JRCézanne
@jrcezanne.bsky.social
*Perks up*
“I’m all ears”
“I’m all ears”
December 29, 2025 at 8:16 AM
*Perks up*
“I’m all ears”
“I’m all ears”
“You shouldn’t touch that social media kid. It’ll kill you.”
December 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
“You shouldn’t touch that social media kid. It’ll kill you.”
They’re one of those cultures where when they are allowed to let loose they’re just all in it seems.
December 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
They’re one of those cultures where when they are allowed to let loose they’re just all in it seems.
He changed all our lives
December 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
He changed all our lives
*Pauses Technology Connections*
Hmm?
Hmm?
December 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
*Pauses Technology Connections*
Hmm?
Hmm?
Oh this is actually because holiday pay is 2.5X normal pay
December 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Oh this is actually because holiday pay is 2.5X normal pay
I work at a federal job site so it actually the reverse for me since you can easily make $500 a shift on holidays.
December 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I work at a federal job site so it actually the reverse for me since you can easily make $500 a shift on holidays.
Oof, getting laughed at for your secret mountain lair is pretty devastating.
December 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Oof, getting laughed at for your secret mountain lair is pretty devastating.
This is the only way I ever hear about them honestly.
December 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
This is the only way I ever hear about them honestly.
It took me a second to notice the video so I just thought you were saying beanies mean ur a top and I was so confused.
December 22, 2025 at 10:33 AM
It took me a second to notice the video so I just thought you were saying beanies mean ur a top and I was so confused.
… I’m just gonna say I really like mine.
December 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
… I’m just gonna say I really like mine.
Could be making gelato or macarons or something.
December 21, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Could be making gelato or macarons or something.
Just federalize already. Make the US be shocked and confused at everyone banding together because we’re being such asshole idiots.
December 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Just federalize already. Make the US be shocked and confused at everyone banding together because we’re being such asshole idiots.
They actually created the piss cops? Don’t see the cops being put on this duty being mocked and berated by everyone resulting in any problems.
December 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
They actually created the piss cops? Don’t see the cops being put on this duty being mocked and berated by everyone resulting in any problems.
@bosh.worstpossible.world This is when theater saves us right?
December 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
@bosh.worstpossible.world This is when theater saves us right?
I’m just gonna throw this out there. Petty god kings are a type of mayor and as such you will have to talk about ancient Anatolian settlements at some point.
December 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I’m just gonna throw this out there. Petty god kings are a type of mayor and as such you will have to talk about ancient Anatolian settlements at some point.
Anglo Obelix is such a fucked vibe to me.
December 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Anglo Obelix is such a fucked vibe to me.
The theme better be playin in a constant loop otherwise it’s disrespecting blue collar cyborg slaves.
December 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The theme better be playin in a constant loop otherwise it’s disrespecting blue collar cyborg slaves.
They’re trying to become British Laybour, to do that they have to actively do as little as possible.
December 4, 2025 at 11:34 AM
They’re trying to become British Laybour, to do that they have to actively do as little as possible.
He was too busy getting laid.
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 AM
He was too busy getting laid.
I’m kinda proud of myself for asking you to fly something big and dumb like this.
a silver rv has a license plate that says i love banks
ALT: a silver rv has a license plate that says i love banks
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November 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I’m kinda proud of myself for asking you to fly something big and dumb like this.
Cheval by Sexy Sushi starts blasting out of nowhere.
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Cheval by Sexy Sushi starts blasting out of nowhere.
“Stop resisting, we are just trying to help you.”
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
“Stop resisting, we are just trying to help you.”