jordan perez
jrdnprz.nolayingup.com
jordan perez
@jrdnprz.nolayingup.com
another place to platform my nonsense
the jake knapp 59 is kinda like if antoine walker said the 4s quote in 2025
March 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
find me a better personality pic @chickphila.nolayingup.com
January 29, 2025 at 6:12 AM
the national championship is a wonderful reminder that the highest quality of haters are just college football fans (and i love it)
January 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
i fear all my screen time will just end up here
January 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
good morning. a reminder that:
- the us women’s amateur is at bandon dunes
- the us amateur is at olympic club
- the walker cup is at cypress point

bring me summer now!!!
January 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
happy doing the absolute least day to all of you
December 25, 2024 at 6:53 PM
walker cup loading………
December 25, 2024 at 2:18 AM
2024 is a year-long fever dream fartcoin does not faze me
December 19, 2024 at 12:37 AM
going to the bird app is so Noisy
December 18, 2024 at 10:22 PM
saw snow for the first time this weekend. was kinda gas
December 15, 2024 at 8:34 PM
i will miss dan mullen’s weekly top 25 brought to us by ms paint
December 13, 2024 at 12:34 AM
feels kinda silly that 3 of the best 50 players in the world (including a 2024 olympian/runner up at a major) have to play final stage lol
December 10, 2024 at 10:17 PM
pouring one out for my college heels after this weekend. the foot pain was unreal. my late 20s have caught up to me
December 9, 2024 at 5:43 PM
to anyone watching jags-titans you are directly responsible for climate change
December 8, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 5:20 PM
omg it’s the anniversary of “im taking my talents to trump national doral”
December 7, 2024 at 4:33 PM
the lpga is responsible, but some of the onus is definitely on the players to figure out how to be better salespeople (and some have, to their credit!)

if you want caitlin clarks, angel reeses, cameron brinks…a lot of it needs to be done individually. golfweek.usatoday.com/2024/12/05/l...
LPGA to lose $2 million in 2024 after adding staff, attempting to increase exposure
That the tour could lose money at a time of unprecedented growth in women’s sports set off alarm bells for some.
golfweek.usatoday.com
December 5, 2024 at 1:57 PM
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Boise State playing a game this Friday for either a bye to the CFP Quarterfinal with a win or a trip to the LA Bowl Hosted by Gronk with a loss might be the biggest stakes on a single game in the history of the sport.
December 4, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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We are all officially exploring the Bluesky space. Find us here!

go.bsky.app/Cyj7M8f
December 3, 2024 at 6:56 PM
whoever snitched to my dad about my mike norvell leader of losers tweet, you are why i’m on bluesky
December 2, 2024 at 8:45 PM
there are calls to regulate flag planting……i think we’ve reached peak CFB butthurt
December 1, 2024 at 6:07 PM
have u noticed all the irrational drake stans are still on the bird app. anyway i can’t stop listening to GNX. neither washed nor canceled
December 1, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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December 1, 2024 at 3:22 AM
it’s so bad. i think i love it???
November 30, 2024 at 5:30 AM
i wish daryl morey was the new liv ceo. the beefs would be unparalleled
November 27, 2024 at 11:40 PM