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J$
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Aka “Yo Ass”. Post-neoluddite. 🏓, 📖, 🎶, ⊫¬∀∃, ؎, 🐈, and 💓 while it lasts. Once upon a midnight dreary, it tolls for thee.

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I loved this too much. ❤️ 😆😆😆
January 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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yes
January 17, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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De Best Goede Koffieaanbieding bleek bonen en niet gemalen, we mochten de elektrische maler van de buuf lenen.

Ik heb jullie door.

Bonenkopers kopen geen bonen omdat het zo lekker vers en aromatisch is. Jullie doen het omdat koffiebonen malen SUPER LEUK IS
January 17, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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Sorry for the reddit link, but this zine about "#ai" is just too good:

«if I built a big robot that consumed 33% of my state's electricity so it could go around stealing people's art I would be arrested, and that's how you know law is a social construct» […]
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scholar.social
January 17, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Alle geldautomaten van alle Nederlandse banken draaien exclusief op Amazon Web Services. Dus als er verstoring is met Amerika en je denkt, dan betaal ik wel cash, kom je niet aan cash. Hier het trotse verhaal over de capitulatie aan 🇺🇸 […]

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January 17, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Dear lazyweb. I can setup a phone or two to record video and use then to stream stuff (table tennis matches in my case) using OBC (or whatever).

What I can’t seem to find is ways to add a scoreboard. A simple overlay showing who plays who and the current score. People do this. How?
January 17, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Descended into Merced valley. Once upon a time. Then started upon a “two day hike” (local speak for an afternoon stroll), over Sentinel point, past the falls, over Half Dome.

Paused halfway. Still smoked, then; enjoying the scenery of El Capitan, I lit up. “Why are you killing yourself!”, a […]
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mastodon.nl
January 17, 2026 at 11:31 AM
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I did not know, and I am ashamed to live under a system of racism that spans the highest offices, to sentencing, to profiling, to hiring, to media and beyond. Minorities are constantly under attack here: intentionally, unintentionally, and even inadvertently.
January 17, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I’m bored. Very good.
January 16, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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Gonna retrofit my whole house with retro.
January 15, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Gonna prolly regret axxing this but whatsa “Teams”?
January 16, 2026 at 9:32 PM
It’s been 43 years since I first saw The Ballad of Narayama. Haven’t seen a better film since; but I’m still watching, and there have been a few worth it.
January 16, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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"de Amerikaanse oorlogsschepen varen richting Groenland en wij verschepen onze overheid naar Amerika"
January 16, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 8:31 AM
“Less is more” is much deeper than commonly understood.

We’re now in the fifth decade over which Wirth’s Law has held sway.

Software really bogs down more rapidly than hardware speeds up.

We are doing way less with way more. It’s become so ridiculously bad, we can’t even do the simplest […]
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mastodon.nl
January 16, 2026 at 11:43 AM
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@bert_hubert De KVK is een tijd geleden al overgestapt op Salesforce, maar die hebben wel degelijk DKE toegepast. Echter, dat heeft ook zijn nadelen. De frontend applicaties in de SF-cloud moeten toch de keys bevatten om bij de data te kunnen. Het is dus eigenlijk een wassen neus.
January 16, 2026 at 10:14 AM
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Dit is m.i. tekenend voor hoe het zal gaan straks: elk stupide voorstel van deze stupide coalitie zal door JA21 en BBB onmiddellijk aan een meerderheid in de TK geholpen worden.

https://www.bnnvara.nl/joop/artikelen/rechtse-minderheidscoalitie-wil-hogere-bonussen-voor-bankiers
Rechtse minderheidscoalitie wil hogere bonussen voor bankiers - Joop - BNNVARA
Ondertussen wordt er bezuinigd op sociale zekerheid en zorg.
www.bnnvara.nl
January 15, 2026 at 6:54 AM
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Ik kan gewoon niet meer - net gehoord dat een van de allergrootste verwerkers van privégegevens binnen de Nederlandse overheid druk bezig is met zijn totale migratie naar Microsoft Azure. En de mensen die het tegen zouden kunnen houden worden buitengesloten & […]

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January 16, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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At Vivaldi we continue to make choices that are different from our competitors. We have chosen to not integrate AI or crypto, but instead we integrate a wealth of other features, based on the wishes of our users.

We are a European company with most of the team based in Norway and Iceland, a few […]
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social.vivaldi.net
January 15, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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We got the ICE list before the Epstein list!

And just like the Epstein list, we’re still waiting for the full list to be released.

The US blocked it, but here's the link.

I also posted an archive of it.

icelist.is
ICE List – Put ICE on ice
icelist.is
January 14, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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As the old joke goes, an American diplomat and Soviet diplomat met up, and the American says "I really admire your country's propaganda." The Soviet says, "True, it is good, but it is nothing compared to American propaganda." The American, confused, responds "We don't have propaganda."
January 15, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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Ik ondersteun van harte het negatief reisadvies naar de VS dat ons ministerie van buitenlandse zaken heeft uitgevaardigd.

Wat zegt u? Nog niet gebeurd? Waarom niet? #fifaworldcup
January 15, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Eén is echt wel veel meer dan nul.
January 15, 2026 at 7:53 PM
US State Departments proclaims “nothing is off the table” if X is banned in the U.K.

Because CSAM is of course free speech, making the right to generate pornographic (child) images another flag MAGA is now seeking to rally around.

Of course, can’t have cryptographic integrity, because WHAT […]
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mastodon.nl
January 15, 2026 at 8:58 AM