Jessica Rosengard
@jrosengard.bsky.social
Word-weaver in the Chicago area.
A lover of dogs, nature, photography, empathy, facts, humor, humility, apologies, accountability, and of course, our precious American democracy 🇺🇸💙
A lover of dogs, nature, photography, empathy, facts, humor, humility, apologies, accountability, and of course, our precious American democracy 🇺🇸💙
This MAGA cockroach unblocked me so he could add me to more lists.🤦🏻♀️
July 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This MAGA cockroach unblocked me so he could add me to more lists.🤦🏻♀️
It took just over a week to create a massive concentration camp.
Remember this the next time those in power claim they can’t house the homeless, feed the starving, or provide medical care to the poor.
They can, they just don’t want to.
Remember this the next time those in power claim they can’t house the homeless, feed the starving, or provide medical care to the poor.
They can, they just don’t want to.
July 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It took just over a week to create a massive concentration camp.
Remember this the next time those in power claim they can’t house the homeless, feed the starving, or provide medical care to the poor.
They can, they just don’t want to.
Remember this the next time those in power claim they can’t house the homeless, feed the starving, or provide medical care to the poor.
They can, they just don’t want to.
Imagine showing up for a manicure looking like this 🫣
Yea, I have finally pair garden gloves that fit, albeit children’s gloves, and I only remembered where they were after my hands were wrist-deep in dirt planting begonias. Because, of course 😂
Yea, I have finally pair garden gloves that fit, albeit children’s gloves, and I only remembered where they were after my hands were wrist-deep in dirt planting begonias. Because, of course 😂
July 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Imagine showing up for a manicure looking like this 🫣
Yea, I have finally pair garden gloves that fit, albeit children’s gloves, and I only remembered where they were after my hands were wrist-deep in dirt planting begonias. Because, of course 😂
Yea, I have finally pair garden gloves that fit, albeit children’s gloves, and I only remembered where they were after my hands were wrist-deep in dirt planting begonias. Because, of course 😂
This is the THIRD time @kyleruggles.bsky.social Kyle Ruggles has added me to lists for reasons I don’t even know. Seriously, “WTF is wrong with him?”
May 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
This is the THIRD time @kyleruggles.bsky.social Kyle Ruggles has added me to lists for reasons I don’t even know. Seriously, “WTF is wrong with him?”
Okay, arachnoid experts: can you tell me what type of spider this is? I spotted it in my garden and I’m not sure if I should name it Charlotte, or re-home it.
May 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Okay, arachnoid experts: can you tell me what type of spider this is? I spotted it in my garden and I’m not sure if I should name it Charlotte, or re-home it.
🍓My very first strawberry is turning from a light green to pinkish red 🍓
April 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
🍓My very first strawberry is turning from a light green to pinkish red 🍓
Protesters spell out their protest on Ocean Beach in San Francisco. (Stephen Lam/AP)
“'50501’ protests rally small towns and big cities against Trump policies”
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...
“'50501’ protests rally small towns and big cities against Trump policies”
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...
April 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Protesters spell out their protest on Ocean Beach in San Francisco. (Stephen Lam/AP)
“'50501’ protests rally small towns and big cities against Trump policies”
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...
“'50501’ protests rally small towns and big cities against Trump policies”
www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...
🥬 Hydroponics 🥬
Also, it’s a pretty resilient, cold weather crop and grows very fast. I’ve got three heads growing in my kitchen under grow lights right now.
Also, it’s a pretty resilient, cold weather crop and grows very fast. I’ve got three heads growing in my kitchen under grow lights right now.
April 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
🥬 Hydroponics 🥬
Also, it’s a pretty resilient, cold weather crop and grows very fast. I’ve got three heads growing in my kitchen under grow lights right now.
Also, it’s a pretty resilient, cold weather crop and grows very fast. I’ve got three heads growing in my kitchen under grow lights right now.
🍓 Look at my little strawberry 🍓
April 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
🍓 Look at my little strawberry 🍓
Mine isn’t grumpy, but she’s incredibly timid since birth. She’s 12.5 now and still gets spooked by imaginary things only she can see and hear.
April 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Mine isn’t grumpy, but she’s incredibly timid since birth. She’s 12.5 now and still gets spooked by imaginary things only she can see and hear.
We’ve got strawberries 🍓
Look at this gorgeous little thing! #gardening
Look at this gorgeous little thing! #gardening
April 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
We’ve got strawberries 🍓
Look at this gorgeous little thing! #gardening
Look at this gorgeous little thing! #gardening
🚨TEXT SCAM ALERT🚨
A text from an “833” area code is the 🚩🚩🚩
I just received the following text & googled the number. Report & block them. DO NOT reply.
Learn more about the scam & how to protect yourself —> travelexception.com/833-area-code-scam-explained/
PLEASE REPOST & SHARE
A text from an “833” area code is the 🚩🚩🚩
I just received the following text & googled the number. Report & block them. DO NOT reply.
