Whoa. 14 years.

I feel like you're being deliberately provocative, calling the world famous GEICO Gecko the "GEICO lizard." Would you call the Mona Lisa a work of painting? Is Fallingwater a masterpiece of house building? The gecko has worked hard for his fame.

"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your nervous, your wealthy, says she
Your huddled minority yearning to breathe free,
The surprisingly well off from your best yacht club.
Send these, the plutocrats fleeing commeuppance-

I like Apple’s stupid AI summaries.

[googles what a skeet is]

The fun thing I learned after WAY too many years about opinions on the internet is that they don't matter at all. Sometimes they're right, often they're wrong, occasionally they're fucking NUTS.

Two related fun stats from the article. First of all, no qb has beaten Mahomes more in his entire career than Josh Allen. In the regular season.

And secondly, "Mahomes’s four wins over Allen are the most for any quarterback over another in NFL playoff history."

Just so you know, yours (now four years old) is in perfect condition, no signs of wear and I expect to be able to celebrate the holidays every year until my children are off at college, honestly one of the best purchase of my life!