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jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
Kapow’s still on that OFMD shit
@jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
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grown ass adult with pirates on the brain

https://archiveofourown.org/users/Vmarssmartrthnme
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November 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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original
user one, posting pic of crochet: I'm halfway done with my second piece. 4 more to go user two: Whatcha makin? user one: None of your business given I don't know you nor do I want to
October 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
spent my time on really important stuff today. like this
@ihands1 I'm halfway done with my second piece. 4 more to go (there is a pic of crochet project) @MrStedeBonnetTeach Whatcha makin? @ihands1 None of your business given I don't know you nor do I want to
October 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
It’s been the longest month in all of history, but chapter 3 is up!
#ofmdfic

archiveofourown.org/works/696445...
Title: May, June, July, I Count the Time Author: Vmarssmartrthnme Summary: Ed and Stede (and Judy!) survive their first full day on the road. Ed gets some answers he's been hoping for, plus a few more he realizes he didn't actually want at all.
October 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
I relate to this guy bc you’ll also never know if I’m real or not
Ned the jungle cat
October 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
#WIPWednesday with a little nibble from chapter 3 of my guys on their loooooong drive.
#OFMDFic
Stede is focused on his phone, rapidly tapping out something on the screen and paying little attention to the world around him. To her credit, Judy seems to be well-trained. He didn’t even realize that was a thing you could do with a cat. A wide ray of sunlight casts over a box in the back of the truck and she’s claimed it for herself. She’s happy enough to just wait there patiently, so Ed can probably push himself to do the same. There’s a clearing on the other side of the highway backed by an endless forest of jagged trees in their winter attire. Warning signs along their route have informed him to watch out for large animals they might encounter along the way. Moose, bears, elk, bison—maybe that’s why Judy is so good at staying close to Stede. She has to know she’s not the only predator out here. He watches the trees for movement, not sure if he’d be excited or terrified to see any of the previously warned beasts. There’s a thunk behind him and he jumps, his brain so focused on bears and wolves that for a moment he believes one may have sneakily evaded his watch. Stede stands by the bumper, hatch closed and Judy safely back in her crate. There’s a wearier expression on his face than when they’d parked. He’s forcing a smile, but his eyes are red and his cheeks are puffy and Ed’s not convinced it’s just from the cold.
October 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
Ed and Stede madly in love reunited on a beach very much not helping in the battle around them and Ed has just said I love you to Stede and Stede says “I know. I know that.” They smooch about it as they should.
September 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
“What makes Ed happy” scene/speech from season 1 of “our flag means death” Top panel: Ed says: “These past tew hours... have been... the most fun I've had in ages, years. Maybe ever.” Stede’s face has screenshot on top of it saying “Donald Trump Missing: Rumors Explode on Social Media” Bottom panel: Ed looking lovingly at Stede with same screenshot over his face, with text at the bottom, Ed saying “So, uh, I reckon what makes me happy... is... you.”
August 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM
jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
expecting me to just melt back into your arms soon as you pop your fuckin' head up??
Angry Ed on Annie and Mary’s couch ofmd s2 ep 4
August 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
Screencap of Stede poppin’ his dumb bitch juice head up at the antique shop behind Ed in s2 ep 4 of ofmd. Ed is like “oh great, this guy again”. Someone has artfully and accurately labeled Ed as “us” (meaning ofmd fandom) and Stede as “Gin” bc Gin thinks they can just swan off and quit fandom then come back again whenever they want and we’re sick of it!!!
August 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
Chapter 1 of the road trip fic I've been threatening to write forever is here!
Enjoy! Or don't! I'm just happy to be here.

"May, June, July, I Count the Time"
Ed/Stede, 8 chapters (probably), rated E for eventual smut
archiveofourown.org/works/696445...
Title: May, June, July, I Count the Time Author: Vmarssmartrthnme Summary: Ed's estranged childhood best friend asks him to take a road trip with him as he moves thousands of miles to come back home. Ed says yes. Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Childhood Friends, Growing Apart, Road Trips, reconnecting, Friends to Lovers, Some angst, Happy Ending
August 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
Using this to make up fancier insults for my enemies
Screenshot of book cover for “the negative trait thesaurus”
August 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
Well, mark me down as scared AND horny.
August 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
Sorry one more thing real quick
August 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
angy
August 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
#wipwednesday for a thing I’ve been writing in my head for like a year and writing with actual words for like a month.

Estranged childhood best friends embark on a long road trip when one of them decides to move back home. #ofmdfic
He waits awkwardly while Stede hugs Mary goodbye. Regardless of whatever weird thing is happening here, Ed does like her. Under different circumstances, they might have even been friends. He focuses on the mountains in the distances rather than the hushed, strained words three feet away. It’s March and there’s still plenty of snow on the ground. Even more in the distance. Do the mountains always have that much snow on them, year round? Murmurs of “I’ll text you at our first stop,” and “love you. You know that, right?” hang in the air, taunting him. Everything about this makes less and less sense with every passing moment. He tries not to listen, even when everything in his body is begging for more context. They’re going to be on the road for days on end—he will have his chance to ask. It has to come up. Mary breaks away from Stede and offers Ed a hug as well. Her body language is confusing, but the hug is sincere. “You’ll take turns driving, right?” she asks him. It doesn’t feel like she’s asking, though. He knows a command when he hears one.
August 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
Wow fake fan he’s right there
Screen grab of Jim Halpert from the office but with Shah Rukh Khan’s head and shoulders poorly edited over Jim.
August 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
Exactly 😌
Screenshot of online shopping for gummy popsicles with a little blurb that says “trending on socials 🔥” -a weird thing to include when shopping for groceries and def a negative thing in the grand scheme of capitalism BUT a good thing for kapow who loves these abominations and wants to keep having them 🥰
August 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
Used Gentlebeard as an ingredient when cooking on my Tamagotchi and they turned into Squid Ink Risotto 🦑
Blue tamagotchi pix in cooking screen with a pic of Gentlebeard as one of the ingredients Blue tamagotchi pix with food sceeen showing “squid ink risotto”
July 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
Actual footage of the Revenge guiding Ed and Stede into forever 🥰
July 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
Yeah well,
Stede after he said he said Ed’s fish was a loser, calling Ed a coward, which is basically also calling Ed a loser. The main point is that STEDE here is insulting Edward? Stede??? Her??? Sir sit down. (I love them both, do not come for me)
July 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
This is hanging on the front door of the inn btw
#ofmd
A plaque that says “this home is protected by feline security” “I have 9 lives - you have 1” “Do the math!” The original image has a picture of a cat featured above the words, but I have expertly edited the image so that Edward Teach in his kraken era is slapped over where the cat was.
July 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
Stede’s POV in “Every Snowflake Is Different (Just Like You)”

(archiveofourown.org/works/52895905 by @oatmilktruther.bsky.social)
Picture of a ton of stuffies with text: “pov: you’re about to get the best pussy of your life but first you have to learn all their names”
July 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
Did you reply
This?
July 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
jrnlfulldoodles.bsky.social
Saw this the other day and was glad to find all the comments were in vehement disagreement.
Reddit screenshot: “I'm embarrassed to write fanfic because I think I'm too old. Discussion That's right, reddit! I'm 25 years old, married and with a stable job and my dream has always been to publish my book. I wrote a fanfic about ten years ago, it grew and matured with me, but I never had the courage to talk about it or publish it somewhere. Today I see books with Al, without soul and I think to myself if my time has passed and I should give up for good. I don't know, sometimes I feel like it's a wasted talent... sometimes I think I'm foolish, but I know it's shyness taking over, have you ever been through something like that?”
July 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM