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jSarek
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aka John Hazlett. jSarek's just this guy, you know?
I'd have loved it if more unnamed comic species had gotten retconned. For instance,
Kugg is a great candidate to be a Ramoan (which it looks like you may have missed): starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Kugg

And I've always liked the suggestion that this guy's a Brogune: starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Unident...
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December 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Mon Calamari? Fashion? Please. It's a tarp.
December 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Same. And kicking myself for not knowing a sixth, because I'm certain I *should.*
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Did you skip a post with some "S"s? Because it looks like both Selonians and Sluissi are missing ...
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I'm a big phan.
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I think, for spectacle films like Star Wars, the literal "big screen" is an important distinction. With spectacle, size matters.

That said, I think the fact it hasn't been on the big screen since 2019 is actually a GOOD thing. Big Screen SW should be an event, not just another release of content.
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The FP Official Trailer #1 - Drafthouse Movie (2012) HD
YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Trailers
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
A mass murder, it sounds like!
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 AM
She learned from Grand Moff Tarkin that one should always wear comfy footwear on the Death Star.
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Orryxians date back at least as far as Galaxy Guide 9.
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Two of my favorite classes, too, particularly the Cheyenne. It's amazing how those kitbashes wound up with such clean lines. I wish we'd seen full-fledged models of them live we eventually got for the Nebula.
November 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I'm sure calling for the murder of his political opponents somehow counts as an official act, and therefore he's officially above the law in this alleged nation of laws we live in.
November 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The painkiller was extremely effective. 💔
November 20, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Whereas my brain just dropped the "$" and I thought Pablo was looking forward to making a ~40,000,000 hour time commitment to view new movies.

Which, in retrospect, is about the most anti-Pablo thing I can think of, short of wading into a current Star Wars argument and participating stridently.
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I don't think they HAVE to be the same, but that seems to have been the default assumption of Jason Fry and the cartography crew back when such things were being considered: starwars.fandom.com/wiki/File:Ja...

As for why it would be called that, maybe it's the native Skel name?
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November 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
While it hasn't been officially established, The Monbanda sure seems like a Skel, and he's in the right place to be one...
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Skel
Skel
Skels were a sentient species that dwelled on Hoth. Hunting in packs, they were a primitive people, attacking whatever they could find without warning. They could burrow under the snow, and survive in...
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November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
And a surprisingly difficult skill to cultivate and exercise, particularly when such study seeps into your sense of identity. (Also spoken from experience.)
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 AM
"How many cats is too many cats? There's no such number."
youtu.be/b-ELMKkHEDU?...
I have 6 cats - w/Gregory Brothers
YouTube video by Anna Akana
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I'm not sure how I didn't realize before now that you've been drawing the original GoBot designs as well on these. As someone who had a good number of Transformers but an *asinine* quantity of GoBots as a kid, seeing these remembered is a nice change of pace.
June 2, 2025 at 8:00 AM
It was. He & the other writers didn't want to make those changes to her - they were forced on the production by an outside consulting firm. He was thrilled when that firm was finally ditched, but too much damage was already done. Best he could do was make one of the last eps an apology re: Janine.
May 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
"It was a slap in the face
How quick Garfield was replaced
By a glib TGIF yuckster..."
May 30, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Why, Jason? Why would you make me read that sentence? There's no going back from that.
May 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This reply was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
May 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
You believe correctly! Thank you for the well-wishes. :-)
May 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Then it's unfortunately probably time to seek other employment. You won't be able to do the job at all if your health keeps degrading. :-(
March 31, 2025 at 12:56 AM