Rel the Boricua Bicyclist 🇵🇷
@jrelford.bsky.social
Dad, cyclist, triathlete, fireman. In that order. Proud Puerto Rican. Not so proud American. Send memes.
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My feed is still too political. Trying to get my actual interests on the algorithm sooo...here's a pic of my trusty triathlon steed. The Dolan TR1. Any other triathletes or cyclists out there? Show me your rig! More bike photos to follow.
April 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Please bring back chubby Kelly Clarkson.
March 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Please bring back chubby Kelly Clarkson.
Português is my default language that I will speak in an attempt to not interact with people. Everyone knows basic Spanish, but the awkward silence that follows "Eu não falo inglês" is just *chefs kiss*...
January 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Português is my default language that I will speak in an attempt to not interact with people. Everyone knows basic Spanish, but the awkward silence that follows "Eu não falo inglês" is just *chefs kiss*...
Debí tirar más fotos antes de que murieron
Ahora estoy solo y siempre llorando.
Thanks Benito for...opening that depressing can of worms. 😭😭😭🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷 #DTmF #badbunny #boricua #diasporican
Ahora estoy solo y siempre llorando.
Thanks Benito for...opening that depressing can of worms. 😭😭😭🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷 #DTmF #badbunny #boricua #diasporican
January 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Debí tirar más fotos antes de que murieron
Ahora estoy solo y siempre llorando.
Thanks Benito for...opening that depressing can of worms. 😭😭😭🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷 #DTmF #badbunny #boricua #diasporican
Ahora estoy solo y siempre llorando.
Thanks Benito for...opening that depressing can of worms. 😭😭😭🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷 #DTmF #badbunny #boricua #diasporican
At the National Fire Academy this week getting prepared for the next step in my career.
Here stands a cold, quiet reminder:
"Do. Good. Work."
Here stands a cold, quiet reminder:
"Do. Good. Work."
January 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
At the National Fire Academy this week getting prepared for the next step in my career.
Here stands a cold, quiet reminder:
"Do. Good. Work."
Here stands a cold, quiet reminder:
"Do. Good. Work."
A STATE'S RIGHT TO DO WHAT???????
January 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
A STATE'S RIGHT TO DO WHAT???????
Fine. I'll start up a new Skyrim campaign.
"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?"
"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?"
January 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Fine. I'll start up a new Skyrim campaign.
"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?"
"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?"
2025 me is going to walk into every room like I was sent by God as divine punishment.
January 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
2025 me is going to walk into every room like I was sent by God as divine punishment.
Relevant tiktok
No balas al aire!! #boricua #caribbean #puertorico #puertorico🇵🇷
TikTok video by El Mismo Día
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January 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Relevant tiktok
Joker 2.
What the fuck did I just watch?
What the fuck did I just watch?
January 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Joker 2.
What the fuck did I just watch?
What the fuck did I just watch?
Randomly finding a koozy that belongs to someone else in your home and then texting them ransom photos. "You'll never see this again Laura! Hahahahaha!!!"
December 26, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Randomly finding a koozy that belongs to someone else in your home and then texting them ransom photos. "You'll never see this again Laura! Hahahahaha!!!"
Ok fine Bruno Mars. I'll watch Attack on Titan.
Right after I finish the entirety of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Also, why is Josuke such an asshole to his mom?
Right after I finish the entirety of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Also, why is Josuke such an asshole to his mom?
December 24, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Ok fine Bruno Mars. I'll watch Attack on Titan.
Right after I finish the entirety of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Also, why is Josuke such an asshole to his mom?
Right after I finish the entirety of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Also, why is Josuke such an asshole to his mom?
Things that live rent free in my head - an ex girlfriend's mom showing me a cookbook she had that was basically "a modern Christian Woman's guide to cooking for negroes" that she got from her grandmother.
Allegedly, we like blueberries in gelatin.
I know she meant well but...yikes.
Allegedly, we like blueberries in gelatin.
I know she meant well but...yikes.
December 21, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Things that live rent free in my head - an ex girlfriend's mom showing me a cookbook she had that was basically "a modern Christian Woman's guide to cooking for negroes" that she got from her grandmother.
