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jon "rude yes, but how about second rude?" schuster
@jschuster.bsky.social
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Former IT drudge.
He/him
Cis-het white dude. Or, as the philosoper once said: "lowest possible difficulty setting" (h/t John Scalzi)
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Jerry, yes
A bowl of leftover Halloween candy on a kitchen counter.
November 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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You could always move to Hoth, man
Screen capture from the film "Empire Strikes Back" - Luke Skywalker riding Tauntaun-back on a snowy outcrop.
November 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Sam agrees.
"Can we just not?"
Orange tabby cat, giving a bit of world-weary side eye.
October 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Dog sitting this guy...
Small black dog with white paws, laid down on the lawn with crispy autumn leaves all around him.
October 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Cf.
Man with a Confederate flag, inside the US Capitol on Jan 6 2021
October 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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West Michigan Lakeshore
Mid-October

Priceless
Photograph of a lakeshore about one half hour before sunset. The sun is hidden by a still-green tree, but evident on the bright clouds at the mouth of the channel to Lake Michigan. The largest part of the picture is taken up by gorgeous shades of blue. The upper right-hand corner is a pure blue. The colors fade left and down toward the hidden sun, gradually fading into a yellow-white cloud. How did blue turn into yellow? No idea. But it's beautiful.
October 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
Character actor Val Bisoglio.
October 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Nobody living at 45° North:

Not a soul in Michigan:

Not one person this autumn:

The weather: "hey! you guys!
Screen from a weather app showing a prediction of 86°F for today's high, and 87 for tomorrow, October 4th. Look, this was *not* mentioned in the "Come Live in Michigan" brochures. Truly, I didn't sign up for this shit. Well there's no choice now, gotta play the white privilege card here: I want to speak to weather's manager...
October 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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I can only find half a cat. Not sure where the rest of him went...
A very stout orange tabby cat with his head inserted into a cardboard mailing box. I was probably trying to tape it up for use when the cat intervened. We won't be using the box until the cat loses interest. He's an orangie, so it might be a while...
October 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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There was a leaf just outside the window. A leaf!
Small black dog, with white paws, wearing a blue dog collar. He has jumped up onto the couch, his front paws on the arm and his Netherlands propped up on a green pillow. He is staring through a window (out of frame) because leaves are coming off the neighbor's trees, and one of them attacked. our. house! A leaf! The sheer audacity of nature!
October 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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What could possibly go wrong?
Text of photo: NASA awarded Katalyst Space a contract to boost the orbit of the Swift Observatory, which is decaying faster than... Image: a spaceship in orbit. Here's the funny bit: I've replaced the word Katalyst with the word "Kerbal" - from a video game called Kerbal Space Program. The game includes "contracts" to launch rescue ships to retrieve errant space ships from orbit, and the things usually end in disasterous but exciting ways, usually involving spectacular explosions... Niche content here, folks...
September 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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"I encourage you to watch the video when that bullet struck his neck."

What? No! Do NOT do this. You should under no circumstances follow that advice!

Bad troll. No cookie!
Text from an anonymized skeet: "If you can easily celebrate the death of a person, even someone you deem your enemy, you have lost your humanity. I encourage you to watch the video when that bullet struck his neck. If you feel anything other than horror and sadness for his death, I pity you."
September 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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This dog understands you are celebrating, but wonders if you maybe could lower the volume on your record player just a bit. He'd like to get a nap in, and the "music" you kids listen to these days... Oy!
Small black dog, quite elderly with a grey muzzle. He really isn't as cranky as he looks, but the expression he has is very much "get off my lawn"
August 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Checkmate, Jerry
Photo of a can of "French Fried Onions" - the things that go on top of a green bean casserole
August 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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But as sad as this dog - who was given a bath, even though he expressly denied he was in need of one?
A small black dog, fur damp after a bath. His head is tipped to one side, and he is gazing into the camera with a look of betrayal and disappointment. He clearly did not need a bath, having just recently attained the absolutely precise amount of bodily funk he required. And yet, over his objections, he was placed into a bathtub full of warm water. And scrubbed! With baby shampoo and a silky soft washcloth! Even being wrapped in a fluffy towel and told what a good boy he was did nothing to ease the sting of his mistreatment. Oh, the indignity!
August 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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"Yeah, I let the dog sleep on the couch with me, why?"

--"What about the _smell_???"

"Ehhhhh, he'll get used to it."

Yeah, the joke is a variation of one that's about a hundred years old. Still makes me chuckle...
A small black dog, resting, semi curled up. He is reclining against a throw pillow. The photographer's leg - from the knee down - is extended on the couch. The dog's chin is resting on the human's socked foot. The dog's fur is curly and unkempt. The human's fur is much the same.
August 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Our rescue brothers Sam and Max are here to increase the average cats per post numbers
Two cats. One is all orange, the other orange and white. Both with tabby markings. They are uncomfortably shoulder to shoulder, in a space too small for them. And each of them is too damn stubborn to move and give up the spot. The picture is of low quality. It shows a basement wall (wallpapered drywall!) with a small window just below the ceiling. There is a shelf above a clothes dryer*, and a vent pipe leading through a hole in the shelf upwards to one pane of the window. This is where a previous owner scribed a hole in the glass large enough to fit the pipe. There are metal fixtures th at almost but not quite attach everything securely. An electric breaker box is seen to the left. A coaxial cable for the television in the room above is draped across the breaker box, in what is surely a code violation. On the shelf is a milk crate, full of random laundry room items, with a bath towel seen draped over one side. And on top of that are the two cats mentioned above. It looks like an uncomfortable place to sit, albeit warm when the dryer is in use. In any event, it was worth fighting over and was for as long as we lived there a source of brotherly antagonism between the two of them. *This "shelf" is actually the top of a fully finished drywall enclosure (matching wallpaper!) the clothes dryer is installed in. That has just gotta be at least two more code violations - minimum! The previous homeowner committed so many DIY crimes. The deck! The sump pump!! Crimes!!!
August 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Post your best "no thoughts, just vibes" photo
An orange tabby cat, sprawled out on an end table. He was *almost* about to have a thought, but the brain cell shut down partway through. He appears somewhat horrified at the prospect of thinking...
August 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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...in hell
OP posts an image of two deer, in front of a vine covered fence. The vines are leafless. I abuse the image thusly: Super zoomed in edit of the OP's lovely image. The vines on the fence in the background now appear as enormous tangles of horns sprouting from the larger deer's head in a Boschian nightmare of bone and doom. I am not a well person.
July 29, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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This might do
Metal shipping container, of the sort they put on ships that get stuck in the Suez Canal
July 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Bigger, tho
Old timey wooden 'steamer trunk'
July 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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So many presents you're going to be bringing back to her from your trip, you'll need a separate suitcase.
George Bailey's enormous suitcase from the movie "It's a Wonderful Life"
July 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Hell, I'm in!
Cartoon penguin lifting his bowler hat in salute. The character is "Opus" from Berkeley Breathed's comic strip "Bloom County". Hard to explain now, but it was hugely popular in the last century...
July 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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The cartoon characters from "Spy vs Spy" a long-running feature in MAD Magazine
July 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Brody Bear, at 14, requires a blanket *on* his dog bed, *on* the couch. Can't ever have too much cozy...
An elderly Havanese mix, reclining in ultimate comfort. He is a small black dog with white paws, resting on a blue blanket, that is folded up into his dog bed. The bed is resting on a couch, with a set of stairs leading up to where he is ensconced. He is looking directly into the camera, with his head tipped slightly to one side.
July 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM