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Gooserey
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Mega Zeraora
A man painted teal with jaguar spots with a teal and yellow wig and "JAGS" painted across his chest in black with gold outline wearing teal and black pants. From the TV show "The Good Place"
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The album cover art for Transatlanticism from Death Cab for Cutie. It is a picture of a raven wrapped in a bundle of red string on a tan parchment-like background. The artist name and album title are in the top left and right corners, respectively.
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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Why are they both shirtless though
Image from Al Jazeera post of a Times Square billboard of the mayor election betting odds from Polymarket that features Zohran Mamdani and Andrew Cuomo both shirtless (AI created I assume) with the tag line "OKAY Trade." and 94% next to Mamdani and 6% next to Cuomo.
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Lord Vauthry has endorsed Andrew Cuomo for mayor of NYC
A picture of Lord Vauthry, a very large man (particularly around the stomach) with a tiny head, reclined on a large white lion with a crown
November 4, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Xfinity is obviously useless when it comes to service but even when there's an outage & they have a simple way to update it they are just full of shit. There has been an outage in my area since 7:40 AM. A tech has been "on the way" since. First it was estimated back on @ 10:40, then 1:40, now 340.
Outage Details page info from Xfinity's app Estimated time of restoration is 3:40 PM for an outage reported at 7:40 AM with the status "Technician on the way" that has not changed all day. Cause is "Network damage" last update is conveniently every time you check in
October 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Tiktok shop ads are a trip.
The description of Tiktok shop ad for "Lap Desk with slut" by the creator "Omid & Nazanin" with the caption: "I didn't expect this level of confort, especially when I watch corn in bed 💯❤️ #lapdesk #workfromhome #comf..."
September 16, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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The box art for the DVD of "Broadcast News", a 1987 movie starring William Hurt, Albert Brooks, and Holly Hunter. The stars are all pictured sitting on (Hurt) or behind (Hunter and Brooks) the desk with an old production monitor superimposed as if it were the desk's body with the classic colorblock test pattern. The tagline says "It's the story of their lives." and at the bottom it says "Nominated for 7 Academy Awards including Best Picture"
July 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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The average American has three friends
Young Shinjiro, Akihiko, and Mitsuru from P3R
May 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii

This game is silly and very fun, although some of the things (like ship combat) got a little boring/repetitive, overall a great little game and a nice little diversion for the series overall.
Key art for the video game "Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii" featuring Goro Majima dressed as a pirate, mouth open
February 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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You got it, dude
Self portrait of a man pointing at himself
February 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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This seems odd. I have never installed the app from anywhere else. Did they actually take it from the store at all?
Pop-up from TikTok "TikTok is now available on the App Store and Google Play" on first line "Download the latest version of the app to discover and share more of what you love on TikTok." On the second line
February 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Forgot to post this: The Goobs cleared P9S! Kokytoes got clipped! Shout out @hristxiv.bsky.social for the pic and to my other goobs @datjaketho.bsky.social @xdownpour.bsky.social @luxurysuv.bsky.social @louiseyhannah.bsky.social @itsrlyrachel.bsky.social and Yullyfish! On to the spider
Duty Complete image from Anabaseios: The Ninth Circle (Savage) featuring 8 warriors of light in gpose
February 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Mavs fans watching a team trade their future away for an aging big man with injury issues
Knicks fans:
The James Franco? first time meme where he's in a noose
February 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
Two people sit at a desk with a bunch of lights and a screen behind them.
January 10, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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Justin Verlander to the Giants
Patrick Ewing in a Sonics uniform
January 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Quote post with a title screen that is iconic to you
The title screen for Final Fantasy Tactics
December 27, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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The top feeds nav bar has like slightly >1 px clearance from the top of the page thus making images peek out above it and I hate it.
The nav bar at the top of my bsky feed that has an image behind it which you can see a small portion of above as well as below.
December 26, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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You'll be visted by three spirits*

*the three spirits
The 3 members of boygenius, Phoebe Bridgers (blonde woman), Lucy Dacus (brunette woman about a head taller than both), and Julien Baker (brunette woman), standing side by side with arms around each other.
December 24, 2024 at 5:23 AM
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I watched entirely too much Twitch (WFH + 4 monitors = at least 2 streams up all day, and then I usually put a speedrun or Bob Ross or something on at night).

But my most watched is still @louiseyhannah.bsky.social

#twitchrecap
Twitch Recap 2024 graphic: Gooserey, Chatty Quest Companion of the Year 14.8K hours watched, 363 distinct days visited, 33.5K chats sent Top Channels 1. Louiseyhannah - 1,176 hours watched, 13,253 chats sent 2. ESAMarathon - 951 hours watched 3. Ray - 932 hours watched 4. ReallyReallyLongAThon - 772 hours watched 5. LeighXP - 717 hours watched Top Categories 1. Final Fantasy XIV - Top 10% 2. Just Chatting - Top 10% 3. Final Fantasy VII Rebirth - Top 10% 4. Pokemon Fire Red - Top 10% 5. Persona 3 Reload - Top 10% Most Used Emote A picture of a child (Ken Amada from Persona 3) standing, its actually the first frame of an animated emote of the child squishing up and down like its vibing/dancing. At the bottom is "Together for Whatever" and "#twitchrecap"
December 11, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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Post someone you've been told you look like, who you definitely don't look like
Picture of comedian and Price is Right host Drew Carey, a white man with a slightly chubby face and thick black glasses, who I was told throughout high school I look like.
December 7, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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MAKE
SOME
NOISE!!!
A picture of a man in a backpack with an object in his hand, allegedly a gun, holding it forward with both hands. Underneath in bold letters "THE THREE WORDS WRITTEN ON THE BULLETS THAT KILLED UNITEDHEALTHCARE CEO"
December 5, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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My top 10 games of 2024.

Great year of games, wish the year in gaming/companies matched it.
A chart titled "My favorite games of 2024" and featuring the cover art of these games in no particular order (except the order they appear in the image, left to right top to bottom I guess): Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth Final Fantasy XVI Persona 3 Reload Balatro Metaphor Re: Fantazio Pentiment Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Thank Goodness You're Here PokeRogue
December 5, 2024 at 1:03 PM
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What color is your soul? quizini.com/quiz/657afbc...
A quiz result: Brown Leather-bound journals. Fresh coffee. Cozy sweaters. Your soul is brown: a symbol of steadfastness, resilience, and grounded wisdom. You move through life with a reassuring solidity, providing a stable foundation much like the enduring earth beneath our feet. Your presence brings a sense of comfort and reliability, like a cherished old book or a well-worn path through the woods. You possess a deep connection to the tangible aspects of life, finding beauty and meaning in the simple, enduring things. Your spirit is nurturing and practical, offering support and guidance with a gentle, unwavering hand. In your approach to life, there's a harmonious blend of simplicity and depth.
December 3, 2024 at 12:11 AM
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Explaining to my followers why my posts aren't that good
A GIF of Benjamin Sisko (Avery Brooks) from Deep Space Nine pointing to his temples with both hands and saying "In my mind, I created it."
November 30, 2024 at 3:10 PM
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A cropped image of the face of a stuffed version of a Joker from the game Balatro
November 29, 2024 at 5:21 AM