Allegedly, we like blueberries in gelatin.
I know she meant well but...yikes.
Allegedly, we like blueberries in gelatin.
I know she meant well but...yikes.
Chelsea Green is a mashup of Gina Linetti and Rosa Diaz from Brooklyn 99. I will not elaborate and you cannot change my mind. #WWE #Brooklyn99
December 15, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Chelsea Green is a mashup of Gina Linetti and Rosa Diaz from Brooklyn 99. I will not elaborate and you cannot change my mind. #WWE #Brooklyn99
Things I heard at the grocery store part 1.
"If I wanted to argue all day long I would have stayed with your mother!" - random man to his visibly agitated son
"If I wanted to argue all day long I would have stayed with your mother!" - random man to his visibly agitated son
December 6, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Things I heard at the grocery store part 1.
"If I wanted to argue all day long I would have stayed with your mother!" - random man to his visibly agitated son
"If I wanted to argue all day long I would have stayed with your mother!" - random man to his visibly agitated son
Michael Jackson was absolutely a grimy Indiana dude for real. Imagine strutting up into a man's house, hitting the griddy while singing about how you used to get down with his wife, and then turning into sand and disappearing?
Fuckin diabolical.
Fuckin diabolical.
December 6, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Michael Jackson was absolutely a grimy Indiana dude for real. Imagine strutting up into a man's house, hitting the griddy while singing about how you used to get down with his wife, and then turning into sand and disappearing?
Fuckin diabolical.
Fuckin diabolical.
I remember when my son was born was the moment I became excessive with #PuertoRicanPride. Remembering that schools will teach him a very bigoted version of history, I realized I owed it to him to teach and show our history. My obit will read "brother, father, proud Boricua" and I think that's cool.
December 4, 2024 at 10:34 PM
I remember when my son was born was the moment I became excessive with #PuertoRicanPride. Remembering that schools will teach him a very bigoted version of history, I realized I owed it to him to teach and show our history. My obit will read "brother, father, proud Boricua" and I think that's cool.
Say what you will about pro wrestling but I love running and cycling to WWE theme songs. If you're attempting to bust a PR, nothing hits like Shinsuke Nakamura's WrestleMania 34 entrance. Absolute hype. Drop your favorite in the comments. #WWE
December 4, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Say what you will about pro wrestling but I love running and cycling to WWE theme songs. If you're attempting to bust a PR, nothing hits like Shinsuke Nakamura's WrestleMania 34 entrance. Absolute hype. Drop your favorite in the comments. #WWE
South Korea....yeah that's cool. Anyway so if I had a choice, I think I'd be an Oath of Vengeance Paladin, not an Oath of Devotion Paladin. No I will not elaborate.
December 4, 2024 at 4:25 AM
South Korea....yeah that's cool. Anyway so if I had a choice, I think I'd be an Oath of Vengeance Paladin, not an Oath of Devotion Paladin. No I will not elaborate.
Does anyone else have series finale anxiety? Superman and Lois series finale was last night and I can't bear to watch it. Just like so many comic book shows before it. If I don't watch it, then in my mind it's getting another season...eventually..right? #copeharder
December 3, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Does anyone else have series finale anxiety? Superman and Lois series finale was last night and I can't bear to watch it. Just like so many comic book shows before it. If I don't watch it, then in my mind it's getting another season...eventually..right? #copeharder
My feed is still too political. Trying to get my actual interests on the algorithm sooo...here's a pic of my trusty triathlon steed. The Dolan TR1. Any other triathletes or cyclists out there? Show me your rig! More bike photos to follow.
November 30, 2024 at 9:44 PM
My feed is still too political. Trying to get my actual interests on the algorithm sooo...here's a pic of my trusty triathlon steed. The Dolan TR1. Any other triathletes or cyclists out there? Show me your rig! More bike photos to follow.
@thenwmagpie.bsky.social idk how to dm but here's my process for Honey Bourbon Pork Belly Burnt Ends. Enjoy!
November 29, 2024 at 3:57 AM
@thenwmagpie.bsky.social idk how to dm but here's my process for Honey Bourbon Pork Belly Burnt Ends. Enjoy!