Josh Simon
@jss1113.bsky.social
ACAB, BLM, LGBTQIA+, EIEIO. He/him. 6σ west of strange. Also this username on FB and http://mastodon.social.
Spambots, sycophants, and similar?
Look, alliterating three choices is hard, mmkay?
Look, alliterating three choices is hard, mmkay?
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Spambots, sycophants, and similar?
Look, alliterating three choices is hard, mmkay?
Look, alliterating three choices is hard, mmkay?
Bots, bribery, or both?
December 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Bots, bribery, or both?
Oh my.
I'll be in my bunk.
I'll be in my bunk.
December 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Oh my.
I'll be in my bunk.
I'll be in my bunk.
Oh, if only I were still local(ish).
December 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Oh, if only I were still local(ish).
Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?
Does said barber know how to cut hair? If so, then yes. Why wouldn't I?
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Does said barber know how to cut hair? If so, then yes. Why wouldn't I?
Looks great, but it'd look even better on my dungeon floor.
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Looks great, but it'd look even better on my dungeon floor.
They succeeded in that task for me circa September 2007.
December 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
They succeeded in that task for me circa September 2007.
One common refrain of the Internet is "Pics or it didn't happen."
We're waaaaaiting....
We're waaaaaiting....
December 9, 2025 at 11:06 AM
One common refrain of the Internet is "Pics or it didn't happen."
We're waaaaaiting....
We're waaaaaiting....
Oh, sure. Threaten him with a good time. That's sure to change his behavior. :eyeball:
December 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Oh, sure. Threaten him with a good time. That's sure to change his behavior. :eyeball:
I got yer soft pillows right here.
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I got yer soft pillows right here.
I'll show you mine in person on Saturday.
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I'll show you mine in person on Saturday.
Yeah... but not MY cousins or uncles. Does that still count?
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Yeah... but not MY cousins or uncles. Does that still count?
I need to verify this in person, please.
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I need to verify this in person, please.
I volunteer to be his stunt double for your next collab.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I volunteer to be his stunt double for your next collab.
(3/3) I'll take a look through the stuff in more detail once I'm home. I'll keep the one thing I know is explicitly mine, and take the rest of it all to Thanksgiving at Mom's so my brother can see if there's anything he wants from it. I'm not looking forward to the emotional hit (now or Thursday).
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
(3/3) I'll take a look through the stuff in more detail once I'm home. I'll keep the one thing I know is explicitly mine, and take the rest of it all to Thanksgiving at Mom's so my brother can see if there's anything he wants from it. I'm not looking forward to the emotional hit (now or Thursday).
(2/3) I decided in advance to spend the night in a hotel so I wouldn't have to drive home after 9pm. I slept poorly at best (a combination of "new bed" syndrome, odd climate control, and weird noises). Am awake, will grab a hotel breakfast, shower, and then drive home later this morning.
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
(2/3) I decided in advance to spend the night in a hotel so I wouldn't have to drive home after 9pm. I slept poorly at best (a combination of "new bed" syndrome, odd climate control, and weird noises). Am awake, will grab a hotel breakfast, shower, and then drive home later this morning.
And it'd look great on my dungeon floor. Or as a gag (mmrfl!).
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 AM
And it'd look great on my dungeon floor. Or as a gag (mmrfl!).