Jonathan Sean Lyster
jslyster.com
Jonathan Sean Lyster
@jslyster.com
Writer, coder, futurist.
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He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
January 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Fun lore from my series of Mars novels: Kimi Yoshida, pilot on the third Consortium mission to Mars, was the first person to die on the Red Planet. The Mars Consortium's first settlement was named Yoshida in her honour. #Mars
December 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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A friend is having trouble getting his sheep farm up and running. I told him, "That's a ewe problem."

Ouch. Sorry.
September 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Jesus, I've put on a lot of weight. I used to be seven pounds four ounces.
September 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Hey @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social, your book "A Paradise Built in Hell" changed how I see the world. In a good way. :)
February 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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O people my people: my first novel The Girl in the Road is only $4.99 on ebook right now. Library Journal called it "spectacular," Kirkus called it "the most inventive tale to come along in years," etc. Go get it :)
The Girl in the Road: A Novel
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January 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Hehe. 😁👍
December 10, 2024 at 11:30 AM
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December 5, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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Pro tip for bad guys: do not, in your efforts to evade detection, give @nixonnixoff.bsky.social an extra strong motivation to hunt you down and peel the layers of your opsec back like an onion, because she will fucking do it www.therecord.com/news/waterlo...
Accused Kitchener hacker unmasked after threatening woman online
Kitchener-based hacker Alexander “Connor” Moucka was unmasked after making threats against a woman on the messaging app Telegram. Moucka threatened Allison Nixon, the chief research officer at Unit221...
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November 29, 2024 at 7:08 PM