Jessica Beroldi (she/they)
@jstapfinator.bsky.social
What you can expect: 75% sports (Cubs/Sabres/Mets/Kraken), 10% parenting, 10% screaming into the abyss, 5% art stuff.
Upstate New Yorker stranded in Northern Virginia.
Art: jberoldart.bsky.social
Upstate New Yorker stranded in Northern Virginia.
Art: jberoldart.bsky.social
Aw she's such a cutie! We have a Sylvie too!
July 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Aw she's such a cutie! We have a Sylvie too!
My daughter misplaced her "Big Bunny" during #AwesomeCon on Saturday afternoon. She's had Big Bunny since she was a year old and I'm hoping for a miracle here. Big Bunny is ~8 inches tall, light brown, made by Jellycat, and was last wearing a fidget popper necklace. #dc
April 8, 2025 at 5:31 AM
My daughter misplaced her "Big Bunny" during #AwesomeCon on Saturday afternoon. She's had Big Bunny since she was a year old and I'm hoping for a miracle here. Big Bunny is ~8 inches tall, light brown, made by Jellycat, and was last wearing a fidget popper necklace. #dc
Did my four year old write this post? She's a huge UPL fan.
March 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Did my four year old write this post? She's a huge UPL fan.
My four year old: "That's a gross car between those other cars."
Even she can recognize that Cybertrucks are 🗑🚮.
Even she can recognize that Cybertrucks are 🗑🚮.
March 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My four year old: "That's a gross car between those other cars."
Even she can recognize that Cybertrucks are 🗑🚮.
Even she can recognize that Cybertrucks are 🗑🚮.
Why does this remind me of the information booth guy in the Rock Bottom episode of Spongebob?
March 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Why does this remind me of the information booth guy in the Rock Bottom episode of Spongebob?
After 18 years, I finally made it to a Sabres home game.
March 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
After 18 years, I finally made it to a Sabres home game.
There's a lot happening right now but I am choosing to be excited rather than anxious. As a more than 15 year fan of this team, finally getting to visit them at home means a bunch. 🦬🏒💙💛
February 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
There's a lot happening right now but I am choosing to be excited rather than anxious. As a more than 15 year fan of this team, finally getting to visit them at home means a bunch. 🦬🏒💙💛
never thought I would give a 1 star review to a whole body of water
February 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
never thought I would give a 1 star review to a whole body of water
If it makes you feel any better, this is all I got so far.
February 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
If it makes you feel any better, this is all I got so far.
Jessica coded characters
February 1, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Jessica coded characters
Last week before the game, we went to Target and a lady in a Bills hoodie and I (while wearing a Sabres hoodie) literally had a pointing Spiderman moment. It was iconic.
January 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Last week before the game, we went to Target and a lady in a Bills hoodie and I (while wearing a Sabres hoodie) literally had a pointing Spiderman moment. It was iconic.
@realkeithhabs.bsky.social has never steered us wrong. Seasoned fries from Mr. Kamal's in Animal Kingdom are 🔥🔥🔥🔥.
December 3, 2024 at 6:49 PM
@realkeithhabs.bsky.social has never steered us wrong. Seasoned fries from Mr. Kamal's in Animal Kingdom are 🔥🔥🔥🔥.
My 4 year old is Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen's biggest fan and the fact she has to be in bed right now missing his return to the lineup kind of makes me sad. I told her, however, that I would make sure to cheer for him extra, just for her. #sabresafterdark #sabres
November 21, 2024 at 3:53 AM
My 4 year old is Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen's biggest fan and the fact she has to be in bed right now missing his return to the lineup kind of makes me sad. I told her, however, that I would make sure to cheer for him extra, just for her. #sabresafterdark #sabres
How I look to gen z
February 13, 2024 at 4:25 PM
How I look to gen z
Between the release of #SuperMarioBrosWonder and #SkateAmerica starting today, it only seemed right to have a Peach / #figureskating mashup for today's #Inktober.
October 21, 2023 at 12:40 AM
Between the release of #SuperMarioBrosWonder and #SkateAmerica starting today, it only seemed right to have a Peach / #figureskating mashup for today's #Inktober.
Never in a million years did I think I would ever use #glizzy to promote anything, but here we are. My cute little plump
@inktober piece. #inktober2023 #inktober2023plump #inktober
@inktober piece. #inktober2023 #inktober2023plump #inktober
October 20, 2023 at 3:19 PM
Never in a million years did I think I would ever use #glizzy to promote anything, but here we are. My cute little plump
@inktober piece. #inktober2023 #inktober2023plump #inktober
@inktober piece. #inktober2023 #inktober2023plump #inktober
Repost how people would know if you suddenly became rich
October 20, 2023 at 4:12 AM
Repost how people would know if you suddenly became rich
Hands down, Disaster Movie. (I know it was meant to be bad, but it was just too bad. Awful. Atrocious.)
October 4, 2023 at 3:31 AM
Hands down, Disaster Movie. (I know it was meant to be bad, but it was just too bad. Awful. Atrocious.)
I've always been cringe, but there was the time I basically wrote smut for a middle school French class project (to plan a vacation to France) that I then read aloud to the class.
I invented an entire French boyfriend and the part I remember most were the couples massages I'd booked. Cringe.
I invented an entire French boyfriend and the part I remember most were the couples massages I'd booked. Cringe.
October 3, 2023 at 4:47 AM
I've always been cringe, but there was the time I basically wrote smut for a middle school French class project (to plan a vacation to France) that I then read aloud to the class.
I invented an entire French boyfriend and the part I remember most were the couples massages I'd booked. Cringe.
I invented an entire French boyfriend and the part I remember most were the couples massages I'd booked. Cringe.
"Nadia's Theme" by Barry DeVorzon, more commonly known as the theme song to The Young and the Restless.
(My daughter would listen to it to fall asleep every night when she was younger. It played for hours and hours and I think it will genuinely take years to dethrone it.)
(My daughter would listen to it to fall asleep every night when she was younger. It played for hours and hours and I think it will genuinely take years to dethrone it.)
October 3, 2023 at 4:39 AM
"Nadia's Theme" by Barry DeVorzon, more commonly known as the theme song to The Young and the Restless.
(My daughter would listen to it to fall asleep every night when she was younger. It played for hours and hours and I think it will genuinely take years to dethrone it.)
(My daughter would listen to it to fall asleep every night when she was younger. It played for hours and hours and I think it will genuinely take years to dethrone it.)
Favorite: Watching my kiddo(s) grow into real people with their own thoughts, opinions, and preferences.
Least favorite: The mountains of difficult decisions you have to make every day.
Least favorite: The mountains of difficult decisions you have to make every day.
October 3, 2023 at 4:35 AM
Favorite: Watching my kiddo(s) grow into real people with their own thoughts, opinions, and preferences.
Least favorite: The mountains of difficult decisions you have to make every day.
Least favorite: The mountains of difficult decisions you have to make every day.
#Inktober has begun. Days 1 and 2: "Dream" and "Spiders." It's my first one and I'm definitely having a lot of fun thus far.
October 2, 2023 at 4:47 AM
#Inktober has begun. Days 1 and 2: "Dream" and "Spiders." It's my first one and I'm definitely having a lot of fun thus far.
Repost with your green art? Don't mind if I do. (Green has been my favorite color for ages.)
September 21, 2023 at 7:00 PM
Repost with your green art? Don't mind if I do. (Green has been my favorite color for ages.)
without downloading any new pics describe your gender in one image
September 19, 2023 at 6:32 AM
without downloading any new pics describe your gender in one image
Without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally
September 14, 2023 at 4:36 AM
Without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally