JP
@jpulto.bsky.social
SLC | professional rock aficionado | UMN ‘20; Mines ‘22
Let’s just say their red zone defense has a lot of experience
June 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Let’s just say their red zone defense has a lot of experience
The second tortilla acts as a life raft for anything that comes tumbling out of the overloaded first taco
May 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The second tortilla acts as a life raft for anything that comes tumbling out of the overloaded first taco
“Imagine a world where a google search was too much effort”
May 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
“Imagine a world where a google search was too much effort”
I’m going to fight the entire state of Wyoming over this map
May 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I’m going to fight the entire state of Wyoming over this map
I’ve gotten bored enough on flights that I just doze off because it’s the most entertaining thing I can think of
March 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I’ve gotten bored enough on flights that I just doze off because it’s the most entertaining thing I can think of
“Spencer drinks gatorlode” as a charity bowl stretch goal
March 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
“Spencer drinks gatorlode” as a charity bowl stretch goal
Magical Doctor Gus dot horse
March 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Magical Doctor Gus dot horse
I love the internet because you could be like “NIU is the only good directional Illinois” and at least 5 people will be mad at you for it
March 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I love the internet because you could be like “NIU is the only good directional Illinois” and at least 5 people will be mad at you for it
2007 Dancing With the Stars champion Helio Castroneves
February 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
2007 Dancing With the Stars champion Helio Castroneves
Shaq’s got the 2017-18 All NBA team
February 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Shaq’s got the 2017-18 All NBA team
When you call someone a sonofabitch the only logical recourse is to throw hands
January 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
When you call someone a sonofabitch the only logical recourse is to throw hands
“Now you know I could show you how to do that yourself if you wanted to save a buck” - Eli Drinkwitz, probably
December 30, 2024 at 9:09 PM
“Now you know I could show you how to do that yourself if you wanted to save a buck” - Eli Drinkwitz, probably
Greg Maddux + Derek Jeter is an insane combo
November 29, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Greg Maddux + Derek Jeter is an insane combo
Jalen Milroe ain't that guy
November 24, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Jalen Milroe ain't that guy
Average PSU hockey score
November 24, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Average PSU hockey score
I blew my budget on Tennessee-UGA and Oregon-Wisconsin so it's.... Louisiana and South Alabama?
November 17, 2024 at 3:04 AM
I blew my budget on Tennessee-UGA and Oregon-Wisconsin so it's.... Louisiana and South Alabama?
Unironically the peak of the night
November 16, 2024 at 5:51 AM
Unironically the peak of the night
It’s a fact that this will absolutely suck
November 15, 2024 at 2:30 AM
It’s a fact that this will absolutely suck
When did the NCAA add F1
November 18, 2023 at 5:01 AM
When did the NCAA add F1
Uncle T and a dude named Partridge. Incredible
November 17, 2023 at 6:10 PM
Uncle T and a dude named Partridge. Incredible
Hawaii @ Wyoming is a trophy game but they lost the trophy back in the late 90s
November 16, 2023 at 10:42 PM
Hawaii @ Wyoming is a trophy game but they lost the trophy back in the late 90s