Me, sitting in the corner: [watches as Michael doesn't interrupt the discussion to tell Emily why he's not eating the deviled eggs Susan brought]

Didn't know you were on here. Welcome! (he said, having been here for slightly under a week).

Well, it certainly captured my slim figure, dapper beard, Anderson Cooper-esque profile, and teetotal drinking habits. I do feel, however, that more and larger spaceships would have more accurately depicted our commitment to the study of medieval Iceland.

Article misspelled "impressed."

Hi! A sample, from my beagle mix's birthday.