Jake Eakle
@jseakle.bsky.social
nothing is always an erasure. the layers are a monolith. every default bleeds.
incredible things are happening at the Scrabble world championship
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
incredible things are happening at the Scrabble world championship
from Cobwebs from an Empty Skull, by Ambrose Bierce www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/1...
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 AM
from Cobwebs from an Empty Skull, by Ambrose Bierce www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/1...
November 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
the game got very laggy for a couple seconds after i ended my huge upgrade streak, idk if that made my score lower or higher or the same...
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
the game got very laggy for a couple seconds after i ended my huge upgrade streak, idk if that made my score lower or higher or the same...
fleem + yawg's will is so disgusting. i did not realize this during the draft.
marit laged twice, a bit less than i hoped with double tutor.
also for a light sensible chuckle check out the end of match 2 game 3 for the reason why this wasn't an easy trophy
www.17lands.com/details/0ab8...
marit laged twice, a bit less than i hoped with double tutor.
also for a light sensible chuckle check out the end of match 2 game 3 for the reason why this wasn't an easy trophy
www.17lands.com/details/0ab8...
November 4, 2025 at 6:06 AM
fleem + yawg's will is so disgusting. i did not realize this during the draft.
marit laged twice, a bit less than i hoped with double tutor.
also for a light sensible chuckle check out the end of match 2 game 3 for the reason why this wasn't an easy trophy
www.17lands.com/details/0ab8...
marit laged twice, a bit less than i hoped with double tutor.
also for a light sensible chuckle check out the end of match 2 game 3 for the reason why this wasn't an easy trophy
www.17lands.com/details/0ab8...
have just been made aware of this book of ~400CE jokes www.mori.bz.it/Umorismo/Phi...
November 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
have just been made aware of this book of ~400CE jokes www.mori.bz.it/Umorismo/Phi...
not gonna do the qt thing but here you go
October 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
not gonna do the qt thing but here you go
"Tryndamere" is Riot co-founder Marc Merrill. This is the guy you're suggesting people go work for:
October 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
"Tryndamere" is Riot co-founder Marc Merrill. This is the guy you're suggesting people go work for:
you seek @jonothingeb.bsky.social, author of the fabulous Tar for Mortar and creator of libraryofbabel.info
October 20, 2025 at 7:51 AM
you seek @jonothingeb.bsky.social, author of the fabulous Tar for Mortar and creator of libraryofbabel.info
before Kirby's Adventure, there was
October 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
before Kirby's Adventure, there was
simply bind every key to every function. then no matter what bindings the player wants, they're already configured!
October 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
simply bind every key to every function. then no matter what bindings the player wants, they're already configured!
via @bob@feed.hella.cheap on mastodon
October 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
via @bob@feed.hella.cheap on mastodon
sign: zoomed far
pong: several non-points against myself
something: will you discover more kittens than me? (img)
fluffey: i know, but then i don't know
fluffey2: i don't know :(
lady: replay; so good
idwtsyfwilitm: killed
0B: stuck
adv: replay; sword good
stars: hehe
pong: several non-points against myself
something: will you discover more kittens than me? (img)
fluffey: i know, but then i don't know
fluffey2: i don't know :(
lady: replay; so good
idwtsyfwilitm: killed
0B: stuck
adv: replay; sword good
stars: hehe
October 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
sign: zoomed far
pong: several non-points against myself
something: will you discover more kittens than me? (img)
fluffey: i know, but then i don't know
fluffey2: i don't know :(
lady: replay; so good
idwtsyfwilitm: killed
0B: stuck
adv: replay; sword good
stars: hehe
pong: several non-points against myself
something: will you discover more kittens than me? (img)
fluffey: i know, but then i don't know
fluffey2: i don't know :(
lady: replay; so good
idwtsyfwilitm: killed
0B: stuck
adv: replay; sword good
stars: hehe
October 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
did you also agree with Matt Tumblrbuyer that this was abuse
October 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
did you also agree with Matt Tumblrbuyer that this was abuse
thinkin about it
thinkin it can probably digging in the ground for tubers
thinkin it can probably digging in the ground for tubers
October 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
thinkin about it
thinkin it can probably digging in the ground for tubers
thinkin it can probably digging in the ground for tubers
game 6 my opponent drew quite a lot better than me in the open and punished my greedy flag bearer pretty hard. they had more Searches in play and more BoM in deck, which is _most_ of what mattered at that point... but I just kept buying CQ and managed to snag the perma-Flag by buying the last 2.
October 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
game 6 my opponent drew quite a lot better than me in the open and punished my greedy flag bearer pretty hard. they had more Searches in play and more BoM in deck, which is _most_ of what mattered at that point... but I just kept buying CQ and managed to snag the perma-Flag by buying the last 2.
game 5 i'm supposed to win as p1, even with the worse 5/2, but i badly misjudged the usefulness of Ronin, which can never realistically draw more than 2 cards, and opened with it. after that i'm supposed to lose, but p1 tempo plus near-optimal draws on the last shuffle let me barely squeak it out.
October 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
game 5 i'm supposed to win as p1, even with the worse 5/2, but i badly misjudged the usefulness of Ronin, which can never realistically draw more than 2 cards, and opened with it. after that i'm supposed to lose, but p1 tempo plus near-optimal draws on the last shuffle let me barely squeak it out.
game 4 was extremely close, i ALMOST threw it by not buying an estate on what was extremely likely to be my last turn. but i did play better, identified that the raw speed of Tanuki+Skulk meant it wasn't worth investing in Harbor Villages. I probably should have had /one/ though.
October 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
game 4 was extremely close, i ALMOST threw it by not buying an estate on what was extremely likely to be my last turn. but i did play better, identified that the raw speed of Tanuki+Skulk meant it wasn't worth investing in Harbor Villages. I probably should have had /one/ though.
game 3 was the sloggiest game i've played in recent memory. i think my approach of going for triple Conquest over double prov to try to have meaningful econ in the late late game was probably correct, but my opponent did identify Rice being relevant before i did...
October 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
game 3 was the sloggiest game i've played in recent memory. i think my approach of going for triple Conquest over double prov to try to have meaningful econ in the late late game was probably correct, but my opponent did identify Rice being relevant before i did...
won game 2 because i understood the Sea Trade + Foray interaction right away and my opponent didn't; I also managed it quite nicely and ended up with like 4 loots to 0 which was way too much to come back from
October 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
won game 2 because i understood the Sea Trade + Foray interaction right away and my opponent didn't; I also managed it quite nicely and ended up with like 4 loots to 0 which was way too much to come back from
in today's match against dim886, i lost game 1 i think because i didn't expect the Cutthroat stalemate to last so long and didn't respect the importance of an early GM as the only +buy, so i took a Mapmaker when they took Mill and had very low odds of hitting 6 without copper.
October 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
in today's match against dim886, i lost game 1 i think because i didn't expect the Cutthroat stalemate to last so long and didn't respect the importance of an early GM as the only +buy, so i took a Mapmaker when they took Mill and had very low odds of hitting 6 without copper.
it was hard for me to believe this post was only two years old so i searched twitter and both confirmed that that is the original... and found this incredible account
October 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
it was hard for me to believe this post was only two years old so i searched twitter and both confirmed that that is the original... and found this incredible account