Introducing Dork 100, our month long 100th issue celebration featuring Sports Team, Antony Szmierek, Black Honey, Divorce, Courting, piri & tommy, Lime Garden and more

FKA Twigs naming her album

Spotify recreating reggae in the aggregate

In 'The Muppet Christmas Carol', Kermit's frog children have regular eyes, which means Kermit's weird goat pupils aren't normal or a genetic abnormality of his family line, but instead a symptom of some undiagnosed condition which could one day render him blind and leave his family in the workhouse

Master Peace is the special guest on tonight's festive edition of Down With Boring

Will be bothering bands and then bothering...songs? at Butlins in early January, which feels like a logical progression of my life at this point

Had a great time in Hong Kong last weekend watching Japanese hip-hop at Clockenflap festival and eating chicken feet (the former being much more enjoyable than the latter) - read all about it right here:

Had a lovely time at Fontaines at Ally Pally on Friday, as is visible.....here:

Real indication of the decline of Western society that Clooney has been replaced by Beckham on the Nespresso adverts

A lot of weirdly sincere American nerds on here, aren't there

My only reason for downloading this app is to say that I hate the the Coal Drops Yard 'Christmas Tree' so much that I'm close to being radicalised into joining Facebook Nostalgia groups to post about how we used to be a proper country