I don't want to know the society hating anarchist who can't enjoy the dystopian black mirror-esque commercial hellscape of Suoer Bowl in the Quarter.

I saw the Lombardi trophy and Juvenile autographed my Chee weez! They offered free Doritos tattoos and the line was long!

Big Brother met FritoLay

Wtf,brah.

I go out, watch a parade. Get drunk. Come home and find out I now hate Canada?

I really need to quit drinking...yet I also need to drink more.

This is all too much.

Well, I oiled my staple gun and gathered my staples.

I printed up 100.

Going back to the streets, where I belong.

Last snow picture before the final melt.

Yeah,the "one time in New Orleans" selfy is cliche bullshit...but with the snow? I judge it acceptable!

Unfiltered #sneaux day

Yelp review: it was already the coldest day of the year,and they served us falling frozen ice? I tried to speak to the manager and it was like screaming into empty cold wind. Next time serve that shit in the summer,when we really need it.

But I liked peeing on it.

2 stars

#neworleans where I may not have the proper winter gear for the kid today, but we always have a house full of cardboard Mardi Gras masks that can be jiggered for any occasion...today being face warmth.

#whatsthiswhitestuff
#lookslikeformosantermites
#sneaux

I wasn't planning on doing food and clothes distribution on the streets tonight but the 7 year old insisted.

She eventually gave away the scarf and hat so we had to come home early.

#MutualAidMonday #streetKingCakes

It's 20 degrees outside and we have built the living room into our shelter for the next few days. Food supplies set in the warm room of our president Benjamin Fucking Harrison era house.

But my kid just woke up and said 'dad, you are a good person' and went back down,so all good here in our hovel.

Edie got patched into her gang last night. After party was out of hand. Shit got unstuffed! Don't even ask how those stuffies are feeling today.

Seems inviting.

Reminds me of one of the Walking Dead where there kept being signs saying head to this great place for safety and then it was just a trap by cannibals.

Landry is definitely either a cannibal or a zombie.

I ain't eating any meat the state offers me until well after the Super Bowl

@evandorkin.bsky.social I'm sure you have seen much worse and way stupider, but every once in a while I see myself with my shirt off and remember some years I spent in the 90s, and the role models I chose. My ex has cheese...it never lasts when you do what you please.

I don't need your stinking coffee shops. I like making my own coffee. I'll hang out on the empty couch at the empty bank.

I can write a book while lounging here.

Maybe I will.

Nothing sadder than the empty Whitney Bank on St Claude. Used to be so bustling. People liked running errands and making small talk.

Y'all's auto depost amd self checkout is the problem,traitors

We forget we used to have to deal with each other. It's our fault for eating the dish we were served.

Fred Hampton Free Store. Free skate night and awesome shelf find.

I don't know much about roller skates and realized I set Edie's new skates a bit fast with wheels set for speed not control.

That's how kids learn, by surviving idiot dads that out then in needless situations.

Now to cook.