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J. Suzama Crail
@jscrail.bsky.social
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Omba Ahilha Nita (Rain Dance Bear) creative #polymath diggin' the surreal human farce w/words and music. Award-winning #hopepunk #screenwriter
Revamping: jscrail . com
#writer #actor #voice #diffabled #shefilmtribe
BlueWave still coming.
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Totally! One must mine past the fugly fool's gold to get the real nugs. #napmode also constitutes #amwriting

(Hadda dump the typo post, you understand 😅.)
Pale orange Kitty falls asleep and said on the keyboard with the text Nap Mode! Am Writing by JSCrail
June 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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If you see this, post a picture from your device without any explanation.
A pair of exquisite custom vintage Larry Mahan cowgirl boots with a stunning turquoise shoe area with a black boot shaft application with Christmas cactus in blue with green leaves and red flowers.
June 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Last blast of my #AthenaMagnolia tree blooms!
#flowers #magnolia #pink
Athena magnolia tree in bloom. Close up of massive pink and white Athena magnolia blossoms. Close up of massive pink and white Athena magnolia blossoms. Close up of massive pink and white Athena magnolia blossoms.
February 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Retirement less stressful, bah ha ha ha!😂😅🤣 Good one!!
Look at ur white one next to what immediately came to mind when I saw it 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas' OG cover which is set in the blindingly bright desert. If yours isn't a daytime dominant story nix the white.
Image of the original book cover for Hunter S Thompson's infamous drug addled epic 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: a Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream'. AltTxt by JS Crail.
February 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Late afternoon delight ~ our 1st 2025 #AthenaMagnolia blossom against the blue, blue, cloudless sky. Project your mind into my hammock & breathe deep the coastal breeze.
Late afternoon #AthenaMagnolia blossom against the blue, blue, cloudless sky. Image by JSCrail
February 10, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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Here's my mid-price Virgo level research. It plays 4K UHD, Blu-Ray, DVD, & CD, either menu authored or vids burned in file storage disc format. Love it.
They require a bit of set up reading for proper fit w/your media equip, country, & how to switch settings if needed. We gift to fam & get raves.
Ad for Sony X700 multiformat,multiregion optical disc player for 4k UHD, Blu-Ray, DVD, & CD player. $230
February 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Look at the heading on this screensot, you can follow affinity tags and create a feed just for that. The how to is in the bluesky instructions!! It's so great to have only your feeds customized. You can see Authors & Writers, but also Writing
Screenshot of bluesky feed header with categories.
February 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Typing & deleting super counts as writing bc your butt is in the chair at it when it's the hardest. Twas merely a story processing day, not an output day.
#napmode is also #writing

