i think i hauve covid

i don't play enough new video games to warrant a critique blog anyway. people only ever want to read retrospectives for rose-tinted opinion reinforcement and if you don't do that you're pretty much inviting nerds to email you death threats

oh it's chatgpt isn't it

people thought a moon cycle was indicative of an incoming GTA 6 trailer announcement. i wouldn't want to talk to them about basically anything

honestly, beast mode

wrath of poseidon

goddamnit i was waiting on a steam sale for the original

whenever i block these people i like to imagine they get so upset about it they call their governor

another headline for this image

hypothetically, not saying it would happen because gen AI still has like a decade before it becomes passable in quality assurance, but if a game with AI art wins Best Art Direction who the fuck gets the award because if it's anyone in a management position they should be sent down a trapdoor instead

a hundred lines? ain't that what the rockstar execs snorted before firing all those union workers?