J.R. Jenks
@jrjenks.bsky.social
If you reply just to point out that I'm a reply guy, what does that make you?
That's wonderful!
I'm giving that issue to a teen reader for Christmas and I'll drop her that link, too.
I'm giving that issue to a teen reader for Christmas and I'll drop her that link, too.
December 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
That's wonderful!
I'm giving that issue to a teen reader for Christmas and I'll drop her that link, too.
I'm giving that issue to a teen reader for Christmas and I'll drop her that link, too.
Dude, no. Don't put the words "dead" and his name in the same post.
You scared the Bubba Ho-Tep out of me with that.
You scared the Bubba Ho-Tep out of me with that.
December 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Dude, no. Don't put the words "dead" and his name in the same post.
You scared the Bubba Ho-Tep out of me with that.
You scared the Bubba Ho-Tep out of me with that.
The first chapter in the Tumb B. Ling series.
I always wondered why they didn't use the correct pluralization and call it "Tumb B. Ling: Oxen".
I always wondered why they didn't use the correct pluralization and call it "Tumb B. Ling: Oxen".
December 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The first chapter in the Tumb B. Ling series.
I always wondered why they didn't use the correct pluralization and call it "Tumb B. Ling: Oxen".
I always wondered why they didn't use the correct pluralization and call it "Tumb B. Ling: Oxen".
My uncle had a dog nicknamed "Expeller of Evil".
A daily Gas Busters chewable cured that right up.
A daily Gas Busters chewable cured that right up.
December 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
My uncle had a dog nicknamed "Expeller of Evil".
A daily Gas Busters chewable cured that right up.
A daily Gas Busters chewable cured that right up.
(Please don't continue this limerick. I regret posting that line already.)
December 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
(Please don't continue this limerick. I regret posting that line already.)
"There once was an orange man from Queens..."
December 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"There once was an orange man from Queens..."
CORN? I DON'T REMEMBER EATING CORN.
(Actual first text I ever sent a coworker.)
(Actual first text I ever sent a coworker.)
December 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
CORN? I DON'T REMEMBER EATING CORN.
(Actual first text I ever sent a coworker.)
(Actual first text I ever sent a coworker.)
I really want to love Detective Chimp, but I've never read or seen anything that does it for me.
Any recommendations?
Any recommendations?
December 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I really want to love Detective Chimp, but I've never read or seen anything that does it for me.
Any recommendations?
Any recommendations?
Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it…
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie says god help us in the future
Alt: From PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE (1958), The Amazing Criswell says "God help us... in the future!" while fading both into the background and to black.
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it…
"Jeez, Hal! Who died and put you in charge?!?"
December 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"Jeez, Hal! Who died and put you in charge?!?"
Sure thing, Fortress Lad.
(It's worth a Google.)
(It's worth a Google.)
December 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Sure thing, Fortress Lad.
(It's worth a Google.)
(It's worth a Google.)
How many things have been named after him that can have "Memorial^" scrawled onto the sign?
December 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
How many things have been named after him that can have "Memorial^" scrawled onto the sign?
Some days, you just can't get rid of a tannenbaum.
December 19, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Some days, you just can't get rid of a tannenbaum.
Why didn't the smugglers put all those bags of meth INSIDE the car?
December 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Why didn't the smugglers put all those bags of meth INSIDE the car?
The sign is every failed stand-up comedian who thinks their audience "just doesn't get it".
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The sign is every failed stand-up comedian who thinks their audience "just doesn't get it".
Matthew is the rat in the house who definitely ate the ice cream.
December 17, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Matthew is the rat in the house who definitely ate the ice cream.
I identify more with that green fella.
December 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I identify more with that green fella.
Is "raspberry" the color or the flavor?
December 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Is "raspberry" the color or the flavor?
What they should have blocked is that theme song.
An earworm that has plagued me since it first aired.
An earworm that has plagued me since it first aired.
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
What they should have blocked is that theme song.
An earworm that has plagued me since it first aired.
An earworm that has plagued me since it first aired.
Has some TikToker sung this article to the tune of Slow Dancing yet?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swayin%...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swayin%...
Swayin' to the Music (Slow Dancing) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Has some TikToker sung this article to the tune of Slow Dancing yet?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swayin%...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swayin%...
See also "What happened to the Klingons gods?"
December 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
See also "What happened to the Klingons gods?"