#amwriting #writerslife #writingtips #amwriting
Sweet little white Westhighland Terrier puppy naps on the arm of a sofa over the words #amwriting nap mode by JSCrail.
February 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Zomg I AM so down!! SO so down!
What's your working title? In the Nads - Going Low - Pr!ck Wish 1-8...? Must know! 😅😂🤣
You might like my friend #JamieMiller indie film #ClubRats
@jamiethemiller on ig
Screenshot of Instagram page for the film club rats a dark comedy on a mission to end rape culture.
February 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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@megajenz.bsky.social here's your 2025 panel 💋💋
Two image comic strip of cartoon dog sitting at a table w/coffee amid flames in a burning room. Second image same only close up and smiling with speech bubble, "So I have a book coming out. AltTxt by JS Crail.
January 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Need a kick in the motivation booty you say? I made a bunch of profile headers to boot my brain off soc media & bk to my wip. Here's the growler of the pack, also the editing version so, consider yourself chided! #amediting #amwriting #motivation #writingcommunity
A mud and wire devil dog statue sits in the middle of an office courtyard snarling at the viewer and is flanked by the words in red, "Where is your next draft? #AmEditing" Image & AltTxt by JS Crail for prior StoryAche profile.
January 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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This seems the exact correct behavior. I'm not comprehending weirdness, only an appropriate show of respect & defference to our kitty betters & their superior magic potency?
An image of a silver tabby slung through the rungs of a ladder back dining chair covered in rainbow prisms from a refractive window decal. AltTxt by JS Crail
January 17, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Hell yes to that vss vibe!!
A black and white photo of Miss Piggy on a balcony leaning back in front of a Hollywood studio street with a caption, "in the mood to start accepting less when I know I deserve more."
January 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Sweet! ALWAYS need more cogsci nerds in my realm. Dovetails into a genoplasticity/epienetic middle school & ESL vobab level lesson plan w/a CalBerkeley geneticist to show what how we & those around us influence genetic expression. Free it from bloated post-doc acedemia speak bc teens need wisdom.
A complex pastel illustration titled Genoplasticity: Maximize Your Being, shows the cycle of lifelong impact on a person's DNA that alters gene expression, controling behavior and biology across generations by internal and external stimuli recorded in the epigenome which carries the instructions to the genes for how they should express themselves. Illustration copyright & AltTxt by JS Crail not to be reproduced w/out written permission. Image and description may not be used for AI training.
January 14, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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I need you to remember someone got paid💰🏦💰 for writing 242 episodes of Baywatch.
Genuinely stupid a-holes out there feeling great barfin up profound, inane incompetence. You Sir, take great freaking self-worth & confidence from the fact that you are a master #Wordsmith.
Git bizz👁 on yo WIP!!
Wide horizontal image of classical Welsh actor Ioan Gruffudd (YO-ahn GRIH-fith) playing Lancelot in the film 'King Arthur' sporting dark curly hair a mustache and goatee and black, woven leather armor look intently from center mid speech is framed by the words, "Are you writing? You should be writing!" AltTxt by JS Crail.
January 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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A Samuel Milton Fisher painting depicts an 18th Century aristocratic woman, reclining on a chaise lounge wearing a ruffled, white lace blouse, pink silk maxi skirt, and full-length, cherry velvet, dressing cloak, with her head resting on a red and gold tapestry pillow. A young female harpist composes in the background. The caption reads: People who nap are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day. AltTxt by JS Crail.
December 28, 2024 at 7:03 AM
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Yesssss! In a do-not-disturb owl mug to boot!
A painting of a great horned owl scowls on a tall white bone china coffee mug on a honey oak table, seeming to warn others to stay back. AltTxt by JS Crail.
December 6, 2024 at 10:43 PM
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#DavidsMonthofMusic
Playing catch up here, so song links in comment🧵.
1. Your Favorite Song:
Moonage Daydream | David Bowie
2. Song from This Year:
Hi Ren | Ren
Calendar image for David's Month of Music game in green w/cream holiday border with pine, mistletoe, and gold presents with red ribbon. Each day's box has a song type to find and answer. For example: a song with four words in the title, song from 1983, or a song that defines your year. At the bottom a request: Please use the hashtag #DavidsMonthOfMusic. AltTxt by JS Crail.
December 6, 2024 at 10:31 AM
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#RoaldDahl agrees tho I'm guessing yours has a heater...
Writer, Roald Dahl, best known for 'Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory' wearing a red, chunky-wooly cardigan, sits pleased with himself in a tan leather armchair, writing surface spanning the arms, down blanket on his lap, desk lamp craned over his make-shift table, and all crammed between two desks and a file cabinet in the tiny plywood writing cabin in his backyard. AltTxt by JS Crail.
December 5, 2024 at 5:13 AM
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I mean it's #JudyDench & #MaggieSmith, and a beautifully subtle and bittersweet script.💗
'Ladies in Lavendar' key poster art of actors Dame Judy Dench and Dame Maggie Smith looking to the left in earth-tone Sunday hats, above smaller foreground cameos of Daniel Brühl and Natascha McElhone looking to the right, all against a meadow background. AltTxt by JS Crail.
November 29, 2024 at 12:09 PM
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Indicates you have hightened visual, spacial, & possibly kinesthetic intelligences (if the act of filling the boxes is a factor).

Learn tons about your #brain & more importantly your character's in Harvard prof's book
archive.org/details/fram...

#multipleintelligences #howardgarner #curriculumdev
Book cover image for Harvard professor, Howard Gardner's Frames of Mind: The Theory of Multiple Intelligences a book on cognitive science behind the many different ways we input, process, & output learning. The cover is green, black, and gold text on a white background with blue vertical side borders. AltTxt by JS Crail.
November 27, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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We need phones, but w/3♿️, food 1st w/foreign ingredients or high fuel cost
✅️New freezer for big batches +
50#rice
50#oats
24#dal
15#barley
25#brn sugar
2gItalian olive oil
14#Guittard dbl dark choc chips
50bgsGluten-free Oreos
10#Collier's Welsh Butter
10#Kerrygold Irish butter
Many Spices!!
Assortment of jars with white, silver, gold, or red and white ghingam check lids with blue tape labels for the type of ground chilis inside: puya entero, pasilla negro, chipotle, New Mexico, pablano ancho, pablano mulato entero, guajillo, California entero, chili de arbol, and 3 labeled Suzama's Spanish Pepper mix. AltTxt by JS Crail
November 26, 2024 at 2:00 AM
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I made monsterous motivational headers to slap up and jar me away from surfing.
😅😅😁 Steal away!
Framed by leaping fire, Welsh actor of thick, dark, curly tresses, mustache, beard, and pointy raised eyebrow, Ioan Gruffudd (Yo'-an Grih'-fith) portrays Sir Lancelot in the 2004 film 'King Arthur'. He stands in armor with a blood spattered face, wild-eyed & snearing with horror at the raging battlefield all around him below the words, "YOU! WRITE, NOW!" AltTxt by JS Crail The words "Where is your next draft? #amediting" appear in red on the grayscale head of a mud and wire "Hell Hound" sculpture in the courtyard of a drab apartment office building. The text "#amediting" apears small in black in the lower right quadrant. AltTxt by JS Crail.
November 22, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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What are your guilty pleasure holiday movies?
(Yes. Die Hard counts.)

~>For us, not the usual Dickens, but 'Nicholas Nickelby', my favorite of all his works and expertly filmed in 2003 by DouglasMcGrath

#nicholasnickelby #dickens #costumedrama #holidayfeels
Dickens' characters Nicholas Nickelby (played by Charlie Hunnam), a 20s country nobleman in long black overcoat and stovepipe hat, carrying a suitcase ambles alongside Smike (played by Jaime Bell), in a light brown ill-fitting jacket and carrying a walking stick for his gamey leg, travel a path atop a golden hills under a blue sky with puffy clouds. AltTxt by JSCrail Dickens' characters in a scene from Nicholas Nickelby where angry schoolmaster, Mr. Squiers (played by Jim Broadbent) in navy top coat and forward-combed hair failing to disguise a bald spot, brandishes a wooden torch at golden-noble-son and teacher, Nicholas (played by Charlie Hunnam) who stands his ground protecting a cadre of half-starved urchins in tatters pressed against a moldy plaster wall. AltTxt by JSCrail. The luxuriously garbed Crumbles Theater Ensemble (Alan Cummins in Scottish regalia, Nathan Lane in a tapestry dressing gown, and Jaime Bell in a black cape) from Dickens' Nicholas Nickelby (2002) film react to the news that Nicholas must return home to defend his sister. AltTxt by JSCrail. The phenomenal Christopher Plumber seated on a golden throne playing the evil, fortune and retribution obsessed Ralph Nickelby, wealthy uncle to Nicholas and his sister. AltTxt by JSCrail
November 21, 2024 at 8:14 AM
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No for a bkyrd bbq with cool ppl who don't normalize hate. Hottub's on the deck, drinks in the canoe!
Canoe full of ice & party beverages!
November 19, 2024 at 2:35 AM