Lie faster, dear.

"Patel used a government jet for a 'date night' with his girlfriend in Pennsylvania"
Kashanova?

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Wait'll you see the greyhound race track he's got planned for Arlington National Cemetery.

He's having a pair made, actually. In gold.

They'll claim these were "false flags".

He was punched in the nose by a 15-year-old kid at 3 a.m., then took off his shirt so he could smear the blood all over his torso as well as his trousers.

WaPo already changed their tune (at least the words)--it now reads, "According to a D.C. police report, about 10 juveniles approached Coristine and one other person..."

Try as she may, Ursula couldn't help laughing at Trump's greasy, uneven comb over.

"Trump has done everything but tap dance naked"
How appetizing.