The Jerk-off Ogre
@jrk-off-ogre.bsky.social
Sending psionic waves to the people of this great nation
Pinned
That song dirty white boy is about me and my struggle
I challenge any abacus to count all my sins dawg you cant handle my shit
September 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I challenge any abacus to count all my sins dawg you cant handle my shit
Striking a deal with the local deli's manager that if he gives me a life time supply of american cheese slices for grilled cheese based sex I'll leaving dead racoons at his mother's grave.
July 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Striking a deal with the local deli's manager that if he gives me a life time supply of american cheese slices for grilled cheese based sex I'll leaving dead racoons at his mother's grave.
Picture of my late father Herald. He died tragically in a bobsledding accident last august. It was like cool runnings but with more blood and concrete.
July 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Picture of my late father Herald. He died tragically in a bobsledding accident last august. It was like cool runnings but with more blood and concrete.
Me as soon as I sit down in my first class seat on the airplane to New Zealand: “Siri, resume play on 4 hour deepthroat compilation. Max volume.”
June 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Me as soon as I sit down in my first class seat on the airplane to New Zealand: “Siri, resume play on 4 hour deepthroat compilation. Max volume.”
Started thinking about the Pillsbury Dough Boy and got so scared it cured my erectile dysfunction. God bless America.
May 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Started thinking about the Pillsbury Dough Boy and got so scared it cured my erectile dysfunction. God bless America.
Join me next yesterday when I start my new career as the very first Nokia N-Gage streamer over on Mixer. Thanks to Roosterteeth for the sponsorship.
May 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Join me next yesterday when I start my new career as the very first Nokia N-Gage streamer over on Mixer. Thanks to Roosterteeth for the sponsorship.
Me when i see da big boobie
May 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Me when i see da big boobie
The last picture taken of my great grand ogre before he got disintegrated by a Vietnamese toddler with a hotwired panini maker.
May 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The last picture taken of my great grand ogre before he got disintegrated by a Vietnamese toddler with a hotwired panini maker.
“K-kyaa! A-a-an indirect kiss…!” I say covering my blushing face after being handed a crack pipe from a guy who looks like if Gollum from lord of the rings was from Eugene, Oregon.
April 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
“K-kyaa! A-a-an indirect kiss…!” I say covering my blushing face after being handed a crack pipe from a guy who looks like if Gollum from lord of the rings was from Eugene, Oregon.
Slipped my uber driver one of these bad boys as a tip
April 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Slipped my uber driver one of these bad boys as a tip
All Dogs go to Heaven 4: Pandemonium
April 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
All Dogs go to Heaven 4: Pandemonium
Siri, google cowboys that are gay but they’re like, chill about it
April 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Siri, google cowboys that are gay but they’re like, chill about it
founding father
March 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
founding father
dead or alive yor cumming
March 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
dead or alive yor cumming
Gonna hit this move at the pussy museum
March 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Gonna hit this move at the pussy museum
Happy birthday women. You scare me
March 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Happy birthday women. You scare me
I'm so fucking smart and you're all just jealous
February 28, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I'm so fucking smart and you're all just jealous
Pussy flavored watermelon
February 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Pussy flavored watermelon
If your posture is too straight you fucking work for hitler
December 3, 2024 at 8:53 AM
If your posture is too straight you fucking work for hitler
My sources confirm that Margaret Thatcher's pussy did indeed taste like moth balls
December 3, 2024 at 8:52 AM
My sources confirm that Margaret Thatcher's pussy did indeed taste like moth balls
It’s me again. The castration sensation sweeping the nation.
November 24, 2024 at 4:44 AM
It’s me again. The castration sensation sweeping the nation.
Dolphins have bald guy swag
November 24, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Dolphins have bald guy swag
Thinking about karate and cookie dough
November 24, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Thinking about karate and cookie dough
500 cigarettes is pussy numbers. Don’t fucking speak to me until you’ve done 800 hookah huffs, dipshit
November 24, 2024 at 4:43 AM
500 cigarettes is pussy numbers. Don’t fucking speak to me until you’ve done 800 hookah huffs, dipshit