as bad as Prime 4. Combined with uninspired names for locations, Prime 4 makes for the most shallow world design. It's the least cohesive Metroid Prime has ever been. **Mods?** I think this will be made much better with a mod that removes the desert entirely. If I were to replay the game with a quick-and-dirty "no desert" hack, I would enjoy Prime 4 far more. * * * **VERDICT:** I'm going to spend more time listening to the music than I have playing this game. 10/10 music, 8/10 for the good part of the game, 2/10 for the desert.
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December 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The Impact of a Ghostwritten Paper on the Fate of Glyphosate
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December 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
What the Left Can Learn From Homesteaders
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December 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The VGM Appreciation Hour: Final Fantasy VI - Part 1
we're almost to half a year!!!
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December 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
molten crossing
some other colors that are better than 11-4201 cloud dancer white
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December 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
put a lil cayenne powder in ur hot chocolate
extra roasty toasty
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December 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
chopsuey with red rice
i can feel the power of veggies
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December 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
puppygirl nintendogs
puppygirl nintendogs
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November 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I can finally post again
😌
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November 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This is my last chance to post for several hours
Post twice as hard without me.
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November 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM