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JS "Sweet Potato Pie" Carter Gilson //🏳️‍⚧
@jscartergilson.caviaporcell.us
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Feed me grapes and tell me I'm pretty

Spouse of @maryellenreads.caviaporcell.us
"Jeff"
they/them
🏳️‍⚧️/genderfluid

Books: https://jscartergilson.com
#MA: https://gofund.me/73d613f9
Venmo: jscg1976
merch: https://donotwant.us
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Sometimes the cut-off is more accurate than the actual headline.
Screen capture from a news site (http://wmur.com) reading: TOP PICKS (Photo of Capital rotunda) Senate takes first steps toward ending the government
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Tor Johnson's famous line from "The Unearthly", "Time for go to bed now", rendered in the style of the Zohran for New York City poster
November 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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I'm ridiculously happy with how this one turned out. Just $15!

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The post author is standing in their kitchen wearing a maroon t-shirt with a take-out coffee cup reading "gender fluid" and beneath that "my nonbinary ass runs on coffee". Both are in the familiar colors and font of Dunks.
November 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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I feel like Hollis, NH could have chosen better names
A screenshot from Google Maps showing a state road with "Big Dickerman Town Forest" on the left and "Little Dickerman Town Forest" on the right.
October 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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I try not to judge, but if this is your order, you can expect a little side-eye.
The author is holding an empty Dunks cup. You can see their thumb with dark blue nail polish. The label says: Lg Ice Orig Coffee 7 Mocha Swl 4 Sugar 10 Milk
October 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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🏅 Achievement Unlocked 🏅
A close-up of the author. You can see the left side of their face, and their newly dyed pink hair. Also, tortoiseshell cat's eye glasses.
October 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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unsolicited dik dik pic
A dik dik, a diminutive African in the same family as the deer and antelope, stands on rocky ground. It has a pointed snout and ears that look really, really soft.
October 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Early new record day! @weakenedfriends.bsky.social
The post author holding the vinyl of "Feels Like Hell" by Weakened Friends. They are standing in their kitchen and you can see they have sparkly pink nail polish and blue tortoiseshell cat's eye glasses. They also need a shave and their hair is mastered down from wearing a work hat all day.
October 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I sent this to my wife last week:
A screen grab from a chat reading "Rabbit shifter witches: A Bun in the Coven". A laugh react is under the post. @maryellenreads.caviaporcell.us is a very tolerant spouse.
October 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Post you from a different era (1997?)
The post author in a black long-sleeved t-shirt with the sleeves pushed up to the elbows, bending a bit so their chin is directly over the head of their older sister. They have shoulder length curly hair and a hairline that they miss to this day. They also have a "full beard" that is just kinda scraggly looking. Their sister has long dark-blonde hair. They are in the kitchen of their grandparents' house, with the liquor cabinet visible over their right shoulder.
September 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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The "bro explaining" meme showing a tanned bro in wrap-around shades and a Houston Astros t-shirt with his arm around a woman, turned to face her. You can smell the Axe body spray even though it's a jpg. He is saying something. She (blonde, tanned, in a white tank top) has a thousand yard stare going on, is rethinking her life choices, and possibly considering becoming a lesbian. They are in the stands at a baseball game. There is a speech bubble pointed down, so the bro is saying the words of the quoted post.
August 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Um, Mr Dunkin? A word?
A pill shaped sticker (aligned portrait) showing a cartoon iced coffee with legs and arms walking on a beach, wearing heart-shaped sunglasses, sun shining behind, labeled "Sippin' and Drippin'".
August 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Did you know I also have merch? Because I have merch.
A gray "dad-cap" with "Dad-Coded enby" ebroidered. "enby" is rendered with each letter a color of the non-binary pride flag (yellow, white, purple, black). A green t-shirt reads "they", underlined, and "them" directly beneath. They are colored with the non-binary pride flag. A yellow t-shirt with the Gadsden flag on it, but the snake is colored with the trans pride flag. An off-white t-shirt. A trans pride flag is hanging vertically, with "THESE COLORS DON'T RUN" written above and below.
July 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Did you know I have books? Because I have books. (Descriptions are in the alt-text.)
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THE LONELINESS OF THE DEEP SPACE CARGOIST by JS Carter Gilson (cover features a spaceship flying through a debris field) Alone. Afraid. Fighting to survive. A collision with space debris has left a gigantic hole in Inez Stanton's ship, nearly crippling it. Inez is a cargoist, that rare breed of adventurer who takes to deep space solo, ferrying valuable cargo for the Tenth Great and Glorious Browns Company. Now she's in a race against her own rig's spaceworthiness, and that might not be the worst part. The totalitarian Free Earth, led by the populist Brother Lin, has also lost a ship on this lane, and is intent on finding out why. The Company wants their cargo delivered and can make Inez's life very difficult if she doesn't succeed. With the nearest waystation three days away, death in the cold vacuum of space is a distinct possibility as well. The clock is ticking for her to deliver her cargo. But will she want to when she finds out what she's actually carrying? THE LANGUID BELLY OF THE BEAST by JS Carter Gilson (cover shows a futuristic city with clouds of pollution, and the Oslo Opera House at the center) The job: Deliver one revolutionary for hire to a secret meeting. The catch: He needs to be delivered to Earth. THE Earth. Ancestral home of humanity and the seat of power for the paradoxically named Free Earth. If it wasn't for the money, Inez would never have taken this job. If she was given the option not to take it, which come to think of it she definitely wasn't. Inez is a cargoist, and while this charming man is not cargo, this was still her vocation. While she is enjoying the new cloak and dagger job, she won't be able to do it alone. She needs someone who can get her past the Free Earth security computers, which means reconnecting with Sara Ringwald. Sara, her ex-lover, who is most definitely up to something. As they get ever closer to Earth, one thing becomes very clear: Suddenly, her jobs have consequences. THE HANDS THAT PULL THE STRINGS by JS Carter Gilson (cover shows a yellow sky with a purple space ship at the front that looks like a flattened pinecone) After the last several weeks, Inez Stanton is taking a well-deserved vacation. She's on an all-inclusive luxury resort moon. On her own, with a few thousand other people taking up space around her. She hates it. After a week of free drinks and avoiding people as much as possible, Inez finally has a plan for a quiet day on the beach. She didn't count on the Free Earth battle cruiser blocking the twin suns, or the mystery ship that showed up shortly after. She also wasn't counting on her biological father showing up with his marines, or the explosive confrontation that was coming. Suddenly the rest and relaxation she was looking for is nowhere in sight, replaced by a fight for survival. Refugees, marines, unknown aliens, and new friends who just want to get away from their getaway.
July 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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There are few word combinations as viscerally disgusting as these.
Cans on a store shelf for Campbell's Spicy Buffalo-Style Cream of Chicken soup. They are labeled as New, and available at 2/$4.00.
June 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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It was the wave that pushed me over.
Screen cap of a text conversation. The phone number is blanked out. The first message from an unknown number says "Hi Jeffrey, this is Nicholas. I can help with options to stop the foreclosure in your home. Let me know if you're like to chat." Next message is the wave emoji, sent about two weeks later. The third, from me: "Please stop being a fucking vulture. Look deep inside and examine what in your life has led you here. Also, lose this number."
June 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
TV's Frank holding a knife at Dr. Forrester, from MST3k.
June 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Somebody is being very smol today.

#bskyCats #CatsOfBluesky #Cats
A calico cat (Molly) is curled into a ball in the crook of the author's arm. The author has a watch on their wrist and you can see a portion of their face. There is a gray wall behind them.
April 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Okay, I've heard showing ass, even one as hairy as mine, gets more eyeballs on these things. Let's see if it works.
A donkey prancing in a hilly area. . . . . You really don't want to see my butt.
April 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Aww. Molly says hi.
A calico cat, Molly, on her back in a fuzzy blanket.
March 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Movie poster for Joe versus the Volcano, showing Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan standing on luggage in the middle of the ocean wearing distressed formal wear. The moon is behind them, and so is the volcano.
February 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Ugh. I'm so sorry that you have to deal with shitty people on top of your extra stressful time.

Benji offers a hug and a nibble.
Benji the guinea pig looks directly at the camera. He is sitting on the arm of the post author, and his whiskers are visible and so, so long.
February 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Dare I ask what is going on with the Duolingo owl?
A screenshot of the icon in Google Play for Duolingo. It shows a close-up of the owl with tongue drooping out of a slack mouth, and X marks over the eyes. It's the cartoon shorthand for dead.
February 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Verdict: eh. It's not vile, but it's not great.
A bottle of Coke orange cream zero sugar held in front of a laptop computer.
February 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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I BREAK APART WITHOUT YOUR ARMS
THE SMELL OF SOAP AND PETROL SMARTS
LET ME FEED YOU TO MY FRIENDS
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
LET MY LAST WORDS BE OUR LAST DANCE
I'D DIE FOR YOU NO QUESTIONS ASKED
IF ANYONE COULD KILL ME
IT PROBABLY WOULD BE YOU
A painting of a little mouse on an adventure, playing a lute and singing just so loud.
February 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM