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Jonathan Zaworski
@jrzaworski.bsky.social
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He/Him. Bad jokes are good. Bios are hard. Law/Software/literature focus. Opinions are my own.
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Dril was one of the top Twitter shitposters from back before the site went full Nazi bar. This is the specific tweet of his I was referring to.
A dril tweet reading: Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Candles $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Please. He was talking about the Miracle Mile, where value wears a neon sombrero and there's not a single church or library to offend the eye.
A screenshot from the "Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores" section of the Treehouse of Horror VI Simpsons episode. The screenshot shows the back of Homer's car as it drives down a road lined with extremely tall eyesores advertising various businesses. The eyesores have not yet come to life and started attacking Springfield.
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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This one?
A convoluted flow chart of funding to and from various tech companies. Everyone is funding each other. It's not unlike the late-eta Habsburg family tree
October 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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A picture of Merry and Pippin from the Lord of the Rings. The caption reads: "We've had one Nuremberg, yes, but what about second Nuremberg?"
October 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Are you aware of stuffed gnocchi?
a package of shelf-stable stuffed gnocchi. "5 cheeses" flavor.
October 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Ohio.
A picture of the giant billboard in Ohio that reads: HELL IS REAL.
October 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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The four-panel "but it might work for us" meme from Arrested development, but instead of Tobias talking about open relationships, he's talking about posting through it.
October 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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The four-panel "but it might work for us" meme from Arrested development, but instead of Tobias talking about open relationships, he's talking about posting through it.
September 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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I still like the proposal from this paper: harvardlawreview.org/print/vol-13...
While a step in the right direction, these proposals are inadequate. To create a system where every vote counts equally, the Constitution must be amended. To do this, Congress should pass legislation reducing the size of Washington, D.C., to an area encompassing only a few core federal buildings and then admit the rest of the District’s 127 neighborhoods15 as states. These states — which could be added with a simple congressional majority — would add enough votes in Congress to ratify four amendments: (1) a transfer of the Senate’s power to a body that represents citizens equally; (2) an expansion of the House so that all citizens are represented in equal-sized districts; (3) a replacement of the Electoral College with a popular vote; and (4) a modification of the Constitution’s amendment process that would ensure future amendments are ratified by states representing most Americans.
September 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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That reminds me of something I saw the other day:
A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's® x Dunkin’ Glazed Donut Flavored Syrup.
July 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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my fantastic four
a promo photo of the German hip-hop group Die Fantastischen Vier.
July 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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The fun thing is you could do this entirely with different versions of Rhapsody.
The "that's on me, I set the bar too low" four-panel meme from a Brooklyn 99-The New Girl crossover. The first panel: "I'm totally a power metal fan." The second panel: "oh yeah? Name 10 power metal bands." The third panel: "Rhapsody." The fourth panel: "that's on me, I set the bar too low."
July 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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I get it, but hear me out:
A stereotypical "In this house we believe" style sign that instead contains the long-term nuclear waste storage message beginning with "this is not a place of honor"
June 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Looks like it's a Hawai'i specific menu item: www.mashed.com/650241/the-m...
A Local Deluxe Breakfast: Heaps of white rice are, a pile of scrambled eggs, two slices of Spam, and three pieces of Portuguese sausage.
June 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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There are a lot of other directions this could go, but this seemed like a nice contrast:
Gary Oldman as Rosencrantz (or Guildenstern, it's really unclear) from Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, but with the face of Gary Oldman as Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg.
May 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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I'm sorry that you're dealing with this, but not so sorry that I could resist the impulse:
A dril tweet modified to appear from keezy saying "and another thing: im not a goth. please dont put in the newspaper that im a goth."
April 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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I have a theory
Judge Doom from Who Framed Rodger Rabbit, after he's revealed to be a Toon
April 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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The "but it might work for us" meme from Arrested Development.
February 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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I think that means it's time for the inevitable.
The pipes from Magritte's "The Treachery of Images" arranged in the Loss Meme. The caption remains "Ceci n'ets pas une pipe"
January 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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A screenshot of Danny DeVito holding two guns pointed at the screen. It's conditioned "so anyways, I started blocking"
December 2, 2024 at 3:56 AM
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An unhappy meme face surrounded by a circular flow chart reading: New skeeter joins bluesky - "Do we have to all it skeeting" - They accept our way of life - They begin to threaten anyone who calls it anything else - New skeeter joins bluesky - etc.
November 15, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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An extremely messy flowchart of members of Rhapsody and bands that they have been in. It appears to have been created in MS paint.
November 12, 2024 at 10:05 PM
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Screenshot of Insane Clown Posse member Shaggy 2 Dope from the video for 'Miracles' throwing his hands up and looking confused. The picture is captioned: "design patents, how do they work?"
November 12, 2024 at 2:44 PM
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Same energy:
A headline from The Onion reads: This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
October 25, 2024 at 7:59 PM
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If you see this post a bridge
an image of a Wheatstone bridge, a kind of bridge circuit
October 24, 2024 at 12:13 AM