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"Real" wars. 🙄
November 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"Real" wars. 🙄
Not usually boob-specific scents. Usually just smells like whatever peronal care products. Caveat on lactators, though. Then they largely smell of milk.
October 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Not usually boob-specific scents. Usually just smells like whatever peronal care products. Caveat on lactators, though. Then they largely smell of milk.
Will be interesting to see if any officers get fired as a result of refusing illegal orders.
October 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Will be interesting to see if any officers get fired as a result of refusing illegal orders.
See also: War on Drugs, War on Poverty, and Global War on Terror.
September 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
See also: War on Drugs, War on Poverty, and Global War on Terror.
The wall is in the northern hemisphere. Not much of that black paint is going to see direct sunlight.
August 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The wall is in the northern hemisphere. Not much of that black paint is going to see direct sunlight.
Here, our king's guards are know to carouse 'til the cock doth crow. Then they fall to slumber whilst standing in our lords chambers. Some have had their swords pilfered from their sheathes whilst standing the watch. Mayhaps their bonuses could be spent buying new swords for the armory.
August 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Here, our king's guards are know to carouse 'til the cock doth crow. Then they fall to slumber whilst standing in our lords chambers. Some have had their swords pilfered from their sheathes whilst standing the watch. Mayhaps their bonuses could be spent buying new swords for the armory.
I can just imaginne the horrible tan lines. Ouch.
August 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I can just imaginne the horrible tan lines. Ouch.
"Zero. Zero. Zero." Kipping is for cross-fitters.
August 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
"Zero. Zero. Zero." Kipping is for cross-fitters.
That'd be a hell of a thing.
August 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
That'd be a hell of a thing.
That owl can't believe what you just said and has had enough of your shit.
August 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
That owl can't believe what you just said and has had enough of your shit.
Those little guys were in a timed account at the seed bank.
August 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Those little guys were in a timed account at the seed bank.
Hench Folks Local 145 here. We're just trying to do our jobs in a relatively safe environment and make a living wage.
August 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Hench Folks Local 145 here. We're just trying to do our jobs in a relatively safe environment and make a living wage.
I, too, enjoy getting high by huffing my own farts.
August 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I, too, enjoy getting high by huffing my own farts.
"Is life getting you down? Let us help you pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!" 🏁
August 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
"Is life getting you down? Let us help you pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!" 🏁
Oh, THAT'S what rose hips are!
August 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Oh, THAT'S what rose hips are!
Rose...fruit? Color me interested.
August 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Rose...fruit? Color me interested.
A clear pyrex lid. Thrifted it a few years back. I use it in the microwave on bowls of reheated food. Heavy enough to keep in the moisture and heat things faster, and keeps the oven clean in case something decides to pop.
July 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
A clear pyrex lid. Thrifted it a few years back. I use it in the microwave on bowls of reheated food. Heavy enough to keep in the moisture and heat things faster, and keeps the oven clean in case something decides to pop.
Discovery documents better get made public. That'll be fun.
July 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Discovery documents better get made public. That'll be fun.
Same. Too much banishing in published grimoires, in general.
July 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Same. Too much banishing in published grimoires, in general.
These aren't LEOs. These are paramilitaries.
July 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
These aren't LEOs. These are paramilitaries.
Kneeling pad? Score!
July 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Kneeling pad? Score!
Jon Scalzi is a prolific writer and cat poster.
July 14, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Jon Scalzi is a prolific writer and cat poster.