JP Toto
jptoto.bsky.social
JP Toto
@jptoto.bsky.social
I have friends everywhere.
You’ll be visited by 3 spirits.

The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The 8yo started a trophy sheet for her D&D kills.

I dunno where she gets ideas like this 🤪
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Uh oh. Goblins!
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Someone AI me up a video of Trump singing “Wonderful” from Wicked.
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The 8yo is positively obsessed with Roll for Sandwich Guy.
November 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
“Dad, the asteroid book says my lucky day is Wednesday.”

“The astrology book?”

“Yes. That.”
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I don’t know which sounds worse;

Cleaning up my garage or cleaning up my Dropbox.
November 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I'm spoiled by the enterprise GSuite features. I keep trying to make a custom building block in my personal docs and that's no bueno.
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This is some shit.
#GameStop sent my son a PlayStation with a voucher for PlayStation Plus that was already used (worth $400) and won’t allow an exchange or return because it’s been 14 days. Maddening.
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The fact that you don't get custom "Building Blocks" on the free google docs tier, or even on the business starter tier, is what's currently grinding my gears.
November 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Being a roamer (kinda like a traveling judge of elections) in Chester County has been a real rollercoaster today.

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November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Play-testing the Owlbear Rodeo TV setup tonight.
November 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The party follows goblin tracks to the entrance of a mysterious cave. Thanks to some good arcana rolls, they believe they’ve found the entrance to the tomb of the Delian Knights.
November 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Found the nesting spot of child #2. She must be nearby.
October 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
October 31, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I've landed on the cozy aesthetic A5 sized D&D journaling side of YouTube and I'm not at all mad about it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cx0...
how I take my dungeons & dragons notes | advice & tips
YouTube video by shaping shan
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October 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Bonus points to Tom McCarthy for Teddy Roosevelt Rough Riders trivia.
August 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
“Did you forget what you were doing or are you trying to fart?”

- my wife doing her best to interpret the quizzical look on my face.
August 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Pay Schwarber.
August 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Black TikTok reacting to black Scottish TikTok is just about the most delightful thing ever.
August 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The numbers speak for themselves.
Phillies Record with each broadcaster in the booth this season:

John Kruk 36-22
Ruben Amaro Jr. 13-20
Ben Davis 10-8
August 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Sometimes I like to re-watch ST DS9 S6 E19, "In the Pale Moonlight".

Sisco had to make some tough calls and was good at operating in the grey margins of morality. He's the best Star Trek wartime captain, hands down. Picard could never have had that blood on his hands.
August 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
“Dad were you good at sports when you were a kid?”

“No, not really.”

“GREAT. THANKS FOR INHERITING ME YOUR SLOW GENES.”
August 12, 2025 at 11:19 AM
“Better call Paul?”

Was that a real commercial that just ran on my tv during the Phillies pre-game?
August 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The 8yo delights in reading book series out of order and watching the last season of a tv show first.

Do I call the police or the FBI or what?
August 10, 2025 at 11:12 AM