Johnny Q Peabody
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Johnny Q Peabody
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I saw it used in the defense industry for years, going back to the early 00’s (or maybe even the late 90’s). It was almost always in marketing/PR contexts (Program XX: Supporting the Warfighter). Not sure when it leaked into the mainstream.
April 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Maybe, but they’ll probably learn the meaning of “first against the wall” in a most unfortunate (for them) way.
March 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Could be worse. In TX we have an AG who’s a racist crackpot AND a criminal.
February 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
As a Cowboys fan, I’m interested, not because I think it will work (anything Jerry does will only work by blind luck at this point), but because anything entertaining is the best I can hope for at this point, and this ought to be entertaining at the very least.
January 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
If nothing else, this performance makes it pretty easy to move on from Darnold.
January 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
It was great. Have either of them ever worked WWE before?
October 26, 2024 at 2:03 AM
I didn’t know MCMG were even working in WWE (been working lots of OT past few weeks) much less expecting to see them take the belts tonight.
October 26, 2024 at 2:00 AM
As others have noted, accreditation isn’t a government thing (and Scalise is a complete cunt;OK, they didn’t mention that) but if any institution didn’t really need to be worried about accreditation it would be Harvard.
October 13, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Told that to my dog after reading this. She said “Yeah, no shit, how would I piss on your grave if I die?”
October 11, 2024 at 3:28 AM
That one is pretty f’d.
September 30, 2024 at 2:23 AM
I think it’s far more likely, for the Cowboys anyway, that they lose a few games this next stretch, get guys back, and then run off some wins (playing the NFC E helps) and finish a mediocre 7-10 to 9-8, from which they learn absolutely nothing and change nothing. Repeat next year. And next. And n…
September 28, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Or Judg 11:37 “So she said to her father, ‘Let this thing be done for me: leave me alone two months, that I may go up and down on the mountains and weep for my virginity, I and my companions.’”
It’s easy. I opened randomly on those (context of the latter verse does not make it more pleasant, BTW).
September 22, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Or reply with another, much less pleasant out of context verse. For example, Luke 23:30 “Then they will begin to say to the mountains, ‘Fall on us,’ and to the hills, ‘Cover us.’”
September 22, 2024 at 2:17 PM
A former QB who never really went anywhere at the position who hated his own QBs? Yep, that tracks.
September 22, 2024 at 3:01 AM
I enjoyed the 1st season and was going to binge the 2nd (downloaded) on a long flight today, but Prime is incredibly shitty when you’re offline. I guess that was drama for a few minutes until I abandoned Prime for stuff I had downloaded on Max.
September 20, 2024 at 3:48 AM
I mean, honestly, I don’t want to think too much about my own habits, and they’re fairly dull.
September 20, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Can’t wait. I’ve travelled to Riot Fest in Chicago to distract myself for the weekend.
September 20, 2024 at 2:02 AM
I don’t care if he dies in prison, if he just goes ahead and dies.
September 11, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Fascinating. This fits several people I know. Will have to investigate further (as long as I don’t have to actually talk to those people too much).
August 28, 2024 at 2:52 AM
I most always was the one to come home and take care of the kids (all over 18 now; wife is an attorney, worked insane hours). I was asked several times, when we had to get a temp/sub “nanny”, if she should wait til mom got home. My response was (essentially) “You’ll be waiting a long fuckin time”.
August 15, 2024 at 4:02 AM
I never did this when I got bad grades early in my college career after not attending or doing the work. Of course, we didn’t have email in those days so I would’ve had to beg in person, and who can be bothered with that? I mean, we already established I couldn’t be bothered to show up normally.
August 13, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Not my influence, BTW. Looking at me you would clearly say “Oh yeah, he’s punk AF”. (You would not. Having said that, the 18 year-old and I did go see Teenage Bottlerocket together not too long ago)
August 7, 2024 at 3:21 AM
My 18 year-old is way into classic rock on vinyl, so who knows.
August 7, 2024 at 3:17 AM
You would think a supposedly professional news organization wouldn’t put out a headline this fucking stupid, but here we are.
July 14, 2024 at 3:46 PM