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jrempel
@jrempel.bsky.social
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She / her; they / them.
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Me when academic publishers proudly announce new generative AI tools that will "summarize" articles:
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Me, anxiously stuffing my face in the background.
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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It's man-dog (or dog-man) day on Bluesky.
The first post in the image is a Heathcliff cartoon featuring a dog with a man's head. The second post is a photo featuring a man with a dog's head.
October 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Dafuq?
A corner house in Amsterdam. A gable stone reads "D'FUYK".
October 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Me watching the Ryan Murphy Ed Gein series.
Young cartoon woman in theatre seat with tears in her eyes and a slight smile. The captions read This shit... is so ass.
October 7, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Thanks, uh, Business Insider?
A screen shot from Business Insider. I man with an exaggeratedly confused face is looking at a puzzle piece, and holding another one. The title reads "MYTH: The hymen is a sheet of tissue that blocks a women's vagina." Below the image the test reads simply "Wrong".
September 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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July 4, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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Overseen in Amsterdam. 🤭
A collage poster shows Andrew Tate, Jordan Peterson, and some other guy I don't know but I'm sure he's a jerk. They have potatoes / potato eyes / mashed potatoes on their heads and the caption reads Punch Patriarchal Posers.
June 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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I would describe my artistic style as "Gerhard Richter meets Jim Davis".
A small square painting depicts a sunset with a Garfield phone floating serenely in the right foreground.
May 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Truly, there is a Simpsons meme for everything.
May 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Planning my summer holidays.
A screen shot fro Google Earth displaying the Netherlands, and part of Germany and Belgium. A red place marker in Rotterdam indicates The Revolving Toilet by Sanitronics.
April 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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My job is fun because I end up stumbling across weird stuff like this all the time. 🧸😱💀
A screen shot from the journal eTropic. The article is titled Man-Eating Teddy Bears of the Scrub: Exploring the Australian Drop Bear Urban Legend. The authors are Catherine Livingston, Felise Goldfinch, and Rhian Morgan. Affiliated with James Cook University, Australia
April 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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No tolerance for loser talk.
Screen shot of muted words and tags. I am forever muting the phrase "We're so fucked".
February 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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I suspect this is true for a not-insignifant number of right wingers...
January 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Living your life to impress other men by hating women is one of the most embarrassing things I can imagine. Looking up to any of these men for how to live your life is even sadder. I’ve worked hard to keep these kinds of men out of my personal life, to keep them away from me, out of my goddamn sight. Now they are in my face daily, not only influencing the world for the worse but making me nauseous at how uncool and pathetic they are, on top of their other sins. It’s too much, I can’t take it, there needs to be a change. It’s time for us to start getting revenge on the nerds.
January 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Reminds me of Karl Heinzen. Very illuminating! archive.org/details/rant...
January 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Advertise your account with one Simpsons image.
Homer Simpson stands in the middle of a street, a look of goofy revelation on his face. Corpses and body parts litter the pavement at his feet. The caption reads, "I can't just wallow in sadness. It's time to laugh again!"
January 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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December 26, 2024 at 6:21 AM
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November 6, 2024 at 7:49 AM
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Longlegs (2024)
August 1, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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*Trent Reznor voice*

Hey pig.
A friendly pig in a barnyard.
March 4, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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.... Nah.
Screen shot of Slate page suggesting an article entitled "Why I killed my cat" to the reader. Illustrated by a mean-looking cartoon cat.
February 25, 2024 at 6:34 PM