Well, la-di-dah, some countries get a bureau of meteorology. Humble brag! Sorry, hope all are safe.

Each letter of Carl Y's last name is a complete surprise.

Are you sure this isn't some weird Massachusetts-only holiday. Like Patriots Day or Carl Yastrzemski's birthday or Brady's left testicle leg day?

Classroom filmstrip!

Having been a government employee in New Hampshire for a couple years, I assure you government employees aren't people.

Keene is a good napping town though.