Learn more about the scam & how to protect yourself —> travelexception.com/833-area-code-scam-explained/
PLEASE REPOST & SHARE
April 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
🚨TEXT SCAM ALERT🚨
A text from an “833” area code is the 🚩🚩🚩
I just received the following text & googled the number. Report & block them. DO NOT reply.
Learn more about the scam & how to protect yourself —> travelexception.com/833-area-code-scam-explained/
PLEASE REPOST & SHARE
A text from an “833” area code is the 🚩🚩🚩
I just received the following text & googled the number. Report & block them. DO NOT reply.
Learn more about the scam & how to protect yourself —> travelexception.com/833-area-code-scam-explained/
PLEASE REPOST & SHARE
Conman Fraud Felon Donald Trump has been in office only 64 days, and while the country falls apart and his incompetent cabinet leak sensitive war-related information, he has spent over 26% of his first year golfing.
March 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Conman Fraud Felon Donald Trump has been in office only 64 days, and while the country falls apart and his incompetent cabinet leak sensitive war-related information, he has spent over 26% of his first year golfing.
My indoor-planted snapdragons are starting to bloom! 🌸 I didn’t think they’d survive after I was away for a whole month, but my lighting and watering system worked. Pruning these babies back so the rest will thrive. WOO WOO
March 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My indoor-planted snapdragons are starting to bloom! 🌸 I didn’t think they’d survive after I was away for a whole month, but my lighting and watering system worked. Pruning these babies back so the rest will thrive. WOO WOO
This is the third time she unblocked me to add me to 5 more lists. Who knows her? I mean, seriously, this is creepy AF
March 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This is the third time she unblocked me to add me to 5 more lists. Who knows her? I mean, seriously, this is creepy AF
“Called the guy a b—- and whacked him’: Florida woman split man’s face open with Pringles can at 7-Eleven, police say”
😳
😳
March 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
“Called the guy a b—- and whacked him’: Florida woman split man’s face open with Pringles can at 7-Eleven, police say”
😳
😳
Can you believe Rep Al Greene had the nerve to heckle the faux President’s rally speech last night? 🙄
March 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Can you believe Rep Al Greene had the nerve to heckle the faux President’s rally speech last night? 🙄
🚨IMPORTANT🚨
I just got re-vaccinated with MRR.
I am 53 and despite having received ALL my childhood vaccinations, I no longer have antibodies for measles (rubeola).
WANING IMMUNITY is real.
Get checked.
Get vaccinated.
‼️Please share‼️
I just got re-vaccinated with MRR.
I am 53 and despite having received ALL my childhood vaccinations, I no longer have antibodies for measles (rubeola).
WANING IMMUNITY is real.
Get checked.
Get vaccinated.
‼️Please share‼️
March 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
🚨IMPORTANT🚨
I just got re-vaccinated with MRR.
I am 53 and despite having received ALL my childhood vaccinations, I no longer have antibodies for measles (rubeola).
WANING IMMUNITY is real.
Get checked.
Get vaccinated.
‼️Please share‼️
I just got re-vaccinated with MRR.
I am 53 and despite having received ALL my childhood vaccinations, I no longer have antibodies for measles (rubeola).
WANING IMMUNITY is real.
Get checked.
Get vaccinated.
‼️Please share‼️
Why do men do this thing with their hands? Do they not realize it makes them look like they’re showing off their vaginas?
March 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Why do men do this thing with their hands? Do they not realize it makes them look like they’re showing off their vaginas?
Good morning from…
🐊THE DANGER ZONE🐊
🐊THE DANGER ZONE🐊
February 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Good morning from…
🐊THE DANGER ZONE🐊
🐊THE DANGER ZONE🐊
🚨SELL SELL SELL🚨
(Tesla stock is down 30% YTD—can we make it 50%?)
(Tesla stock is down 30% YTD—can we make it 50%?)
February 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
🚨SELL SELL SELL🚨
(Tesla stock is down 30% YTD—can we make it 50%?)
(Tesla stock is down 30% YTD—can we make it 50%?)
🚨SCAM ALERT: I received the following text from two different numbers today. Apparently, the ridiculous DOGE cuts are emboldening scammers to increase their phishing attempts knowing they’ll face little-to-no accountability when people unwittingly click the links and have their money stolen.
February 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
🚨SCAM ALERT: I received the following text from two different numbers today. Apparently, the ridiculous DOGE cuts are emboldening scammers to increase their phishing attempts knowing they’ll face little-to-no accountability when people unwittingly click the links and have their money stolen.
Nice. Keep shorting Tesla stock, folks. It’s already down over 3% in the first 1 hour of trading.
Hit ‘em where it hurts!
🔻SELL 🔻SELL 🔻SELL
Hit ‘em where it hurts!
🔻SELL 🔻SELL 🔻SELL
February 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Nice. Keep shorting Tesla stock, folks. It’s already down over 3% in the first 1 hour of trading.
Hit ‘em where it hurts!
🔻SELL 🔻SELL 🔻SELL
Hit ‘em where it hurts!
🔻SELL 🔻SELL 🔻SELL
