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“His orange painted face, 100-word vocabulary, and masturbatory mannerisms trigger the fuck out of me. He deals in fear, and I’m not a patient person. I want out of this forced abusive relationship.”

Trump is an anxiety manufacturer 👇🏼 New Issue 👇🏼

What's the weirdest nonsense your red state governor has gotten up to?

My red state governor helped fund a creationist museum that has a diorama showing Noah putting stegosaurs on the ark.

Science Question: When they say "8 MEGA ROLLS EQUALS 32 REGULAR ROLLS" do the regular rolls exist...anywhere? Are they just in the imaginations of toilet paper marketers???

Do they make one tiny "regular" roll per year just to keep the story alive?

Spending a month on Bluesky has created a whole new model of a fight we need to be having right now. Not liberal vs. conservative or whatever, but respect vs manipulation.

I am tired of being manipulated everywhere I go. That’s why I like it here, I feel like I’m in charge for once.

Look, it's obviously bad that Trump won, but what if Pete Buttigieg is going to have enough free time to start a podcast with me now?

I have a podcast with my wife where she tells me if I should delete my tweets...but now I've left Twitter and so today's episode is "Oops All Skeets!"

Come along...you belong....feel the fizz!!!

It's called "Delete This" and you can get it wherever there are podcasts.