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I am eight feet tall, have 17 children, and I’m terrible at describing myself. I do have epilepsy and have had three brain surgeries, those are true things.
Hold my calls (I do not have any calls).
October 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Hold my calls (I do not have any calls).
Post something random or have an awful October
September 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Post something random or have an awful October
RFK Jr in this hearing:
September 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
RFK Jr in this hearing:
Post a pic of you that’s not actually you.
June 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Post a pic of you that’s not actually you.
Reminds me of Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy.
June 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Reminds me of Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy.
Get in, losers, we all are going to die.
May 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Get in, losers, we all are going to die.
I really wish we could get a law with exactly this purpose passed and signed in PA.
As an epileptic runner who has had a bunch of seizures on the trail and woken up in ambulances & then gotten these kinds of bills in the mail, months ago I started carrying this note in my hand as I’m running. 🙃
As an epileptic runner who has had a bunch of seizures on the trail and woken up in ambulances & then gotten these kinds of bills in the mail, months ago I started carrying this note in my hand as I’m running. 🙃
May 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I really wish we could get a law with exactly this purpose passed and signed in PA.
As an epileptic runner who has had a bunch of seizures on the trail and woken up in ambulances & then gotten these kinds of bills in the mail, months ago I started carrying this note in my hand as I’m running. 🙃
As an epileptic runner who has had a bunch of seizures on the trail and woken up in ambulances & then gotten these kinds of bills in the mail, months ago I started carrying this note in my hand as I’m running. 🙃
Shamelessly chiming in here to show our Wall-io.
May 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Shamelessly chiming in here to show our Wall-io.
Not the answer they’re looking for, but true nonetheless.
April 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Not the answer they’re looking for, but true nonetheless.
Just saying, we’ll have President Vance if Vladimir Putin ever paints a tunnel on the side of a mountain.
February 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Just saying, we’ll have President Vance if Vladimir Putin ever paints a tunnel on the side of a mountain.
If we’re going to have someone with terrible ideas for cars in charge of our government, I’d much rather have this guy.
February 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
If we’re going to have someone with terrible ideas for cars in charge of our government, I’d much rather have this guy.
Not that any year’s entrance in my lifetime has been all that graceful, but it really feels like 2025 is coming in like this:
December 31, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Not that any year’s entrance in my lifetime has been all that graceful, but it really feels like 2025 is coming in like this:
Two days ago I got out of the hospital after three days in there for intestinal issues, and now I’m sitting here eating a pile of fried chicken. If nothing else, it’s an excuse to reference this classic ‘Far Side.’
December 27, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Two days ago I got out of the hospital after three days in there for intestinal issues, and now I’m sitting here eating a pile of fried chicken. If nothing else, it’s an excuse to reference this classic ‘Far Side.’
post somebody you’ve been told you look like who you definitely don’t look like
December 8, 2024 at 5:51 PM
post somebody you’ve been told you look like who you definitely don’t look like
It’ll be a little while before I come down from the high of yesterday’s Philadelphia Marathon. Such a great experience, wonderful people, got to high-five my family near mile 20, and finished without having a seizure. Excellent day! #EpilepsyAwarenessMonth
November 25, 2024 at 5:30 PM
It’ll be a little while before I come down from the high of yesterday’s Philadelphia Marathon. Such a great experience, wonderful people, got to high-five my family near mile 20, and finished without having a seizure. Excellent day! #EpilepsyAwarenessMonth
Really hoping Trump now turns to someone every bit as qualified as Matt Gaetz to be Attorney General. Such as:
November 21, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Really hoping Trump now turns to someone every bit as qualified as Matt Gaetz to be Attorney General. Such as:
Can’t go wrong on a Monday morning (or any other morning for that matter) with Ólafur Arnalds.
November 18, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Can’t go wrong on a Monday morning (or any other morning for that matter) with Ólafur Arnalds.