J.R. Staton
@jrstaton.bsky.social
The night sky is my cathedral;
the universe my creator.
the universe my creator.
Why does he always wear a fat suit? Is it part of the orange skin fashion trend?
April 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Why does he always wear a fat suit? Is it part of the orange skin fashion trend?
An incredible display of assholiness.
February 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
An incredible display of assholiness.
That's some expensive toilet paper!
February 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
That's some expensive toilet paper!
No IRS means I don't have to pay taxes anymore, right?
February 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
No IRS means I don't have to pay taxes anymore, right?
And we're all going to pay the price.
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
And we're all going to pay the price.
Putin's gonna be jealous.
December 21, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Putin's gonna be jealous.
This isn't the only area of American life that will suffer under the new regime.
November 28, 2024 at 2:10 AM
This isn't the only area of American life that will suffer under the new regime.
"He has a man date" sounds gay to me!
November 27, 2024 at 8:24 PM
"He has a man date" sounds gay to me!