Querying YA fantasy
#Revpit 2025 shortlisted
I’m a YA writer, former English and creative writing teacher, and mom of 2. If you’re into quirky characters, solving mysteries, and stories with a wee bit of magic, I’m your girl!
Also, I post funny things my toddler says.
Me: Remember we walked about this? Your body needs to adjust, so do your best to rest.
4: I don’t want to rest! I want to go back to the old time!
Same, buddy. Same.
Me: Remember we walked about this? Your body needs to adjust, so do your best to rest.
4: I don’t want to rest! I want to go back to the old time!
Same, buddy. Same.
This year? 4 complimented everyone.
“I like your pumpkins!”
“I like your spooky skeletons!”
“Your decorations are amazing!”
My heart kept melting ❤️
This year? 4 complimented everyone.
“I like your pumpkins!”
“I like your spooky skeletons!”
“Your decorations are amazing!”
My heart kept melting ❤️
Mommy! Help me! My blankie is unbuckled and I’m cold!
Mommy! Help me! My blankie is unbuckled and I’m cold!
But getting up at 5:30 to work out? My body is certain it needs to prepare for the apocalypse. Quick! Get in a million calories then take a huge nap!
But getting up at 5:30 to work out? My body is certain it needs to prepare for the apocalypse. Quick! Get in a million calories then take a huge nap!
Well, friends, here we are. No more rushing around to cram this in or prioritize my body last. Just me sweating in the garage at 5:45 am.
Well, friends, here we are. No more rushing around to cram this in or prioritize my body last. Just me sweating in the garage at 5:45 am.
I just jumped back in and, man, my palms are gross and my heart is beating fast. I keep telling myself I’m just typing my name into an online form, but my body is pretty sure I’m about to step on stage to perform an intricate Italian aria.
I just jumped back in and, man, my palms are gross and my heart is beating fast. I keep telling myself I’m just typing my name into an online form, but my body is pretty sure I’m about to step on stage to perform an intricate Italian aria.
The sweetest boy.
The sweetest boy.
Me: You do? Like what?
4 (whispering): Like “I don’t love you” and “that’s dumb”
Me: You do? Like what?
4 (whispering): Like “I don’t love you” and “that’s dumb”
Me: …And in those buildings they do science and math…
4: Do they build evil robots there?
Me: If they’re building evil robots anywhere on campus, that’d be the place.
4: I want to go there.
Me: …And in those buildings they do science and math…
4: Do they build evil robots there?
Me: If they’re building evil robots anywhere on campus, that’d be the place.
4: I want to go there.
The best part about these revisions? They’re FUN. Get after it, darlings.
The best part about these revisions? They’re FUN. Get after it, darlings.
Right now, their money is on him spontaneously developing a British accent.
Right now, their money is on him spontaneously developing a British accent.
Me: Like it hurts?
4: Yeah.
Oh no.
Me: Like it hurts?
4: Yeah.
Oh no.
Other mom: You really need to have a man on your staff if you want to be taken seriously as a coach.
Excuse me? I don’t need a man for anything, let alone to legitimize the choices I make or the leaderahip roles I assume.
Other mom: You really need to have a man on your staff if you want to be taken seriously as a coach.
Excuse me? I don’t need a man for anything, let alone to legitimize the choices I make or the leaderahip roles I assume.
Then 9 started volleyball camp. I honestly didn’t know there were so many tall moms in one small-ish geographic area, let alone a whole bunch of them with several inches on me.
Then 9 started volleyball camp. I honestly didn’t know there were so many tall moms in one small-ish geographic area, let alone a whole bunch of them with several inches on me.
My youngest is now old enough that I can read physical books again without worrying he will A) tear it to shreds, B) smash snacks between the pages, C) color in it.
We’re still working on not removing bookmarks, but hey, this is major progress!
My youngest is now old enough that I can read physical books again without worrying he will A) tear it to shreds, B) smash snacks between the pages, C) color in it.
We’re still working on not removing bookmarks, but hey, this is major progress!
My body’s version of this is releasing the tension I didn’t realize I was carrying in my shoulders.
My body’s version of this is releasing the tension I didn’t realize I was carrying in my shoulders.
Take, for example, sleeping when your baby sleeps. Mine is now 3yrs old. He sleeps a solid 11 hours. And sometimes I still go to bed when he does.
Take, for example, sleeping when your baby sleeps. Mine is now 3yrs old. He sleeps a solid 11 hours. And sometimes I still go to bed when he does.
I think I need to pivot to something more quirky and fun, something with a touch of magic.
That’s more my brand anyway.
I think I need to pivot to something more quirky and fun, something with a touch of magic.
That’s more my brand anyway.