Tired of living in historical times

Dear streaming services: Stop starting at the end credits of the last episode I watched yesterday. Just take me to the next one. And don’t make me watch ads to see the wrong episode’s credits, then more ads when I finally convince you to play the right one.

When a hit new true-crime docuseries comes out and it’s about your estranged cousin. What a weird feeling!

Gidget wanted a book recommendation from the shelf. This was her reaction when I reminded her that she’s illiterate. Guess I have to teach my cat to read

Tried to name a city in my book and now I’ve accidentally created centuries of lore and invented a new language. Fantasy writer things…