One of your all time best.

HA HA! Going to the door of Treasury and screaming "TREAT!"

Would Spandau Ballet have been OK?

don't you know, any leftish politician must dine solely upon a fish skeleton extracted from the garbage and served on an upturned trash can lid in a back alley, while wearing a wooden barrel and a derby hat with a single daisy in it

You did.

Some high school kids could hold their own against a Soviet invasion of the US. Why couldn't the entire army beat the Viet Cong?

John Lyons: No. NO! Please. I'll stop. I'll stop doing journalism! Not Albanese. PLEEEEASE don't tell Anthony Albanese.

You can find centre right conservatives - a lot of them. Look in the parties that once described themselves as "social democratic" or "democratic socialist".

Interviewer: What's the naughtiest thing you ever did?

Teresa May: Oh. Goodness me. (Should I ... Should I say I put a table in my room at university?)

I: There must have been a moment.

TM: Gosh. Um. Well... (No. It's far too dull. I'll seem like a complete bore.) I ran through a field of wheat.

Why do I suddenly have the theme song from Round the Twist in my head?

I had to look up who this was. His Wikipedia photo suggests he's Toby McGuire in a sitcom about a school principal accidentally made Chief Justice of the Supreme Court and the wacky antics that take place from then on.

May as well chuck on a trenchcoat and start saving for a high-tech motorcycle. The future described in cyberpunk is here.

The United States isn't flirting with a cyberpunk future. It's right in the middle of a cyberpunk present.