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Software Engineer, husband, and father, who likes to play a little guitar, and ride his mtn bike (though not at the same time).
He/Him
He/Him
I fixed it for that one guy
"Check out the degree on that chick" - no intimidated little boy ever
"Check out the degree on that chick" - no intimidated little boy ever
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I fixed it for that one guy
"Check out the degree on that chick" - no intimidated little boy ever
"Check out the degree on that chick" - no intimidated little boy ever
Not quite yet, but soon, but I don't think it has that animatronic. Someday I'll make it out to Anaheim. Thanks!
March 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Not quite yet, but soon, but I don't think it has that animatronic. Someday I'll make it out to Anaheim. Thanks!
Is this Disneyland? Sorry for the ignorance.
March 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Is this Disneyland? Sorry for the ignorance.
I've been screaming this and being laughed at...
March 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I've been screaming this and being laughed at...
While you are correct that our spending could use an actual audit (not what DOGE is doing) the guy you accepted gave trillions in tax breaks to those who didn't need them last time rather than lowering the debt for the American people. But he definitely won't sell you out this time... /s
March 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
While you are correct that our spending could use an actual audit (not what DOGE is doing) the guy you accepted gave trillions in tax breaks to those who didn't need them last time rather than lowering the debt for the American people. But he definitely won't sell you out this time... /s
As a current lead developer with a background teaching (or at least trying to) social studies. I can confirm the benefits my liberal arts education has had on my coding career.
January 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
As a current lead developer with a background teaching (or at least trying to) social studies. I can confirm the benefits my liberal arts education has had on my coding career.
Note: I often lightly paraphrase this quote. I looked it up, it's technically "All you have to do is cross out the wrong words"
December 8, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Note: I often lightly paraphrase this quote. I looked it up, it's technically "All you have to do is cross out the wrong words"
Goes right along with one of my favorite Mark Twain quotes, "Writing is easy. You just cross out all the bad parts"
December 8, 2024 at 10:08 AM
Goes right along with one of my favorite Mark Twain quotes, "Writing is easy. You just cross out all the bad parts"
Hardwire it to a 240 outlet. Go big. Lose limbs.
January 4, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Hardwire it to a 240 outlet. Go big. Lose limbs.
Does the fact that I was equal parts "Hell Yeah" and "This will end badly" mean I'm getting old? Probably...
January 4, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Does the fact that I was equal parts "Hell Yeah" and "This will end badly" mean I'm getting old? Probably...
I vividly heard :
A squirrel
Darning socks
in Neil's voice. Not sure why just that line.
A squirrel
Darning socks
in Neil's voice. Not sure why just that line.
December 2, 2023 at 9:54 PM
I vividly heard :
A squirrel
Darning socks
in Neil's voice. Not sure why just that line.
A squirrel
Darning socks
in Neil's voice. Not sure why just that line.
Death is Terry's best character in my opinion. The quote that always comes to mind for me is the beginning of Sourcery -
"... And what would humans be without love?"
RARE said Death, NEVERTHELESS-
"... And what would humans be without love?"
RARE said Death, NEVERTHELESS-
December 1, 2023 at 7:18 PM
Death is Terry's best character in my opinion. The quote that always comes to mind for me is the beginning of Sourcery -
"... And what would humans be without love?"
RARE said Death, NEVERTHELESS-
"... And what would humans be without love?"
RARE said Death, NEVERTHELESS-
Damn, I guess I have to catch up on my Star Wars. LOL
But all jokes aside, exactly my take.
But all jokes aside, exactly my take.
September 29, 2023 at 12:46 PM
Damn, I guess I have to catch up on my Star Wars. LOL
But all jokes aside, exactly my take.
But all jokes aside, exactly my take.
Possibly. Most of the people left in that-other-place at this point didn't bother looking to get out until Elon threatened to charge them. Why I'm still sitting on 5 invites atm...
September 25, 2023 at 2:30 PM
Possibly. Most of the people left in that-other-place at this point didn't bother looking to get out until Elon threatened to charge them. Why I'm still sitting on 5 invites atm...
Exactly this. Most movies can't pull this off with a fraction of the runtime of this game.
September 25, 2023 at 1:13 PM
Exactly this. Most movies can't pull this off with a fraction of the runtime of this game.
Can confirm. I have 5 sitting there.
September 19, 2023 at 1:24 AM
Can confirm. I have 5 sitting there.
Exactly, I started using it to avoid back issues as I'm a software developer, and the mental benefits were even more stark than the physical ones.
August 17, 2023 at 1:22 PM
Exactly, I started using it to avoid back issues as I'm a software developer, and the mental benefits were even more stark than the physical ones.
That's a solidly linguistic guess, and a tasty one. Why not both?
August 17, 2023 at 1:20 PM
That's a solidly linguistic guess, and a tasty one. Why not both?
It's basically to set a timer alternately to two values. First a long(ish) time (25 - 30 min is generally accepted) then a short one (5 minutes or so generally). During the long span you work, fully focused. Any time a distraction comes to you you push it off to the 5 minutes timer. Rinse/Repeat
August 17, 2023 at 1:19 PM
It's basically to set a timer alternately to two values. First a long(ish) time (25 - 30 min is generally accepted) then a short one (5 minutes or so generally). During the long span you work, fully focused. Any time a distraction comes to you you push it off to the 5 minutes timer. Rinse/Repeat
Timers? Are you a Pomodoro technique fan too? It's saved my butt more than once.
August 17, 2023 at 1:13 PM
Timers? Are you a Pomodoro technique fan too? It's saved my butt more than once.
Can't imagine it has much more bullshit than small team stuff does. It would be unfamiliar, however, and I guess I'm still holding on to the bs I know.
August 14, 2023 at 11:44 PM
Can't imagine it has much more bullshit than small team stuff does. It would be unfamiliar, however, and I guess I'm still holding on to the bs I know.
Ugh. This just tells me I need to be more open to a better job. I have a ton of responsibility for mediocre pay, at least from a software dev perspective.
August 14, 2023 at 11:39 PM
Ugh. This just tells me I need to be more open to a better job. I have a ton of responsibility for mediocre pay, at least from a software dev perspective.
Not at all what I did, but whatever.
July 28, 2023 at 2:11 AM
Not at all what I did, but whatever.