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The Whiskey Rebellion
January 9, 2026 at 1:51 PM
The Whiskey Rebellion
And then he had to keep running away from dinosaurs for the next few years.
December 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
And then he had to keep running away from dinosaurs for the next few years.
“Number of Rocky Tops” sounds like a rating system, as in “The pie Aunt Shirley brought to Thanksgiving was incredible. I give it 10/10 Rocky Tops.”
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
“Number of Rocky Tops” sounds like a rating system, as in “The pie Aunt Shirley brought to Thanksgiving was incredible. I give it 10/10 Rocky Tops.”
And please bring Beau back with you
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
And please bring Beau back with you
I’m making angry Tasmanian Devil sounds about the fumbling of this QB situation
September 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I’m making angry Tasmanian Devil sounds about the fumbling of this QB situation
The blind QB resume bit on Gameday with him and Beau was a knife twist
September 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The blind QB resume bit on Gameday with him and Beau was a knife twist
It’s giving Viggo the Carpathian
June 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It’s giving Viggo the Carpathian
He’s smart and has the computer be his DD.
June 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
He’s smart and has the computer be his DD.
Mockingly doing the Sean Connery accent to himself and saying “Most things in this room don’t react well to bullets” <chef’s kiss>
May 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Mockingly doing the Sean Connery accent to himself and saying “Most things in this room don’t react well to bullets” <chef’s kiss>
Florida’s DOGE determined that having 2 s’s in business was wasteful and they saved $37 million by just using one. They’re playing 4D chess on us
May 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Florida’s DOGE determined that having 2 s’s in business was wasteful and they saved $37 million by just using one. They’re playing 4D chess on us
One fewer s in “busines” than the number of football wins last season
May 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
One fewer s in “busines” than the number of football wins last season
The Predator handshake but it’s Jess and Heat fans hating on the Celtics
May 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The Predator handshake but it’s Jess and Heat fans hating on the Celtics
The other day, I played the trombone trying to read a pill bottle. Today I genuinely and unironically asked my wife today if she was “working hard or hardly working.”
April 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The other day, I played the trombone trying to read a pill bottle. Today I genuinely and unironically asked my wife today if she was “working hard or hardly working.”
I wonder what his stats are when he plays against Washington? We all know how the ents dominate wizards
March 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I wonder what his stats are when he plays against Washington? We all know how the ents dominate wizards