“Fists wit ya toes.”

Blame Styx for the first one. Sincerely, a 58-year-old

Let’s see how they do when the lane lines are covered and the cameras fill with blowing snow and freezing rain. This ain’t Arizona.

John Dickerson, we love you, but your ad lib about “black ice” was fake news. Water that freezes on the street is ice. Black ice comes from the vapor in automobile exhaust. It is much harder to see and hence more dangerous.

Hooker in “Fargo” was from White Bear Lake, MN (“Go Bears”).

He’s gonna get his name on it right?

The Chuck-It is the aging dog owner’s secret weapon. (In this scenario, the owner is aging, not the dog)

Steve Lombardozzi has entered the chat

Play for a few teams and then land on the Vikings, where KOC will - oh, wait.

McCarthy did not play last season. Are you thinking of Darnold?

SKOL

Aaaand the Supreme Court finds a spurious reason to overturn this in 3… 2… 1…