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Johanna Rodehau-Noack
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Assistant Professor at Fordham University | international security, war, science, technology

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consider this
vase with a cat face insert but the cat has fish for eyes
December 4, 2024 at 6:56 AM
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This has to stop
Screenshot from a manuscript review platform, asking the reviewer (myself) to rate the paper on a scale from 0 to 10, with 10 indicating that the paper is among the best I've read in 2 years
November 18, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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Once again mannequins are perpetuating impossible beauty standards
Image of a mannequin wearing a white hoodie in a sports equipment story, one arm hanging much lower than the other because it has fallen off but is held in place (albeit the wrong one) because it's still in the sleeve.
November 18, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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yo dawg I heard you like AI policy
xzibit “yo dawg” meme
December 28, 2023 at 9:15 PM
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I’m hearing reports that this where, and I quote, “they’re livin’ it up”
the somewhat shabby-looking Hotel California in Palo Alto
December 15, 2023 at 9:45 PM
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‘tis the season
a building with neon lettering saying “self storage” but the first s is broken
December 12, 2023 at 11:18 PM
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so close! that is a possessive apostrophe 💕
sign at starbucks that someone has incorrectly edited from “Line Start Here” (wrong verb form) to “Line Start’s Here” (possessive form), exchanging one grammatical error for another
October 23, 2023 at 6:07 PM
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Reminder that the Sneaker of the House does not have to be a member of Congress.
Picture of the ridiculous New Balance mascot Newbie
October 4, 2023 at 4:27 AM
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This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
Image of a party hedgehog, a German dish made of raw pork ground meat decorated with raw onion slices to make it look like a hedgehog (Mettigel)
September 22, 2023 at 3:17 AM
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My submissions:
a dog looking disappointed drawing of an owl in a fancy 19th-century looking headdress with a surprised expression two stills of the “awkward looking monkey” meme, one with the monkey looking back and one with it looking straight ahead still from a tiktok clip of a toy bunny with the caption “are you ok mentally?”
September 21, 2023 at 4:14 AM
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logging on
image of the Stanford tree that, according to Wikipedia, has been called “one of America's most bizarre and controversial college mascots” because it is frankly ridiculous
September 8, 2023 at 4:42 AM
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help my sheet pan has an existential crisis
sheet pan with a burn mark that looks like a sad smiley, reminiscent of Edvard Munch‘s painting “The Scream”
September 3, 2023 at 3:22 AM
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My corn Jerry, it’s getting shucked!
Still from the series “Seinfeld” showing the character George, riffing off the “they funged my tokens” meme
August 2, 2023 at 5:11 PM
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basically this, just for job talks
screenshot of a tweet by @LuminanceBloom satirizing zizek, attributing a made-up quote that goes “that AI will be the death of learning & so on; to this, I say NO! My student brings me their essay, which has been written by AI & I plug it into my grading AI, & we are free! While the ‘learning’ happens, our superego satisfied, we are free now to learn whatever we want
August 1, 2023 at 8:12 PM
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Stanford tree mascot been doing this for a while
image of the (inofficial) Stanford tree mascot
July 28, 2023 at 5:34 PM
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for your consideration
picture of a boat, its name reading “Nautibuoy”
July 14, 2023 at 9:08 PM
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mods are asleep, post snoose
photoshopped image of a goose with a snake head
June 21, 2023 at 3:55 PM