Schroedinger's boner
jpwinker.bsky.social
Schroedinger's boner
@jpwinker.bsky.social
I was thinking ​​A Change ​Is ​Gonna ​Come. But when it did it was the wrong one.
Minnesota native, honorary Canadian.
Activist: Free the nipple.
My mom says I'm special.
He is precisely the man she voted for. Why she didn't see it her own stupidity. No one else's.
December 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
As much as I'd like to believe it, it's always the same two - Massie and Marge- who have broken with trumpstein.

Otherwise, his base is remarkably intact. A 30% approval rating is his floor, and it isn't sinking.
December 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Love this woman. Great use of mashed potatoes.
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Glad you went outside. My brother and I broke the kitchen table by landed on it during an argument. We had to get a new one.

Nobody has ever, ever accused me of maturity. I blame my brother.
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My 4 yo daughter did too! At brunch and she scarfed down so many so fast she looked a little ill. She said "I don't feel good" and spewed them right back onto her plate. I had to reach over and spin her plate mid-stream to keep it from overflowing.

My son shielded his eyes and kept eating.
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My mom once made beef bourguignon, which my farm-raised dad complimented "not bad stew."

This is now our highest form of praise. And yes, we are in the midwest.
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Send the dog home with her for a sleepover that night.
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My sister asked our hard-of-hearing mother where she keeps her extension cord.

Mom replied with disbelief. "Where do I keep my expensive porn?"
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Judas! I actively recoiled from that description of cauliflower.
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I might get my asshole bleached this year just so I can call it Pam Bondi.
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I'm happy to call him donald trumpstein. No caps, which is commensurate with the leveling of respect he's forced on the world.

Vance is Vice President Piggy. There's Pighead Seth and that bleached asshole, Pam Blondie.
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Woops - You're right!

I didn't even realize I knew who Ben Crenshaw is, but there it is, rolling off my keyboard.
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Tell piggy to shut up.
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Good ol' Tom Cotton and pirate Ben Crenshaw have managed to keep their pie holes shut.
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I'll turn the page to the chapter on the American Bastille where trumpstein and minions get what they deserve.
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Addition by subtraction is real.
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Sadly. today's farmers love Donald Trumpstein.
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
This is president Trumpstein's fault.
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Sounds like the Nazis have a GOPedo problem.
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM