Jonathan Rimorin
@jrimorin.bsky.social
Old. Wears pants rolled and walks along beach. Dares to eat peach
No one ever regards the first of January with indifference.
January 1, 2026 at 9:55 PM
No one ever regards the first of January with indifference.
It took defending public radio for me to subscribe to all the NPR podcasts I've just been skipping ads for, but here we are, and here I am
July 18, 2025 at 8:34 AM
It took defending public radio for me to subscribe to all the NPR podcasts I've just been skipping ads for, but here we are, and here I am
Sunny day in a hammock, kid sleeping against my chest: cherish this moment, when mostly everyone I love is alive at the same moment, and bank it for when times seem bleak
February 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Sunny day in a hammock, kid sleeping against my chest: cherish this moment, when mostly everyone I love is alive at the same moment, and bank it for when times seem bleak
I just remembered this social network exists. Nice to see it still alive and thriving, as it is nice to be alive and thriving with all the alive and thriving
December 14, 2024 at 5:08 PM
I just remembered this social network exists. Nice to see it still alive and thriving, as it is nice to be alive and thriving with all the alive and thriving
Wait, are ALCHEMIC and ALCHEMICAL not words anymore?
January 7, 2024 at 8:24 AM
Wait, are ALCHEMIC and ALCHEMICAL not words anymore?
Randomly picked a Simpsons episode to watch and it was S33E6 "A Serious Flanders." Best Coen Bros. homage ever, and that's including the Fargo TV show
December 22, 2023 at 5:12 AM
Randomly picked a Simpsons episode to watch and it was S33E6 "A Serious Flanders." Best Coen Bros. homage ever, and that's including the Fargo TV show
I just figured out why my apartment was so warm - apparently my oven has been on for days.
I couldn't turn it off. So I flipped the breaker and cut power to everything.
Now sitting here in the most wonderful silence
I couldn't turn it off. So I flipped the breaker and cut power to everything.
Now sitting here in the most wonderful silence
December 20, 2023 at 12:42 AM
I just figured out why my apartment was so warm - apparently my oven has been on for days.
I couldn't turn it off. So I flipped the breaker and cut power to everything.
Now sitting here in the most wonderful silence
I couldn't turn it off. So I flipped the breaker and cut power to everything.
Now sitting here in the most wonderful silence
Clipping coupons from my three feet CVS receipts and suddenly feeling connected to a matrimonial legacy of similarly frugal Filipinos
December 14, 2023 at 10:30 PM
Clipping coupons from my three feet CVS receipts and suddenly feeling connected to a matrimonial legacy of similarly frugal Filipinos
Gute Krampusnacht alles
December 11, 2023 at 11:20 PM
Gute Krampusnacht alles
Reposted by Jonathan Rimorin
just learned the Swahili word "shagalabagala" which roughly means "chaos as usual". such a great mouthfeel on that mf
December 10, 2023 at 3:14 AM
just learned the Swahili word "shagalabagala" which roughly means "chaos as usual". such a great mouthfeel on that mf
Just realised that the fact no one from the future has visited me confirms that my proofs for time travel won't be unearthed after my death
December 2, 2023 at 5:01 AM
Just realised that the fact no one from the future has visited me confirms that my proofs for time travel won't be unearthed after my death
Hey everyone: I highly recommend everyone watch SALTBURN and view Barry Keoghan's magnificent achievement. Also his acting.
November 26, 2023 at 7:30 PM
Hey everyone: I highly recommend everyone watch SALTBURN and view Barry Keoghan's magnificent achievement. Also his acting.
I have never seen RuPaul's Drag Race, primarily because I have always envisioned it a version of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, with drag queens racing dune buggies toward a fabulous destination. I shall not be disabused
November 24, 2023 at 1:08 AM
I have never seen RuPaul's Drag Race, primarily because I have always envisioned it a version of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, with drag queens racing dune buggies toward a fabulous destination. I shall not be disabused
Subscribed to YouTube Premium so as not to suffer ads while being rickroll'd
November 17, 2023 at 3:43 PM
Subscribed to YouTube Premium so as not to suffer ads while being rickroll'd
My 3 year old nephew now ends his conversations with, "If you like this content, don't forget to like and subscribe." My brother is raising his kid right
October 22, 2023 at 4:51 PM
My 3 year old nephew now ends his conversations with, "If you like this content, don't forget to like and subscribe." My brother is raising his kid right
Study after Bacon's Portrait of Pope Innocent X
October 19, 2023 at 4:27 AM
Study after Bacon's Portrait of Pope Innocent X
Scenes of martyrdom in movies - Passion of Joan of Arc, Silence, Breaking The Waves - tear my Catholic core completely.
Except Donnie Darko. That movie be dumb
Except Donnie Darko. That movie be dumb
October 11, 2023 at 4:11 AM
Scenes of martyrdom in movies - Passion of Joan of Arc, Silence, Breaking The Waves - tear my Catholic core completely.
Except Donnie Darko. That movie be dumb
Except Donnie Darko. That movie be dumb
WH was being given his schedule by his handler but kept looking at me; finally he told her, "Look, I have to be with my people," and came to me and took my hand. Gruß Gott, I said, was gibt er doch? He was confused. Things continued apace, in a Herzogian way.
I wonder if that story is in the book.
I wonder if that story is in the book.
October 10, 2023 at 7:46 PM
WH was being given his schedule by his handler but kept looking at me; finally he told her, "Look, I have to be with my people," and came to me and took my hand. Gruß Gott, I said, was gibt er doch? He was confused. Things continued apace, in a Herzogian way.
I wonder if that story is in the book.
I wonder if that story is in the book.
Scorsese's SILENCE is just so goddamn good
October 10, 2023 at 5:51 AM
Scorsese's SILENCE is just so goddamn good
Expanding Taco Tuesday to Monday
October 9, 2023 at 8:46 PM
Expanding Taco Tuesday to Monday
Mam: Son, you need a partner. Someone who will take care of you when you are sick.
Me: Like a nurse.
Mam: Someone who will love you.
Me: Like Alexa.
Mam: Someone who'll rub Vicks on your back.
Me: OK. I'll marry and make that person the happiest widow ever.
Mam: Jesus Christ.
Me: He's taken.
Me: Like a nurse.
Mam: Someone who will love you.
Me: Like Alexa.
Mam: Someone who'll rub Vicks on your back.
Me: OK. I'll marry and make that person the happiest widow ever.
Mam: Jesus Christ.
Me: He's taken.
October 8, 2023 at 5:10 PM
Mam: Son, you need a partner. Someone who will take care of you when you are sick.
Me: Like a nurse.
Mam: Someone who will love you.
Me: Like Alexa.
Mam: Someone who'll rub Vicks on your back.
Me: OK. I'll marry and make that person the happiest widow ever.
Mam: Jesus Christ.
Me: He's taken.
Me: Like a nurse.
Mam: Someone who will love you.
Me: Like Alexa.
Mam: Someone who'll rub Vicks on your back.
Me: OK. I'll marry and make that person the happiest widow ever.
Mam: Jesus Christ.
Me: He's taken.
Waiting in the room at the doctor. Why is it when things go wrong, they go catastrophically wrong?
October 2, 2023 at 5:07 PM
Waiting in the room at the doctor. Why is it when things go wrong, they go catastrophically wrong?
Loved THE CREATOR. Seems like the Vietnam War sci-fi movie that Gareth Edward's wanted Rogue One to be, before Disney chickened out
October 2, 2023 at 5:11 AM
Loved THE CREATOR. Seems like the Vietnam War sci-fi movie that Gareth Edward's wanted Rogue One to be, before Disney chickened out