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Jordan
@jrobertsweb.dev
I write computer programs and dumb jokes
Evening stroll, baby
September 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This is Willy. I’m hanging out with him while his parents are outta town. Good guy.

#yorkie #longbeach
September 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Not much more exciting than discovering a completely fresh, never-worn pair of socks hiding in the bottom of the drawer, unnoticed since the day they arrived in the mail. It’s like finding $20 in an old pair of jeans
August 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Drawd
July 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I just noticed you can finally write/display markdown in ms notepad. This might be the best news of the year so far (low bar)
July 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
If you let typescript errors stay red for too long they call the cops
#webdev
July 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This is the face of a cat who is sick of my shit
May 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Made a few squiggles and other lines #inkandpaper #drawing
March 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Making lines is strangely soothing
#inkandpaper #drawing
March 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
She’s keeping watch for unauthorized varmints (squirrels)
March 12, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Accidentally typed ‘npm ruin dev’ and my computer exploded

#webdev
March 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
One thing about donny, he’s definitely inventing new ways to be several types of traitor at the same time.
February 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Reposted by Jordan
KENDRICK JUST NOW
February 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Friendship ended
January 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
A search engine with only content written by humans would go gangbusters. It would be worth a pretty high price too. The amount of work it takes to find accurate information on the internet is growing at a frankly alarming rate.
January 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Goodbye 2024. You were one of the years of all time.
January 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Don’t talk to me until I covfefe
December 28, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Sleepy pootie
December 28, 2024 at 3:51 AM
If you type as fast as you can on a mechanical keyboard , even if 65% of your keystrokes are backspaces, it still sounds impressive from the other room.
December 22, 2024 at 8:49 PM
If Nintendo doesn’t name their next console Super Switch, they will be making a huge mistake.
December 21, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Reposted by Jordan
I only want people to tell me how long their baby was if it was over 3 feet
December 11, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Fin
November 28, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Oh nice, I remembered some tasty snacks I haven’t eaten in a while. Better consume them every single day until I can’t stand the thought of them anymore.
November 27, 2024 at 6:42 PM